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Net Neutering: Goodbye Net Neutrality, You’ll Be Missed

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Goodbye Net Neutrality

Why is this important to you? For starters do you even know what the heck network neutrality is? For those who don’t, Network neutrality (a.k.a. Net neutrality or Internet neutrality)  is the basic right that every Internet user has of getting no restrictions on the content the user decides to watch or download (unless, of course it is illegal). Meaning that your Internet provider or government has no right whatsoever of blocking, restricting or slowing down any content on the Internet or charging you more for the content you browse. But as we previously have seen, the government and the globalists don’t give a dead rat’s left gonad about your rights and they are going to do it anyways.

Until this Tuesday, there were 95 House and Senate candidates supporting Net neutrality, all of them gone. In other words, you can kiss Net neutrality goodbye! We’ve got to do something!! Otherwise I’ll have to get a life! And I don’t like it outside, there’s too much fresh air and people! I don’t like people.

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Is Google Really Good or Bad For you?

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Google as a Giant Robot of Evil!

Why is it that lately, every company wants to become an evil corporation that will suck the soul right out of you if you let them? Why? I used to like Google, I really did. But now, after finding out how they really operate, I don’t know about that.
Did you know that Google wants to control every single aspect of your digital life? Yes, the now giant corporation has aquired over 30 different companies in the last 9 years, they want to provide your e-mail, your browser, your operative system, your entertainment and a buttload of other things that I didn’t even know they could do. Google has become your 1-stop-resource for everything-digital. And they are out for more! Now they want to provide the cables that deliver the internet itself and the electricity to power them too! I definitely see a whole lot more Google in [y]our future, but is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Did you know they also spy on you? Yes my dear Paranoid Freaks, according to google-watch.org, Google leaves an  ‘immortal cookie’ in your computer, they record everything they can, Google’s toolbar is spyware, and is a privacy time bomb among other horrible things. Google also cooperated with Chinese censorship (Although refused to cooperate with Australian) and they teamed up with Verizon to end net neutrality, thus killing the internet. So, is Google really good or bad for us?

Hit the break to learn more interesting disturbing facts about Google and find out.

The Slow Death of the Internet Has Begun: The Government Plans to Wiretap The Internet!

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Surveilling Octopus

Somebody stabbed the internet and it’s bleeding! Yes my dear Paranoid Freaks, the slow [and I must say, also painful] death of the internet has begun. It all started with the Google-Verizon deal to end net neutrality a few months ago and now, along with yahoo, facebook and other major social networks they are taking the first steps towards a crappy internet that no one will want to use. No one with half a brain, that is. Perhaps someone with a quarter of a brain, but definitely not half.
And this is from the same people who brought you “The Phone Wiretap”, so expect some horrible shit as a result of this new move. Side effects may include but are not limited to: False imprisonment, waterboarding, brutal beatings by government thugs agents, lack of [free] speech and nausea.

Hit the break to learn more about how from now on your every move online is going to be monitored.


Google Wants to Kill The Internet, Teams Up With Verizon.

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Google Wants To Kill The Internet

People, I’m heart-broken. And it’s not just because my toast fell butter-side down this morning and I had to eat it with the dead fly stuck to it and all. I am heart-broken because the very company (or corporation, if you will)  that helped the internet to grow and become what it is today is going to kill it really soon with the help of Verizon. And that is just sad, people.
I like Google, I like what the internet has become with Google’s help but I love the internet more than Google and I wouldn’t like to see it die because it is a tool of free speech, it is a tool with which we communicate, meet strangers, entertain ourselves and download industrial amounts of pr0n warn each other about possible dangers! We even learn stuff with the internet! I didn’t even knew how to make a perfectly useless Faraday wallet until a few weeks ago, Now I can! But if the internet is gone, we won’t be able to learn shit, we won’t be able to talk to each other, we won’t be able to exercise our freedom of speech.
If you let them kill the internet, then anything is possible, people, ANYTHING! Even bribe an Oompa Loompa to rape you with a candy stick while the other Oompa Loompas point and laugh! The horror! The horror!!

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