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NASA Footage Reveals Cloaked UFO Parked Near Mercury!!

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Mercury UFO

YES!! It’s another mysterious object photographed in space! But is this a follow up to the post about the Elenin-heaven-cube-of-Borg-Jesus? I’ll let you decide that.

So turns out that YouTuber siniXster was lurking at the SECCHI web page at  the Naval Research Laboratory web site when he saw this anomaly. At first it totally looks like your regular solar flare but when it hits the closest planet to the Sun something strange happens: A small portion of ‘emptiness’ just next to Mercury lights up somehow reacting to the solar flare! And since experts don’t have a valid explanation for this, therefore it must be aliens or so people think. I, for one, have no idea what to think. Really. One thing I can tell you though, is that I can recognize a lens flare, an internal reflection or any other lens aberration of that sort and that is not it!

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And The Plot Thickens!!: “Expert” Claims That Elenin Was Not Destroyed And In Reality Is A Giant Cubic Spaceship Rapidly Approaching Earth!!!!!

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Cyborg Jesus Is Coming To Get Me!

What does Star Trek, the comet Elenin and the Bible have in common? If you were going to answer “Absolutely nothing!” you are wrong. Alex Collier, an extraterrestrial expert says that contrary to popular belief, Elenin was not completely destroyed 3 months ago and that in reality, Elenin is a massive cube-shaped space ship full of Borgs (yes, such as the ones from Star Trek) commanded by the God of the bible,  that, in actuality, is not God but G.O.D. (Which is short for Galactic Obliteration Device). Confused? Wait to hear this: The Elenin-GOD-cube-thing is coming to assimilate our souls and/or bodies into a twisted Borg version of the Heaven!!!1!!

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7500+ People Sign A Petition Asking The White House To Disclose Extraterrestrial Contact & UFO Phenomena!!!

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Aliens In The Government!

Yes Folks, we are one step closer to total UFO disclosure! Will it happen this time? Probably not Only time will tell. 7500+  People signed a petition asking President Obama and the White House to disclose all things UFO once and for all. The number of signatures needed was originally 5000 but as soon the the petition reached that number (in only 5 days!!!!1!!) the White House increased the number of signatures needed to 25000. Which is bullshit if you ask me. Totally reminds me of that guy playing cards who loses and then begs for a “two out of three” and then loses again and wants a “three out of five” and then he won’t pay his lost bets and–DAMMIT SPENCER I WANT MY MONEY!!!  :-x
Gambling debts aside, this is not the first time the US government would be releasing classified information. As y’all know seven months ago the US government released the IRL-X-Files, only after the governments of UK and New Zealand released theirs.

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Weird Triangular Meteorite/UFO Sighted Over Nagareyama, Japan!

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Japan UFO Fireball

The fireball  sightings continue, this time in Japan. And this one seems a little bit special. It’s a triangular UFO, much like the Dudley Dorito UFO but this one is on fire!! Looks like someone… *Puts on glasses*  Put a little too much hot sauce on this Dorito.   8)

 YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

I know, I know. I should get punched in the face for doing that CSI: Miami joke but its against the law to punch someone wearing glasses in the face, you know? Hah! Now I know why Horatio Caine does it. :mrgreen:
Anyhow, as with THIS video, the time of the day was either dawn or dusk. In both cases the clouds look fiery just like the smoke trail behind the UFO, which means that the smoke trail is just a smoke trail and not fire like we all you thought, meaning that this is not a fireball or a meteorite but an aircraft.
Now, aside from the fact that the only aircraft that has that particular array of thrusters is the space shuttle, you cannot see the actual spacecraft anywhere, only those three lights! So is that supposed to be some kind of invisible space shuttle or something? And if this is a UFO, then why is it leaving a smoke trail behind? Most UFOs I’ve seen don’t give off any kind of fumes or smoke.  Is this one damaged or is it spraying something?

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Ball Of Fire Falls From The Sky In Argentina, Kills A Woman. Authorities Blame It On Gas.

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Argentina Fireball

An object  (a fireball according to witnesses) crash-landed in the town of Monte Grande, in Buenos Aires, Argentina producing an explosion that devastated two buildings and killed a woman, injuring 9 other people. NASA discarded that it could be parts of the Satellite that fell back to Earth on Friday but the NASA experts also said it couldn’t be a meteorite because it would have left a crater behind. The real cause of this unfortunate incident is still unknown.
See this is why we can’t have nice things. Shit falls from outer space and smashes stuff on the ground. You can’t build pretty stuff anymore ’cause NASA will f*** you up with their decommissioned satellites.

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Could Extraterrestrials Be Behind The Nuclear Incident At Fukushima?

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Handout satellite image of Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant after earthquake and tsunami

All this time we all thought that the Illuminati or some other group of secretly associated fat cats were behind the  nuclear incident at the Fukushima nuclear power plant but what if they weren’t behind it? What if they had nothing to do with what happened to the Daiichi nuclear power plant?
Think about it for a minute. Why would they screw with their own habitat? Sure, they can leave the planet in an escape pod when they are done with it. But where would they go? Mars? Venus? God knows where is the nearest habitable planet and who or what populates it!
You know what makes a whole lot more sense? ALIENS!!!  What if the incident at Japan’s Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant  is an elaborate alien plot to depopulate Earth? Hit the break and find out more.

Russian Town Famous For Its Numerous UFO Sightings Unveils Wooden Alien Monument!

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Alien Monument In Russia

People around the world have built monuments for fallen soldiers, for lazy presidents, for poets and I think there’s even one for stupidity Snooki but in the Russian town of Molebka, they built a monument for the aliens! That’s right, the little gray men from outer space!
What made the inhabitants of Molebka think that aliens deserve a monument is beyond me but I can clearly see why they’ve chosen this town to build it.  The town of Molebka, also known as Molyobka (Russian: Молёбка) have quickly become a UFO hotspot in the last years with mysterious reports of UFO sightings, balls of light and even crop circles! I have no idea what’s bringing all that extraterrestrial activity to such small rural community but I can immediately smell something ratty going on even though I can’t quite put my finger on it. And as a matter of a fact I don’t want to put my finger on it. I don’t like things that smell ratty, only things that smell cheesy. :winkwink: *pops open a bag of cheetos*

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Holy Extraterrestrial Guacamole!! There’s A UFO Approaching Behind The Comet Elenin!!

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Elenin Comet UFO

If you remember, I posted like a month ago about a comet called Elenin. Yes, the same one that has been causing all these earthquakes and the exact same one that is going to wreak havoc in a few months. Turns out a new piece of the puzzle emerged. Apparently there is a fleet of UFOs following the comet!!! YES! You read right, a fleet of UFOs!!! As in Extraterrestrial Vehicles!!! Why are they following a comet, I don’t know maybe they are playing intergalactic musical chairs around the solar system but the fact that NASA is getting ready for a major catastrophic event seriously creeps me out because all these flashbacks of alien invasion movies start to rush through my head. You know what I’m saying? Me neither. If we get invaded tho, you don’t know me.
Now, I know what you are thinking and this time it’s not some doofus with a YouTube account but an actual astronomer who is endorsing this claim, so yeah, there’s actually a bigger chance that this is not just a false alarm. I would start preparing if I were you.

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