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Paranoid Products: Your Own Ghost in a Bottle

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Bottled Ghost
Image courtesy of aghostinabottle.com

Ever wanted to have an empty novelty bottle a bottled ghost? Well, it’s your lucky day, because aghostinabottle.com is selling them! Yes, you heard right, some people bottle wine, other people bottle water, but this guys bottle ghosts!
Being completely honest to you, I think it’s not possible to contain ghosts in a bottle. They are not a fluid, they are ethereal, in other words unsubstantial, they go through things (yes, glass is a thing) which fluids like a gas or a liquid DON’T!

Scientist Gets ‘Digital Herpes’ from a Computer.

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Dr. Mark Gasson
Image courtesy of telegraph.co.uk

This is what happens when you don’t use protection and put computer bits chips in your body. See, that’s the problem with nowadays scientists, they are reckless! Like Dr. Mark Gasson, of the University of Reading, he inserted an electronic chip into his hand, then got it infected with a computer virus and now he’s all covered with binary blisters (no, not really, but close).

Killer Fungus Can Infect (and kill) You and Your Dog!

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Killer Fungus
Cryptococcus Gattii, Picture courtesy of edition.cnn.com

Many people think I’m a Germaphobe just because I wash my hands every 33 minutes with 33 seconds but the fact is that… Ok, I am Germaphobe, but that doesn’t mean I’m afraid of all sorts of germs. Ok, so I AM afraid of all sorts of germs, but you got to believe me, there is a pretty good reason to be afraid of this particular one. It’s extra-deadly. No, really, it is, check this out:


Death under the microscope!

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Salmonella

You probably have seen how a person sick from salmonella look like, if not in person perhaps on TV or a magazine, but, do you ever wanted to see what does salmonella look like up close? Well, it’s your lucky day! I got a bucket of rotten chicken for you! There’s a picture of it above! Yes, that’s the real deal.
Now thanks to microscope-armed scientists you can see how actually look like deadly bacteria and viruses.

Scientists get closer to most deadly diseases than you’d ever want to. Here’s the only safe view of anthrax, salmonella, and more: through the scientist’s microscope.

So now you know how the killers will look like if there is a bacteriologic attack some time in the future. I don’t think this changes anything, but hey, at least now you know how they look like! ;)

there are a bunch more after the break in case you are not germophobe and also the link with a gallery of those microscopic bastards!. Link and pictures courtesy of Fox News.

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