Paranoid Products: Crop Circle Mugs

Crop Circle Mugs

I know some of you like coffee. I sure do. I drink an average of 15 cups a day. I’d like to attribute it to fact that I am a narcoleptic patient and I need to keep drinking coffee or else I am going to doze off on the spot, but the truth is that I am a perfectly healthy person. I just love coffee. As a matter of a fact, I am drinking a hot cup right now!

There’s other thing I like, not as much as coffee but enough to have a bunch of stuff with it on it (Like my trusty UFO detector :mrgreen: ). And that’s crop circles. I mean, there are other things I’m more crazy about, like Unsolved Mysteries, The X- Files and other paranormal shows, but I do love crop circles. So if you are like me and you like crop circles and coffee, then you’ll love this product.
The crop circle mugs are regular mugs with crop circle designs artfully etched on them, each one will set you back £ 11.00 (about 17 dollars) I have no idea if the manufacturer ships outside UK but you lose nothing asking. Except a couple of minutes writing the e-mail. Visit the product web site to see a bunch more designs and colors: Crop Circle MUGS Or visit the manufacturer’s web site to see a whole lot other crop-circle-etched stuff: Crop Circle Creations

Now, if you need me, I will be calling a friend in London so he can order one for me. Actually the one you see in the picture above (courtesy of cropcirclecreations.co.uk). That’s my favorite color and my favorite crop circle pattern!  :mrgreen:

Crop Circles: Now in Bankrupcy Flavor! Robot Traders Wreck Economy Leaving These Behind As Evidence.

Want to know why you are poor? You really wanna know? Ok. See that picture above with the nice colored graphs? That is why you are poor. It’s not the economy, it’s not the wars, it’s not BP’s ineptitude, it’s not even because Obama is the Antichrist or the World is coming to an end. It’s the robot traders, trading over and over and over, devaluing stocks and bringing the economy one penny closer to another great depression. A great, global depression. And who is the responsible for this you may ask? I don’t know for sure. We are far from self-aware computers yet, so it’s not like a computer decided to make a career in stock market. It must be a piece of shit flesh and bone person[s], deliberately messing up the economy. There’s a great chance the NWO bastards are behind this, but I don’t know for sure yet. It could be some hacker. For now all the evidence we have are those ‘Crop Circles on the Market Data’.

Hit the break to read what each of those graphs means.

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