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Holy Extraterrestrial Guacamole!! There’s A UFO Approaching Behind The Comet Elenin!!

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Elenin Comet UFO

If you remember, I posted like a month ago about a comet called Elenin. Yes, the same one that has been causing all these earthquakes and the exact same one that is going to wreak havoc in a few months. Turns out a new piece of the puzzle emerged. Apparently there is a fleet of UFOs following the comet!!! YES! You read right, a fleet of UFOs!!! As in Extraterrestrial Vehicles!!! Why are they following a comet, I don’t know maybe they are playing intergalactic musical chairs around the solar system but the fact that NASA is getting ready for a major catastrophic event seriously creeps me out because all these flashbacks of alien invasion movies start to rush through my head. You know what I’m saying? Me neither. If we get invaded tho, you don’t know me.
Now, I know what you are thinking and this time it’s not some doofus with a YouTube account but an actual astronomer who is endorsing this claim, so yeah, there’s actually a bigger chance that this is not just a false alarm. I would start preparing if I were you.

Hit the break to read more and get Paranoid.

Enormous Fireball Falling From Sky Sighted In Mexico!

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Mexico Giant Falling Fireball

The sky is falling, folks! Or at least part of it. This object was filmed a week ago in Cuernavaca, Mexico and I would assume, from the look of it that it is a meteorite or a comet but thankfully for the people below it appears to be something else because it is not going very fast, it looks like it is almost stationary or going really slow. If that thing really was a comet or a meteorite it would go a whole lot faster. These kinds of objects enter the Earth’s atmosphere at the baffling speed of 40,000 miles per hour and are generally followed by an explosion or a mushroom cloud if the object is big enough. Not to mention that their behavior seem to be a lot more chaotic, click HERE to see how a real meteor looks like.

Hit the break to watch the video and read my analysis (Spoiler: I have no idea of what the hell it is).

Sombebody Is Playing With HAARP Again!: Amazing Video Of Revolving Wall Of Clouds

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Wall Of Clouds

No, it’s not a screen cap from the new upcoming X-Men movie. And no, Professor “X” does not appear in this particular video. At all. But chances are, that this strange and mysterious cloud formation is somehow man made. Not with mutant powers or psychokinetic abilities but with something a little bit more tethered to reality: HAARP. Yes, I know, I know there are some people out there who think that HAARP is just a harmless government program but what else could cause this kind of cloud formations besides HAARP? Perhaps only UFOs. That or a nuclear device, but I don’t see no people burning or hovering discs so I will assume it is HAARP.

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Roswell UFO Was Piloted By Russian Mutant Midgets, Not Actual Aliens!!

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Russian Mutant Midget

What were three Russian mutant midgets doing on American soil? If you answered working in the sideshow of a circus you are wrong, ’cause they were piloting a UFO. And in case you wonder, no, I’m not kidding or drunk (yet).
In what appears to be a twist straight out of the TV series The X-Files, turns out that the alleged aliens from the Roswell UFO Incident are not even actual aliens but extremely deformed little people (Not actual picture above). Not only that, but according to investigative journalist Annie Jacobsen the UFO spacecraft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico was sent by the Russian government to spy on the US. Or something like that, I don’t know. Hit the break to read more.

Large UFO Caught On Camera Hovering Over Tasmania!

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Tasmanian UFO

Tasmania, home of Taz, the Tasmanian Devil a country I know absolutely nothing about. Of course that didn’t stop aliens from visiting it. No sir it didn’t. As a matter of a fact, they brought one of their biggest ships with them and hovered there for several minutes! What for you may ask? Maybe they wanted to meet Taz! I have no idea, I know nothing about Tasmania, seriously. Anyhow. The important thing here is that someone got it on camera! That’s right, a resident of Tasmania was outside with his camera at the time of the sighting and he managed to record 2 minutes of video! Hit the break to watch the video and read more.

Huge UFO Hoax Planned For The Day After The Rapture!

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vanonymous

Anonymous, the anarchic group of ‘hacktivists’ who stand for social justice, ‘lulz’ and God knows what else, better known for bringing down MasterCard, Visa and PayPal are planning a massive prank for the day after the rapture, May 22. If the world is still there, I mean.
The prank consists of  filing thousands of false (and possibly homosexual) reports of sightings to sites like this with the sole objective of WTF. In their own words, just for the ‘lulz’. To which I reply, don’t you have anything better to do? Like painting a giant digital pen0r on some financial terrorist‘s website or something? I mean, why pick on the weak when you can kick some big fish ass and get some lawlz in the process? There are people who deserve it more than we (the UFO enthusiasts) do.

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Impressive Leaked UFO & Gray Alien Footage, Is It Real This Time Or Just Another Hoax?

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Gray Alien Video

Just weeks after the mysterious disclosure about alien life by the US government, two videos were released to the public from an unknown source, featuring flying saucers and live gray aliens caught on tape doing what they do best! (looking creepy)
To be more specific, one of the videos shows a gray alien creature and the other shows what appears to be a crashed flying saucer a.k.a. UFO. Almost like out of an X-Files episode! I gotta tell you folks, this is the most realistic footage posted here yet, almost too good to be true. And I am not the only one who thinks that, the author of the source article where I found this two videos explains that it could be a Hollywoodesque  marketing stunt to ‘viralize’ a trailer for a gray-alien-related movie where the main character gets repeatedly ass-probed. In other words: Fake and most definitely gray gay. Mostly gay. I mean, ass-probing? That can’t be not gay.
Freudian slips aside, footage like this has been ‘leaking’ to the public since forever and a lot of these were proved to be elaborate hoaxes. Is it real this time? Hit the break to watch both videos and decide for yourself!

A UFO Attended To The Royal Wedding!

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Royal Wedding UFO

There are things in this world that I couldn’t care less about, one of them is the royal wedding. Seriously, I don’t give a dead rat’s left butt cheek  about it and I still wouldn’t if it wasn’t because this royal wedding had a rather unusual attendee, and I am not talking about Elton John, I’m talking about a UFO! (Not actual picture above)

The oddly shaped UFO was filmed hovering and changing shape over the Big Ben during the royal wedding by a tourist and makes me wonder, what the royal hell was it doing there? Maybe they were the extra-special guests.  :winkwink:

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