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New Lab-Made Disease Spreads From Monkeys To Humans!

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Mokey Virus

No, I am not talking about AIDS, Folks. But I’m pretty sure they will find the way to make it as deadly and dangerous as AIDS. The new disease is a type of pneumonia that until recently used to only attack monkeys but now several lab workers are sick.
The bug already claimed the life of  23 titi monkeys (don’t look at me like that, I didn’t made up the name) and got three people sick but scientists say it could be some day harnessed as a tool for gene therapy.
See, that’s what’s fundamentally wrong with science this days. They are always trying to domesticate dangerous bugs and that is just stupid if you ask me. Don’t come crying back to me when that shit gets out of control ’cause I am not going to let you inside the bunker. As a matter of a fact, I am going to watch you through the window as I play “Never Gonna Give You Up” on a speaker for you. And before you ask, yes, I installed one last week just for such an occasion.

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Paranoid Products: Cover Your Naughty Bits At The Airport With Rocky Flats Gear

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Men's Brief Radiation Blocker

If you’ve heard or watched the news lately, I guess you’ve heard about the U.S. Department Of Molestation those TSA pigs groping the shit out of everyone (literally!) and making everyone feel dirty and raped.
Yes, those filthy TSA pigs are out of control and the saddest part is that Christmas is coming and for most people to go across America from East Coast to West Coast on a car is just idiotic. So if you are one of those unfortunate enough to travel a lot this next Holidays and you actually still have some shame left in you, you might want to try these on. What are these? Radiation-proof underpants! Now, if you don’t have any shame left in you, then you might as well run rampantly around, naked through the airport, waving your junk to everyone. But if you are like me, then you may want to keep your shit exclusively for your loved one (or maybe certain porno magazine), if that is the case then this underwear is for you.

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Kick J.P. Morgan In The Butt, Buy Silver!!

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Max Keiser Vs JP Morgan

Yes, you read right, this is your once-in-a-lifetime chance to get back at J. P. Morgan! Avenge all those bullshit wars, every financial crisis and millions of homeless people. Max Keiser from the Keiser Report is the man with the plan, and the plan is to bankrupt this financial terrorist once and for all. All you have to do is to buy at least one silver coin, although the more, the merrier. Here’s how it works:

The point of the ‘Crash JP Morgan Buy Silver’ campaign is to force JP Morgan to cover its negative bets. “There’s no way they can cover their liabilities if we all buy 1 silver coin and demand physical delivery,” says Keiser.

Hit the break to watch a video of Max Keiser explaining it in detail, plus, some info about precious metals and why you should buy them.


U.S. Department Of Molestation: TSA Completely Out Of Control, Now You Have To Choose Between Molestation And Exhibitionism!

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US Department of Molestation

Have you heard that old saying, “they don’t make them like they used to”? This days it seems to apply to many things but especially to airlines. What’s the deal with airlines this days?  You are actually paying for cancer-worthy amounts of  radiation to expose your naked body, molestation, being accused of terrorism and in the end you end up flying on a crummy, uncomfortable POS that may malfunction in mid-air at any moment. Does that sound like good deal to you? If you ask me, I think they should pay me to go through all that crap!
And let me tell you, it wasn’t like that back in my day. I once flew from New York to Chicago with 2 thermos full of coffee, a souvenir of the Statue of Liberty and a blow up doll inflatable balloon in my backpack. The only bad part was the food but airline meals always sucked anyways. Now if you had to do the same trip it would be a hell of a lot more different. With a lot more violence, radiation and humiliation. Especially humiliation.

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ZOMG! My Universe Is Upside Down!: More Solar Activity Actually Cools Earth!

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White Cold Sun Won't you come And Freeze Away The Rain

HAH!! I told you that global warming was bogus! I told you!! Didn’t I? Yes I did. This must be the like the final nail in the coffin for global warming! Actually, if I were you, I would use screws. Nails just aren’t as strong as screws and I don’t want this shit to come back as a zombie and wander around pulling bad taste commercials out of its rotting ass.

So anyhow, turns out that less solar activity warms earth and more cools it! Ain’t that completely crazy? Seriously folks, the sun will never cease to amaze me! This totally, hands down outWTF’s the music from the sun…

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:!: Caution, your mind might explode! :!:

Cut Your CO2 Emissions Or They’ll Blow You Up: Messed Up And Hyperviolent Climate Change Propaganda

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Obey Or Explode!

Would you like to explode for absolutely no reason whatsoever? And I’m not talking about getting really pissed off either, I’m talking about literally bursting in a colorful explosion, painting the walls with your insides in the process. Yeah, me neither. But the people who made these bad taste commercials think you deserve that for not believing their crap.

Appearing to blow up schoolchildren in front of their classmates is an unlikely way of trying to convince people to reduce pollution. But when British eco-campaigners tried to put comedy into cutting carbon – the joke backfired badly. It is tongue-in-cheek, but some of the scenes you’ll see are a quite gory. It was created on behalf of the Ten-Ten environmental campaign, to spur people into reducing their carbon emissions by ten per cent. British Meteorologist Piers Corbyn told RT that environmentalists are hitting new depths.

New depths in deed! I guarantee you that by 2015, there will be eco-nuts Eco-Fundamentalists blowing buildings up.
What the hell is wrong with this people?! You want us to believe your crap, find better evidence that carbon emissions are killing the planet and not a natural solar cycle. If you can conclusively prove it, beyond the shadow of doubt we will all do whatever you say, seriously but if you can not prove it, please STFU and stay quiet.
And I’m not saying “be irresponsible and pollute” but if you have to take a 1 hour bike ride to get to work every morning or walk 10 miles to the nearest store to buy stuff, I suggest you to use your car.

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Newly Released Interview Proves That The Twin Towers Were Actually Imploded Demolition-Style, Not By The Bullshit Pancake Effect As Previously Thought!

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Ulta-Brave NY Firefighters WTC 9-11

I know most of you believe that 9/11 was an inside job and the twin towers were actually brought down by demolition charges and not two commercial passenger jet airliners as the media wants you to believe, but there are a few people out there who still believe the attacks were legit and I don’t blame them, actually, for a brief time I believed it too. These attacks were incredibly well staged.

So, for those of you who still believe in the pancake effect theory, here is an interview with two firefighters who had just emerged from the ruins of the WTC. They both say they heard a second and a third explosion just before the twin towers collapsed on their heads!

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2nd Season of Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura Confirmed!

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2nd Season of Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura Confirmed!

Yes, you heard read right! As I told you before, not only Conspiracy Theory was not canceled after all but Jesse is working together with Alex Jones from infowars.com and prisonplanet.com to bring you the most awesome, amazing and compelling Conspiracy Theory yet!

If you thought that the first season was mind blowing, buck up your seatbelt, cause the new season is pure dynamite! And naturally I mean “pure dynamite” for you, cause for NWO and the Bilderbergers it’s more like nitroglycerin; Unstable and about to blow in their faces!

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