November 2010 False Flag Attack Possibly Predicted In A Simpsons Episode!

False Flag Attack In The Simpsons

Following up the series of posts about World War III and the many people and machines who predicted such a horrible event, here’s an interesting video by YouTube user Truthwillfindyoubru. In the video he/she explores the diverse predictions Hollywood made over the past years regarding Katrina, the Gulf of Mexico oil rig explosion and 9/11. Such as the well known pilot of “The Lone Gunmen” series, where the government stages a false flag attack identical to the real life 9/11 bombings. What’s odd about that? The pilot was aired before the bombings. And that wasn’t even the worst part. According to Truthwillfindyoubru, the false flag attack that will trigger the next World War is predicted in an episode of the animated series “The Simpsons” and is supposed to happen on November 6, 2010! Holy Guacamole!! I hope this guys is wrong!

Hit the break to find out how he came to that conclusion in an illustrative video. Oh yeah, also get a little Paranoid.

It’s The Second Time I Hear That This Year: According To Baba Vanga, WW3 Will Begin in November 2010!

Baba Vanga

According to Baba Vanga (Not to be confused with the popular phrase by the Ninja Turtles), WW3 WW4 is going to begin in November of this year and there’s little nothing you can do to stop it.

Yes, it’s the second time this year I hear read it! The first one being the prediction made by WebBot, but then called off by Harry Schultz, so yeah, this would be actually WW4 and not WW3. The important thing though, is that this is the second time we read that and you know what they say: “One is coincidence, two is a pattern”. Maybe we are one month away from a nasty-ass World War! Thankfully, whether it’s going to happen or not, we got a whole month to put our shit together. Better safe than sorry, you know?

Hit the break to find out who is this woman and why you should listen to her! Also, a timeline of predictions until 5079!

Newly Released Interview Proves That The Twin Towers Were Actually Imploded Demolition-Style, Not By The Bullshit Pancake Effect As Previously Thought!

Ulta-Brave NY Firefighters WTC 9-11

I know most of you believe that 9/11 was an inside job and the twin towers were actually brought down by demolition charges and not two commercial passenger jet airliners as the media wants you to believe, but there are a few people out there who still believe the attacks were legit and I don’t blame them, actually, for a brief time I believed it too. These attacks were incredibly well staged.

So, for those of you who still believe in the pancake effect theory, here is an interview with two firefighters who had just emerged from the ruins of the WTC. They both say they heard a second and a third explosion just before the twin towers collapsed on their heads!

Hit the break to watch the interview and be amazed by the courage of these two men.


Serco; The Biggest Company You’ve Never Heard Of

Serco: The Biggest Company You've Never Heard Of

Have you ever had that schizophrenic feeling where some things appear to be following you no matter what country you visit? Sometimes it’s almost like Déjà vu! I have felt like that since 1991. For a moment there, I thought I might be suffering from some kind of delusional paranoia, but then everything started to make sense. I began to look deeper into who really owns the businesses and it turns out that even though there are a buttload of companies out there, they actually belong to only a few corporative giants. Sometimes this ownership is not so noticeable right away, but if you own the majority of the stocks of another company, you technically own that company. Don’t believe me? Take for example The Coca-Cola Company, Frito-Lay, Viacom and Henkel just to name a few. Now, check the companies that they own. Chances are, that you are probably using one or more of their products. Hah! And you thought that monopolies were illegal!
Now… don’t get me wrong. I am not against any of these companies, I actually enjoy some good ol’ cheetos from time to time (courtesy of Frito-Lay), and some Coca-Cola too (courtesy of The Coca-Cola Company), I use Head & Shoulders to make sure my head is clean (courtesy of a Henkel-owned brand) and I used to watch Nickelodeon, Mtv, Paramount Pictures, Spike TV and Showtime, all of them partially or totally owned by Viacom so, yeah, they are more of a commodity for me than a concern.
But what would happen if there was such thing as a monopoly in the national security business in UK? You would get Serco. Did I mentioned that they also run traffic lights, detention centers, air traffic, prisons, nuclear weapons and time too? No? Well, they do.

