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In More Swine News: New Swine Flu Strain Discovered, Two Pre-School Children Sick.

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Swine Flu Kid

[Don't try this at home kids!]

Well, well, well, I think we started the week with the left hoof foot. Another swine-related post! This one is a little more relevant though. Turns out the swine flu is back! Yes Folks, the same one that caused the H1N1 pandemic in 2009 is now back for a second round!!! Will it be as deadly and scary as the 2009 H1N1 pandemic? I hope not.
Thank God no fatalities were reported yet according to the main article, both kids recovered and the new strain seems to be harder to spread than its predecessor but there’s an older article from a different source saying there is a death caused by the new H1N1 Swine Flu. I would keep an eye on the matter if I were you. Just in case.

Hit the break to read more.

New Lab-Made Disease Spreads From Monkeys To Humans!

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Mokey Virus

No, I am not talking about AIDS, Folks. But I’m pretty sure they will find the way to make it as deadly and dangerous as AIDS. The new disease is a type of pneumonia that until recently used to only attack monkeys but now several lab workers are sick.
The bug already claimed the life of  23 titi monkeys (don’t look at me like that, I didn’t made up the name) and got three people sick but scientists say it could be some day harnessed as a tool for gene therapy.
See, that’s what’s fundamentally wrong with science this days. They are always trying to domesticate dangerous bugs and that is just stupid if you ask me. Don’t come crying back to me when that shit gets out of control ’cause I am not going to let you inside the bunker. As a matter of a fact, I am going to watch you through the window as I play “Never Gonna Give You Up” on a speaker for you. And before you ask, yes, I installed one last week just for such an occasion.

Hit the break to get rickrolled read more about this.

Paranoid Health: The Amazing Untold Properties And Benefits Of Oxygenated Water!

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Water

Looking for supplies to make my DIY disinfectant I stumbled upon a page about the untold benefits of hydrogen peroxide a.k.a. oxygenated water and let me tell you folks, it has more uses than you think! Like for example: did you know you can use hydrogen peroxide as a vegetable wash? Yeah, it allegedly kills those nasty germs in your vegetables and  neutralize chemicals! Or get rid of the canker sores doing a 10-minute daily mouthwash! I must warn you though, this is not for everyone and the abuse of this chemical can lead to some serious damage. Or maybe not, I don’t know. I advise you to read both sides of the story and decide for yourself what is best for you.

Visit angelfire.com/az/sthurston to read more about the multiple uses of the oxygenated water:
Hydrogen Peroxide: Natural & Effective Anti-viral, Anti-bacterial & Anti-fungal

Or educate-yourself.org for more information (no, I’m not being sarcastic, that’s how the page is called, I swear!):
The Many Benefits of Hydrogen Peroxide

 

Or go to wikipedia.org to read more about the hydrogen peroxide safety:
Hydrogen peroxide: Safety

In the mean time I will be rubbing oxygenated water on my booboo scraped knee.

 

Image courtesy of centralbasin.org




Paranoid Survival: How To Survive A Chemical/Biological Attack

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Jhonny And The Biological Warfare

This is the last part of the WW3 survival series and, in my humble opinion, probably the most dangerous and toughest to survive.  That is why I left it for last. As you know, we already talked about how to survive a nuclear attack and of course how to build your own fallout shelter and now is the turn of the poor man’s atom bomb; The biological and chemical warfare.

You’ve all seen those pesky envelopes filled with anthrax or the terrorist attacks in the Tokyo subway in the news. The  biological and chemical agents are now part of the XXIst Century warfare and increasingly used by the terrorists, who, as you know attack wherever the hell they want and whoever the hell they want. So yeah, you are not exempt from a biological/chemical attack [anymore].

Hit the break to learn what they are, how they work and how to survive them.

Paranoid DIY: Make Your Own Disinfectant and Natural Antibacterial Hand Sanitizer

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Like many Paranoid Freaks out there, I am also a germophobe and I try to keep myself and my habitat as germ free as I possibly can. And don’t get me wrong, my bedroom still looks like a filthy pigstyle but you won’t find a single germ anywhere. I use industrial amounts of disinfectant. It makes your eyes sore if you are not used to it.
And nothing would have changed if it wasn’t because the latest news are filled with reports of deadly super-germs that might break loose at any moment, potential pandemics and plagues from the 14th century. Now I will need a whole lot more! So I thought: Why buy it if I can make it! Long story short, here are two useful DIY tutorials on how to make your own disinfectant and natural antibacterial hand sanitizer! You’ll thank me when you are not covered with pustules.

Hit the break for the recipes.

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