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SOPA, Now In European Flavor, They Call It ACTA!!!

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Stop ACTA

You know what they call SOPA in France? They call it a royale with cheese  ACTA! You know why they call it ACTA? Because they have the metric system!! Ok, that didn’t make any sense, but to be fair, neither does ACTA.
Yes, Folks, if you were celebrating that SOPA did not pass this week and you thought that was it for that idea, I am going to have to piss on your parade. Partly because I had a bit too much beer but mostly because it’s not over. A new law called ACTA is now being considered in Europe and could possibly spell the end for the Internet as Europeans we know it. Hit the break to read more about ACTA.

The People Behind SOPA Are The Ones Responsible For A Good Share Of All The Piracy On The Internet, SO THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SHUT IT DOWN!!!!1!!11!!!

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SOPA Evidence!

Did you know that the folks pushing this fakakta law are the same people responsible for a good share of today’s online piracy? It’s true! Why did they do it, you may ask? You don’t need to be a genius to realize that the people pushing SOPA are TV network owners and music industry tycoons, ’cause after all they are the ones who are ‘losing’ money to online piracy but that is not the real reason they are pushing SOPA!
You see, the only reason they flooded the Internet pipes with piracy is to file this law and then start shutting down web sites by filing frivolous copyright suits!! All they want is to control the online entertainment industry!!! Just like I want to control the extraterrestrial fast food industry!! (Trust me, it’ll be great after we are invaded by aliens in 2012)

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Goodbye Internet: Internet Kill Switch Ready To Be Used. They Call It SOPA.

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Internet Kill Switch BillClick HERE for big-ass full size version.

Remember that Internet kill switch I’ve been warning you about all this time? It’s here! Yes, Folks, it may not seem like a lot but appearances can be deceiving. If this bill passes, if you let this happen, then the sky is the limit for these people! You can kiss goodbye the Internet you know and love and your freedom of speech.
And remember, Folks, this bill is being pushed by the exact same people who twist, bend and distort the existing laws to their own benefit! Laws that are meant to serve the regular Joe Schmoe, not some white shoe fat cat! They are not going to get the real criminals (partly because they are the criminals), they are out to smother their competitors and anyone whose opinion they don’t agree with!
It doesn’t matter whether you are an American citizen or not, if this law passes in America, believe me, it will soon extend to the rest of the globe.

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US Marines Join #OWS To Defend Protesters From Douchebag Policemen On Power Trips!!!

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US Marine Defending Protesters

You may think that here at Paranoid News we like to be Paranoid all the time, running in circles with our arms up in the air, screaming “We’re all gonna die!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!”. And that is not entirely true, we also like, from time to time, to give you hope. That is why I am posting this one news item for a change.

As you may remember, the Occupy Wall Street movement quickly escalated into clashes between the police and the protesters, leading later to police brutality against some of the peaceful protesters. Last week that police brutality took a turn for the worse when a 24-year-old Marine and Iraq war veteran by the name of Scott Olsen was critically injured by a tear gas canister that was shot directly into his head, he remains in critical condition. Now all the other marines are like “WTF!?  :disapprove: ” and want to protect the Occupy Wall Street protesters!!

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Uncle Sam Wants You Dead!!: The US Government Has A Secret Kill List!!!!1!!!!!!!

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Uncle Sam Wants You Dead

I bet you remember that guy who scratched your car door with a key. Or that co-worker who stole your stapler at the office. Or even that one bastard who always farts in the elevator and makes a 5-floor-ride a living hell! And you know why? ‘Cause you probably have a black list. We all do. Some of us write it down, others just trust their memory but we all have a list of people we’d like to get back at for things they did to us and Uncle Sam is not the exception. Although, if you happen to be in Uncle Sam’s list, you are getting more than just a flaming bag of poop on your door step. That’s right, Folks, the US government’s black list is an assassination list!!! The people in that list are bound to be killed without trial or any kind of regulation. It is not disclosed who is in charge of the death list or who decides who goes on it, everything related to that list is secret and shady. Just like my Internet history.

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“Al-Qaeda” Planning A False Flag Terrorist Attack For The 9/11 Aniversary, New York And Washington On Maximum Alert!!!!

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9/11 Terror Attacks All Over Again!

10 years from the terrorist attack that killed over 3000 people and changed the face of the world forever (now its face looks like one of those cross-eyed albino lepers), the shadow of “Al-Qaeda” is still terrorizing America. And I am not talking about the molesty pat-downs or the porn0-carcinogenic body scanners, I am not talking about the nanny state either or even that inherent fear that the guy wearing the funky hat sitting next to you in the plane will snap at any second and kill everyone. No sir, I am talking about the real threat of a new false flag terrorist attack, supposedly planned for the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.
And I’m aware that opinions are polarized about who really orchestrated those terrorist attacks on September 11th, and you know what? I don’t care who did it. I don’t care if it was the government or a bunch of lunatic religious extremists or even Santa Claus, with WMD’s mounted on his sleigh. What matters here is that people died that day and a human life is irreplaceable, let alone 3000!!
So, rather than pointing fingers IT WAS THE NWO DAMMIT!!!, I want to warn you Folks. My hope is that maybe if enough people is aware, they (the actual terrorists) will call it off. You know, because of the whole “surprise element” thing. If we ruin the surprise they wouldn’t want to do it anymore. Or maybe they would, I don’t know.

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Brain-Eating Amoeba Claims Three Victims In The United States!

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Naegleria Fowleri

No, it’s not the plot of a a zombie movie, this thing is pretty much real and may pose a threat to humanity if it goes out of control. I mean, even if you survive that shit, the thing EATS BRAINS!!! You’ll be rendered retarded disabled!!!
So far there are only three fatal victims but its potential for destruction is simply frightening and that is because this nasty little bug is nearly incurable and if that was not enough, it thrives in fresh water!
It is true that the brain-eating amoeba is a rare bug and that it is not [highly] contagious but the third victim, a 20-something year old man died from rinsing his nose. At home!! Using tap water!!!! That right there makes me completely Paranoid!
Of course the authorities denied that this tap water came from the city water supply but how many times have they been caught lying to us? I can’t even count them! And not just because I failed every single math test I’ve ever taken.

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New Lab-Made Disease Spreads From Monkeys To Humans!

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Mokey Virus

No, I am not talking about AIDS, Folks. But I’m pretty sure they will find the way to make it as deadly and dangerous as AIDS. The new disease is a type of pneumonia that until recently used to only attack monkeys but now several lab workers are sick.
The bug already claimed the life of  23 titi monkeys (don’t look at me like that, I didn’t made up the name) and got three people sick but scientists say it could be some day harnessed as a tool for gene therapy.
See, that’s what’s fundamentally wrong with science this days. They are always trying to domesticate dangerous bugs and that is just stupid if you ask me. Don’t come crying back to me when that shit gets out of control ’cause I am not going to let you inside the bunker. As a matter of a fact, I am going to watch you through the window as I play “Never Gonna Give You Up” on a speaker for you. And before you ask, yes, I installed one last week just for such an occasion.

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