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Paranoid Products: Crop Circle Mugs

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Crop Circle Mugs

I know some of you like coffee. I sure do. I drink an average of 15 cups a day. I’d like to attribute it to fact that I am a narcoleptic patient and I need to keep drinking coffee or else I am going to doze off on the spot, but the truth is that I am a perfectly healthy person. I just love coffee. As a matter of a fact, I am drinking a hot cup right now!

There’s other thing I like, not as much as coffee but enough to have a bunch of stuff with it on it (Like my trusty UFO detector :mrgreen: ). And that’s crop circles. I mean, there are other things I’m more crazy about, like Unsolved Mysteries, The X- Files and other paranormal shows, but I do love crop circles. So if you are like me and you like crop circles and coffee, then you’ll love this product.
The crop circle mugs are regular mugs with crop circle designs artfully etched on them, each one will set you back £ 11.00 (about 17 dollars) I have no idea if the manufacturer ships outside UK but you lose nothing asking. Except a couple of minutes writing the e-mail. Visit the product web site to see a bunch more designs and colors: Crop Circle MUGS Or visit the manufacturer’s web site to see a whole lot other crop-circle-etched stuff: Crop Circle Creations

Now, if you need me, I will be calling a friend in London so he can order one for me. Actually the one you see in the picture above (courtesy of cropcirclecreations.co.uk). That’s my favorite color and my favorite crop circle pattern!  :mrgreen:

3D Crop Circle Found in Clay Hill, Warminster, Wiltshire

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3D Crop Circle

Aliens gone wild 3D! Yeah, it’s not the first time a three-dimensional crop circle pattern appears but it’s certainly the coolest one! (At least in my humble opinion).
This breath-taking design appeared in Clay Hill, Warminster, Wiltshire (That’s England, for those of you who failed geography), the crop circle features an optical illusion called isometric projection, that makes the image appear to be three-dimensional. As with most crop circles, the perpetrator(s) remain unknown. Kinda reminds me of the bastards who painted a giant peener on the side of my mother’s house, they also remain unknown…

Visit dailymail.co.uk to see another shot of the crop circle and an additional three-dimensional crop circle (sort of).
Close encounter of the 3-D kind? Crop circle followers spotted dancing around mysterious 200ft ‘cube’

While you read I have to take care of an obscene graffiti before Mom wakes up.

Image courtesy of dailymail.co.uk

First Crop Circle of 2010 appears in England!

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Crop Circle
First crop circle of the year, Image courtesy of dailymail.co.uk

The crop circles are like UFO-made graffiti, I was always amazed by them,  those things are awesome! I haven’t seen new ones lately in the news though, I was beginning to think that the makers were in the intergalactic jail for vandalizing earth’s crops. But those Alien artists are back at it and this time it’s a… well, I have no idea what it is, just look at the picture above (looks like an eye to me). I read somewhere that the crop circles are created in a split second, how do they do that!? Laser beams? anti-g? it’s anti-g right? right? fine, don’t answer, I can figure it out on my own!

Click HERE to visit dailymail.co.uk and read the article about the crop circle, there are a couple more of pictures there in case you are like me and actually enjoy crop circle patterns. Now, if you excuse me, I will be outside trying to figure out how they are done, experimenting on my neighbor’s lawn.

UPDATE: Damn… I got arrested for vandalism! Someone bail me out!!


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