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Forget SOPA and PIPA, CISPA Is Going To Make Skynet Look Like A Computer Worm!

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CISPA

So I was surfing the vast pipes of the Internet, minding my own business when I stumbled across this unfortunate piece of news. Turns out they found the way of pushing a new SOPA/ACTA! Since the other ones failed epicly they are now pushing this bizarre Skynet-like system that is going to spy on your ass 24/7 and then pass the report to the Government!!!
The new bill is called CISPA and it stands for Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act.
Unlike previous iterations of this Internet-neutering bill, CISPA promises to take privacy raping to the next level. It seems like every time the congress votes “NO” on one of these bills a worse one takes its place! That really rustles my Jimmies. Hit the break to watch an informative video and get yours rustled too!

Hold on To Your Horses, Illuminati Video Linked?

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Illumicorp

Here you have it Folks, after the last few days of video surfing in Youtube I stumbled across these two videos that claim to belong to “Illumicorp”. This video looks simply as a trainee video for your average job, but it briefly reminds us of the role of Abstergo Industries from Assasin’s Creed game series. This video starts with explaining that there are higher social classes from the average low, middle and upper classes, each of them dedicated to specific tasks that increase as you gradually ascend on the top of the pyramid.

So get your comfy chair and prepared to be… Illuminated?

The Feds Spy On You In Facebook And Twitter! Find Out Which Are The Words They Are Tracking!!!

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Surveilling Octopus

Alright, for starters for those with a patriot heart, let me clarify; I am not giving away the Fed’s secrets to nail terrorists, the terrorists are smart enough to know that the government is spying on everyone and wiretapping the shit out of everybody. Terrorists are not going to use these words. In fact, I bet my Paranoid butt that they have code names for everything!
The object of this post is to prevent you from using these words in your everyday conversations. For example, the words “bomb” and “congress”. What if you use both in the same sentence? “The congress is da bomb!” Now what? You gonna have a bunch of government thugs knocking at your door, ready to break your legs in a couple of hours. Just for innocently typing those words into your Facebook status!

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SOPA, Now In European Flavor, They Call It ACTA!!!

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You know what they call SOPA in France? They call it a royale with cheese  ACTA! You know why they call it ACTA? Because they have the metric system!! Ok, that didn’t make any sense, but to be fair, neither does ACTA.
Yes, Folks, if you were celebrating that SOPA did not pass this week and you thought that was it for that idea, I am going to have to piss on your parade. Partly because I had a bit too much beer but mostly because it’s not over. A new law called ACTA is now being considered in Europe and could possibly spell the end for the Internet as Europeans we know it. Hit the break to read more about ACTA.

The People Behind SOPA Are The Ones Responsible For A Good Share Of All The Piracy On The Internet, SO THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SHUT IT DOWN!!!!1!!11!!!

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SOPA Evidence!

Did you know that the folks pushing this fakakta law are the same people responsible for a good share of today’s online piracy? It’s true! Why did they do it, you may ask? You don’t need to be a genius to realize that the people pushing SOPA are TV network owners and music industry tycoons, ’cause after all they are the ones who are ‘losing’ money to online piracy but that is not the real reason they are pushing SOPA!
You see, the only reason they flooded the Internet pipes with piracy is to file this law and then start shutting down web sites by filing frivolous copyright suits!! All they want is to control the online entertainment industry!!! Just like I want to control the extraterrestrial fast food industry!! (Trust me, it’ll be great after we are invaded by aliens in 2012)

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Goodbye Internet: Internet Kill Switch Ready To Be Used. They Call It SOPA.

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Internet Kill Switch BillClick HERE for big-ass full size version.

Remember that Internet kill switch I’ve been warning you about all this time? It’s here! Yes, Folks, it may not seem like a lot but appearances can be deceiving. If this bill passes, if you let this happen, then the sky is the limit for these people! You can kiss goodbye the Internet you know and love and your freedom of speech.
And remember, Folks, this bill is being pushed by the exact same people who twist, bend and distort the existing laws to their own benefit! Laws that are meant to serve the regular Joe Schmoe, not some white shoe fat cat! They are not going to get the real criminals (partly because they are the criminals), they are out to smother their competitors and anyone whose opinion they don’t agree with!
It doesn’t matter whether you are an American citizen or not, if this law passes in America, believe me, it will soon extend to the rest of the globe.

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Hackers Take Control Of A Water Pump In Illinois And Disrupt Public Water System!!!

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Public Water System

Last year, NASA was hacked by a British hacker by the name of Gary Mckinnon. He wanted to know the truth about UFOs (Don’t we all?). When it happened I was impressed. I was baffled! When it happened, I knew that if NASA was hackable, then any other government website/database would be far easier to hack! And I wasn’t all that wrong. This month an American government system has been violated again by foreign hackers! Russian hackers to be precise. The cyber-intruders hacked into the Illinois public water system and broke an expensive water pump by repeatedly turning it on and off, leaving thousands without water! And it could get uglier. Waaaay uglier: The same software in charge of this water facility is also used in nuclear plants and oil rigs!!! Hit the break to find out more!

First Steps Towards Net Neutering: The Alex Jones Show Faces Google & YouTube Ban

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Alex Jones Banned

One of the biggest obstacles faced by the people who want to end Network neutrality (namely Google) is Alex Jones. Now they are trying to get rid of him just like I tried to get rid of the cockroaches in my kitchen. Seriously folks, it’s getting out of control, it’s like they developed intelligence or something! (must be all those products with preservatives I buy). Last night I overheard one of them saying something about “kidnapping the one with the orange head!!” and I’m the only one with orange hair in this house, my mother has gray hair!!!
Anyhow, I digress. My point is, that, unlike the cockroaches in my kitchen, we do need Alex Jones! Real and non-biased, alternative media is so scarce this days. And in any case, regardless of if we need Alex or not. I think that suppressing freedom of speech is a crime.

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