Tag Archives: goodbye privacy!

TSA To Grab Your Junk At NFL Games!

Posted on by

TSA Proctology Exam

Ever wanted to get raped in the back alley of a p0rn theater? Now you don’t have to go watch adult movies to get inappropriately fondled, you can do it from the comfort of your favorite sports event! That’s right! For [un]limited time now you too can get molested at your favorite sports event!!
And if you bring any suspicious object with you, you can sign for the full cavity search! But wait, there’s more! If you are one of the randomly chosen people at the sports event you can win a trip to Guantanamo for you and your family, where you will get to be called a “terrorist”, get water boarded (does wonders for your allergies) or spend some quality time with yourself in solitary confinement!!!

Sadly that was not a joke. Hit the break to read more.

*clicks unlike button*: The Hacker Group Anonymous Threatened With ‘Killing’ Facebook!

Posted on by

Anonymous Wants to Kill Facebook

If you are one of those people who keeps hoarding photos on your Facebook account or your social life totally depends on Facebook I strongly advise you to backup your photos and/or your friend lists! That’s right, Folks, the hacker group Anonymous threatened with ‘killing’ Facebook. If they succeed you will never see again the popular  social-networking web site
The operation “Kill Facebook” will take place the fifth day of November and, according to Anonymous, will get rid of the social media website once and for all.
The reason for this attack is, as you know, the liberal personal information policies they’ve been enforcing ever since that social network exists. You can read more about it in an older article, but also HERE, HERE or HERE or you can Google it if you want, it’s all over the web really.

Anonymous however, is denying being behind the “Kill Facebook” operation. If that is true, who posted the threatening video then?  :ohgod:

Hit the break to read more.

Advertise at ParanoidNews.org!