Hit the break to learn more about Serco and watch your world fall apart into branches of a multinational company.

Help Him Kick NWO in the Balls!: Alex Jones Needs Your Support To Escalate InfoWars To The Next Level!

Alex Jones Wants You!

As many of you know, I am big fan of Mr. Alex Jones from InfoWars.com, so when I saw this I couldn’t refuse to post it. And no one even told me to! HAH! Seriously tho, folks, this is your opportunity to do something against NWO. This, is your chance to be part of the change. In 20-something years your son is going to ask you: “Where were you when the shit hit the fan?” and you are going to answer: “Doing your Mom, so you can be here, asking stupid questions” but another thing that would be really cool to answer is “I was part of the change, Son, I helped Mr. Jones to prevent you from getting lobotomized by the NWO!” Hell yeah! I would be proud of saying something like that!
Anyhow, I will let The Man do the talking, cause I quite frankly suck at giving explanations. Like when I had to explain why I accidentally hit a bully with a frisbee in the beach. I said his head looked like an ugly, rotten potato and I was trying to keep off the flies with the frisbee. I ended up in coma for a week. I still can’t remember where I parked the car that day.

Hit the break to hear The Man himself explaining.

What!? No Nukes!?: WW3 Ended Even Before it Began!

Scary-ass WW3 Nuke

Good news everybody! (BTW, I totally did not stole that from professor Farnsworth!) WW3 is over! and I didn’t even knew it ever started at all!
At least that is according to Harry Schultz, who claims World War III has ended even before it began. So if WW3 was one of those things that kept you awake at night (besides, of course, Coffee and credit card debts) then you will be glad you read this.  So, without further ado, I’ll let the block quote do the talking, because I suck at explanations. Like the time I tried to explain my Mother about the nudie magazines under the bed. I’m still grounded.  :-?

Hit the break to find out how we didn’t perished in a nuclear fireball of doom.  :radsym:

Real Life “Minority Report”: Pre-Crime Technology May Only Imprison Minorities, Not Real Criminals.

Minority Report Precrime

A few years ago I saw a movie starred by Tom Cruise called Minority Report. The movie was about a technology developed to apprehend future felons before they even committed the crime by foretelling such crimes with a bunch of psychics called ‘Precogs’. The movie was about how this ‘Pre-crime’ technology could possibly be flawed and how much it would suck balls.
To be honest, I did liked the movie. The production value was great, I loved the special effects and the plot and most of all I loved the peek to the world of the future.
Back when I saw it, I dismissed it as what it was; Mere science fiction. But now, 8 years later, the very premise upon which the movie was based is becoming a reality: the University of Pennsylvania is working on a software that, they claim, can predict crimes before they happen. The software uses algorithms and historical records to predict the [criminal] behavior of people and arrest them before they commit the crime. And let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, all I can think is: It’s going to suck balls just as much as in the movie. Actually, you know what? I think it’s going to suck even MORE balls than in the movie! It’s the life of a person we are talking about here! If the software fails they will royally screw someone’s life (criminal records, jail time, social embarrassment, harassment, etc.) Do they even understand what is at risk!? They probably do, but they don’t give a shit.

Hit the break to learn more.

There Are No Chinese UFOs, Confucius MIT Analyst Says

Chinese UFO

As sad as it may sound for you, the recent wave of Chinese UFO sightings might be nothing more than an elaborate disinformation program orchestrated by the Chinese government to coverup their missile tests. Or at least that is what a MIT analyst says.
Geoffrey Forden, an MIT weapons analyst, is convinced that half of the UFO evidence coming from China is actually shopped and the other half are ballistic missiles.
Now, the source article does not say anywhere anything about a coverup, that’s just my paranoid supposition, but why else would China be pulling all that UFO evidence out of its ass during the past months? They are trying to minimize the impact of it on the news because they know that only crackpots geniuses like me believe in UFOs and that the mainstream media easily dismiss stuff like this!

Something sinister is going on, and we are going to find out sooner or later, trust me. Hit the break to read more.

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