Google Wants to Kill The Internet, Teams Up With Verizon.

Google Wants To Kill The Internet

People, I’m heart-broken. And it’s not just because my toast fell butter-side down this morning and I had to eat it with the dead fly stuck to it and all. I am heart-broken because the very company (or corporation, if you will)  that helped the internet to grow and become what it is today is going to kill it really soon with the help of Verizon. And that is just sad, people.
I like Google, I like what the internet has become with Google’s help but I love the internet more than Google and I wouldn’t like to see it die because it is a tool of free speech, it is a tool with which we communicate, meet strangers, entertain ourselves and download industrial amounts of pr0n warn each other about possible dangers! We even learn stuff with the internet! I didn’t even knew how to make a perfectly useless Faraday wallet until a few weeks ago, Now I can! But if the internet is gone, we won’t be able to learn shit, we won’t be able to talk to each other, we won’t be able to exercise our freedom of speech.
If you let them kill the internet, then anything is possible, people, ANYTHING! Even bribe an Oompa Loompa to rape you with a candy stick while the other Oompa Loompas point and laugh! The horror! The horror!!

Hit the break to read more about it and get outraged! (And of course, paranoid!)

Google isn’t cooperating with australian sensorship

Australian Sensorship

So it looks like our Australian mates won’t be able to see this web site anymore, or any other website that their government isn’t O.K. with for that matter. Whatever happened to the freedom of speech? And apparently those are the old news but what’s new is that Google refused to sensor Australian youtube!  Which in my humble opinion is a very nice gesture, kudos Google! That reminds me of the time my mom blocked all adult content from my computer (a week ago), now I have to take a 2 hour ride to my friend’s house to watch mud wrestling… Oh well, that’s the small price of having a secret bunker in the middle of nowhere.

Read  more about it HERE (link courtesy of BoingBoing.net), while I go visit my friend…  what..!? a man needs to watch mud wrestling from time to time! Don’t look at me like that! I’m not a monster!

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