It’s been almost a year since the BP oil geyser spilled almost 5 million barrels of crude oil into the sea. And let me tell you folks, when I was fact-checking this data, I just couldn’t believe it was that much, I mean, it was like 6 and a half Exxon Valdez oil spills!! HOLY SHIT!! That’s enough oil to power my busted-ass lawn mower for 2 whole weeks! The sorry piece of crap spends so much gas that it cost me more to mow my front lawn than to cover it with green-painted concrete. Which I totally did a few years ago! Now the homeowners association hates me. The bright side to this is that the neighbor kids don’t play on my front lawn anymore. That’s how I like it: lifeless. And speaking of lifeless. I was talking about how this BP a**holes messed up the Gulf of Mexico sea floor just before I horribly digressed, my point is, that a shitload of oil was spilled that day month and I doubt the Earth will some day recover from that catastrophe and to prove it, just hit the break and read what a scientist has to say about the matter.
That ain’t no accident!! That’s an agenda! That does it! From now on I’m using the god damn public transportation until I can afford a hydrogen/electric car! This whole ‘oil companies’ thing, is kind of like the dark ages. They suppress and sabotage progress so they can keep selling their toxic crap to the public. Well, no more Mr. Nice! I am going to send an angry letter! I’ll even use the ‘F’ word!!! That’ll teach them! 
I am confident that by year 3000 we will be using poop as well. That’s just fantastic! 
