SOPA, Now In European Flavor, They Call It ACTA!!!

Stop ACTA

You know what they call SOPA in France? They call it a royale with cheese  ACTA! You know why they call it ACTA? Because they have the metric system!! Ok, that didn’t make any sense, but to be fair, neither does ACTA.
Yes, Folks, if you were celebrating that SOPA did not pass this week and you thought that was it for that idea, I am going to have to piss on your parade. Partly because I had a bit too much beer but mostly because it’s not over. A new law called ACTA is now being considered in Europe and could possibly spell the end for the Internet as Europeans we know it. Hit the break to read more about ACTA.

The People Behind SOPA Are The Ones Responsible For A Good Share Of All The Piracy On The Internet, SO THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SHUT IT DOWN!!!!1!!11!!!

SOPA Evidence!

Did you know that the folks pushing this fakakta law are the same people responsible for a good share of today’s online piracy? It’s true! Why did they do it, you may ask? You don’t need to be a genius to realize that the people pushing SOPA are TV network owners and music industry tycoons, ’cause after all they are the ones who are ‘losing’ money to online piracy but that is not the real reason they are pushing SOPA!
You see, the only reason they flooded the Internet pipes with piracy is to file this law and then start shutting down web sites by filing frivolous copyright suits!! All they want is to control the online entertainment industry!!! Just like I want to control the extraterrestrial fast food industry!! (Trust me, it’ll be great after we are invaded by aliens in 2012)

Hit the break for 15 minutes of hard-cold evidence!

Goodbye Internet: Internet Kill Switch Ready To Be Used. They Call It SOPA.

Internet Kill Switch BillClick HERE for big-ass full size version.

Remember that Internet kill switch I’ve been warning you about all this time? It’s here! Yes, Folks, it may not seem like a lot but appearances can be deceiving. If this bill passes, if you let this happen, then the sky is the limit for these people! You can kiss goodbye the Internet you know and love and your freedom of speech.
And remember, Folks, this bill is being pushed by the exact same people who twist, bend and distort the existing laws to their own benefit! Laws that are meant to serve the regular Joe Schmoe, not some white shoe fat cat! They are not going to get the real criminals (partly because they are the criminals), they are out to smother their competitors and anyone whose opinion they don’t agree with!
It doesn’t matter whether you are an American citizen or not, if this law passes in America, believe me, it will soon extend to the rest of the globe.

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First Steps Towards Net Neutering: The Alex Jones Show Faces Google & YouTube Ban

Alex Jones Banned

One of the biggest obstacles faced by the people who want to end Network neutrality (namely Google) is Alex Jones. Now they are trying to get rid of him just like I tried to get rid of the cockroaches in my kitchen. Seriously folks, it’s getting out of control, it’s like they developed intelligence or something! (must be all those products with preservatives I buy). Last night I overheard one of them saying something about “kidnapping the one with the orange head!!” and I’m the only one with orange hair in this house, my mother has gray hair!!!
Anyhow, I digress. My point is, that, unlike the cockroaches in my kitchen, we do need Alex Jones! Real and non-biased, alternative media is so scarce this days. And in any case, regardless of if we need Alex or not. I think that suppressing freedom of speech is a crime.

Hit the break to watch the video, read more and get outraged.

Net Neutering: Goodbye Net Neutrality, You’ll Be Missed

Goodbye Net Neutrality

Why is this important to you? For starters do you even know what the heck network neutrality is? For those who don’t, Network neutrality (a.k.a. Net neutrality or Internet neutrality)  is the basic right that every Internet user has of getting no restrictions on the content the user decides to watch or download (unless, of course it is illegal). Meaning that your Internet provider or government has no right whatsoever of blocking, restricting or slowing down any content on the Internet or charging you more for the content you browse. But as we previously have seen, the government and the globalists don’t give a dead rat’s left gonad about your rights and they are going to do it anyways.

Until this Tuesday, there were 95 House and Senate candidates supporting Net neutrality, all of them gone. In other words, you can kiss Net neutrality goodbye! We’ve got to do something!! Otherwise I’ll have to get a life! And I don’t like it outside, there’s too much fresh air and people! I don’t like people.

Hit the break and learn more.

Is Google Really Good or Bad For you?

Google as a Giant Robot of Evil!

Why is it that lately, every company wants to become an evil corporation that will suck the soul right out of you if you let them? Why? I used to like Google, I really did. But now, after finding out how they really operate, I don’t know about that.
Did you know that Google wants to control every single aspect of your digital life? Yes, the now giant corporation has aquired over 30 different companies in the last 9 years, they want to provide your e-mail, your browser, your operative system, your entertainment and a buttload of other things that I didn’t even know they could do. Google has become your 1-stop-resource for everything-digital. And they are out for more! Now they want to provide the cables that deliver the internet itself and the electricity to power them too! I definitely see a whole lot more Google in [y]our future, but is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Did you know they also spy on you? Yes my dear Paranoid Freaks, according to google-watch.org, Google leaves an  ‘immortal cookie’ in your computer, they record everything they can, Google’s toolbar is spyware, and is a privacy time bomb among other horrible things. Google also cooperated with Chinese censorship (Although refused to cooperate with Australian) and they teamed up with Verizon to end net neutrality, thus killing the internet. So, is Google really good or bad for us?

Hit the break to learn more interesting disturbing facts about Google and find out.

The Slow Death of the Internet Has Begun: The Government Plans to Wiretap The Internet!

Surveilling Octopus

Somebody stabbed the internet and it’s bleeding! Yes my dear Paranoid Freaks, the slow [and I must say, also painful] death of the internet has begun. It all started with the Google-Verizon deal to end net neutrality a few months ago and now, along with yahoo, facebook and other major social networks they are taking the first steps towards a crappy internet that no one will want to use. No one with half a brain, that is. Perhaps someone with a quarter of a brain, but definitely not half.
And this is from the same people who brought you “The Phone Wiretap”, so expect some horrible shit as a result of this new move. Side effects may include but are not limited to: False imprisonment, waterboarding, brutal beatings by government thugs agents, lack of [free] speech and nausea.

Hit the break to learn more about how from now on your every move online is going to be monitored.

Google Wants to Kill The Internet, Teams Up With Verizon.

Google Wants To Kill The Internet

People, I’m heart-broken. And it’s not just because my toast fell butter-side down this morning and I had to eat it with the dead fly stuck to it and all. I am heart-broken because the very company (or corporation, if you will)  that helped the internet to grow and become what it is today is going to kill it really soon with the help of Verizon. And that is just sad, people.
I like Google, I like what the internet has become with Google’s help but I love the internet more than Google and I wouldn’t like to see it die because it is a tool of free speech, it is a tool with which we communicate, meet strangers, entertain ourselves and download industrial amounts of pr0n warn each other about possible dangers! We even learn stuff with the internet! I didn’t even knew how to make a perfectly useless Faraday wallet until a few weeks ago, Now I can! But if the internet is gone, we won’t be able to learn shit, we won’t be able to talk to each other, we won’t be able to exercise our freedom of speech.
If you let them kill the internet, then anything is possible, people, ANYTHING! Even bribe an Oompa Loompa to rape you with a candy stick while the other Oompa Loompas point and laugh! The horror! The horror!!

Hit the break to read more about it and get outraged! (And of course, paranoid!)

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