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Deadly Listeriosis Outbreak Claims 15 Lives, 84 More Are Sick!!!!

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Malignant Melons

Remember how your parents used to tell you to eat your veggies and how eating healthy will make you live longer? Yeah well, it didn’t work for these people. Their parents lied to them. And not because they are a**holes but because the fruits and vaggies veggies they were eating did not made them live longer. Some of them in fact, lived shorter.
A batch of cantaloupe melons were found to be contaminated with a deadly bacteria; The Listeria monocytogenes, which causes Listeriosis;  A disease fatal in 30% of the cases!!! So far 84 people are ill and 15 more are dead from eating cantaloupe melons!
Part of the tainted harvest has been already recalled but a few crates of the malignant melons are still out there and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have no idea of where they could be since they’ve been sold and resold. That’s right, Folks, those damn melons could be anywhere!!!  :O_O:

Hit the break to read more and be scared into not eating melons. Ever again.

Brain-Eating Amoeba Claims Three Victims In The United States!

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Naegleria Fowleri

No, it’s not the plot of a a zombie movie, this thing is pretty much real and may pose a threat to humanity if it goes out of control. I mean, even if you survive that shit, the thing EATS BRAINS!!! You’ll be rendered retarded disabled!!!
So far there are only three fatal victims but its potential for destruction is simply frightening and that is because this nasty little bug is nearly incurable and if that was not enough, it thrives in fresh water!
It is true that the brain-eating amoeba is a rare bug and that it is not [highly] contagious but the third victim, a 20-something year old man died from rinsing his nose. At home!! Using tap water!!!! That right there makes me completely Paranoid!
Of course the authorities denied that this tap water came from the city water supply but how many times have they been caught lying to us? I can’t even count them! And not just because I failed every single math test I’ve ever taken.

Read more after the break.

New Virus-Powered Batteries Could Unleash A Bacteriologic Apocalypse In 30+ Years!

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Virus Battery

Since I’m not smoking anymore, I started looking for a cancer-free substitute for tobacco this morning and I stumbled upon a very interesting article about how a tobacco virus can extend the life of a battery by a factor of ten. This of course may sound like wonderful news for RC enthusiasts or for the compulsive cellphone addicts, but for me it sounds like a long-term death sentence for humanity. Let me ask you a question: Don’t we have enough infectious bugs already to create new, artificial ones and use them in every day products? Why don’t we just sprinkle smallpox or ebola on our spaghetti instead of Parmesan cheese?

The virus in question is the tobacco mosaic virus, which you can see in the photo above (courtesy of physorg.com), it originally grows on tobacco leaves and it is well known for devastating tobacco, tomatoes and other crops but some foolish scientists decided to give it a new home in the ever-growing battery industry.

Hit the break to learn how the virus is going to be used and how it may become some pretty scary shit in the future.


They Stole My Aliens!: Man In Yukon Seeks $12 Million In Compensation For Meteorite Damage!

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Alien Lifeforms On A Meteor

Looking for something to eat in my cupboard yesterday, I found a lot of stuff with life on it: A 3-week-old sandwich, an old soda bottle (open since 2002), some doritos, an old beer (which I think I bought in 1987) and a lot of other stuff that we won’t discuss here, including and virtually limited to canned beans. All of this life was earthbound. I’ve never seen anything out of this world growing on anything, but a man in Northern Yukon claims he had a rock from outer space with alien life growing on it which, the Geological Survey of Canada stole from him! Holy shit! That is messed up! If someone steals my DVD set, I’d be piiiiissed! This guy got stolen actual proof of extraterrestrial life! I bet he wants to rip them a new one!

Sabo accuses the Geological Survey of Canada of swindling him out of what he believes is a priceless rock with crystal-like alien lifeforms on it.

He is demanding $12 million in compensation.

Court has heard that Sabo found the pear-shaped meteorite on his mining claims in 1986. He held onto it until 1998, at which time he noticed green crystals growing out of a crevice in the rock.

Like I said, rip them a whole new one! Hit the break and learn more about the man and his rock. Also, what the Geological Survey has to say about the accusations.

Red Rain From India Was Actually an Extraterrestrial Organism!

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Red Rain Bug

In 2001 a mysterious blood-red colored rain fell over southern Indian state of Kerala, it was all over the news back then and some people even thought it was some sort of biblical event or sign of the end of times (But we are still here aren’t we?). Some experts now say this blood-red rain could be an extraterrestrial bug that came from a meteorite that exploded in the stratosphere. Now that is some scary shit! And I’m gonna tell you why: First off, this red shit, which is supposedly a living extraterrestrial organism rained over a city. Second and most important of all, most rain water ends up in drinking water so, following this logic, people in Kerala most likely drank this red shit.
What if it causes diseases? What if it turn them into zombies or something? Also, remember that superbug I posted about a few weeks back, it was from India, could these two evens be connected somehow? just saying…

Hit the break to learn more about the possibility of life outside the earth and maybe get a few heart attacks paranoid.

Paranoid DIY: Make Your Own Disinfectant and Natural Antibacterial Hand Sanitizer

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Like many Paranoid Freaks out there, I am also a germophobe and I try to keep myself and my habitat as germ free as I possibly can. And don’t get me wrong, my bedroom still looks like a filthy pigstyle but you won’t find a single germ anywhere. I use industrial amounts of disinfectant. It makes your eyes sore if you are not used to it.
And nothing would have changed if it wasn’t because the latest news are filled with reports of deadly super-germs that might break loose at any moment, potential pandemics and plagues from the 14th century. Now I will need a whole lot more! So I thought: Why buy it if I can make it! Long story short, here are two useful DIY tutorials on how to make your own disinfectant and natural antibacterial hand sanitizer! You’ll thank me when you are not covered with pustules.

Hit the break for the recipes.

Scientists Fear a Newly Discovered Super-Germ Could Go Global

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New Dehli-Metallo-1 seen under the microscope

Hah! You thought Swine Flu was bad!? This shit will probably make it look like a mere skin rash! Yes! The new pandemic is here and it’s called NDM-1. The bug was discovered in India but a few cases have been already reported in the UK.
The easiest way to describe this microscopic bastard is as an upgrade, because the bug by itself won’t hurt you, or at least that’s what I think. But once you combine it with a number of other microbes, germs and bacterias they become resistant or invulnerable to all antibiotics! That’s right! It makes them incurable!! really makes me wonder if this wasn’t really CRAFTED BY THE NWO ARCHITECTS!
I don’t need to tell you folks, that if this is real, it could easily exterminate human race, so if you are going on a trip to the UK or India, you should stay and if you are in UK or India and you are going on a trip elsewhere, you should stay too! If you are infected, you could be responsible for spreading this thing around the world and maybe even exterminate the human race. Do you want that in your conscience? Me neither.

Hit the break to learn more about this new disease and watch a video that might curb a little your paranoia.

I Like My Organs on the Inside, Thankyou: Life Forms Created With Man-Made DNA May Unleash Bacteriological Apocalypse!

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DNA
Animated DNA chain. Image courtesy of commons.wikimedia.org

Speaking of bad ideas, how did this happen? No, really, cause I wanna know! What possible good thing could you get out of this besides global extermination and a horrible and painful death? Not to be a religious nut (cause I’m not, I’m Agnostic-Paranoid) but, I would leave life creation to someone with more experience. No, not God, mother nature!!
For the first time in the history of humanity, man creates a life form created entirely with man-made DNA. Most people would see miraculous cures, new fuels and even new sources of food but not me. No sir! I see new diseases, biologic terrorism, custom ebola and other nightmares!

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