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If It Tastes Like Chicken Keep On Lickin’: Global Warming, Now In Classified Flavor!!!

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Global Warming Gore Fire

Problem is, Folks, that it does not taste like chicken. It doesn’t even taste like turkey. It tastes like one of those bitter-ass candies that the nice man under the bridge gives to unsuspecting children. It even makes you dizzy and makes you feel like you’re going to wake up blindfolded  in the back of a van.
And don’t get me wrong, I am genuinely concerned about the environment. I recycle, I don’t litter, I try not to use my car a lot and I made the entire office I work at save trees by printing on both sides of the paper. However this whole Al Gore’s global warming business seems like bullshit to me. An I’m going to tell you why: First off global temperature is dropping, not rising, so the planet is not really warming, it’s freezing! And second, take a look at Piers Corbyn’s work. Unlike Al Gore’s team of quacks, this guy does have solid proof to back up his work.
So what does the CIA has to do with any of this? Turns out the Central Intelligence Agency decided to analyze the geopolitical ramifications of the so-called Global Warming. So far so good, some things have to be analyzed and dissected for the good of humanity and the survival of our species, but then the whole thing goes to hell in a hand basket shopping cart pushed by a hobo because now they won’t reveal their findings ’cause it is considered classified information! CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!!!  :disapprove:

Hit the break to read more.

Osama Bin Laden Conspiracy: He’s Dead, But There Is No Corpus Delicti!

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Bin Laden Hide And Seek

In what appears to be a scene straight out of a first person shooter game (played by a drunk n00b),  the soldiers that captured and killed Osama Bin Laden (the alleged leader of Al-Qaeda and mastermind of the September 11 attacks) threw his dead body into the sea, mafia style. What for? you may ask. A burial at sea. Really? Not even a lousy photo?  :huh:  ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!?  :-x What, do they think we all have severe brain damage from drinking hi-octane coffee!? Maybe I do, but the rest of the people don’t. This surely brings to everyone’s mind that old saying commonly uttered on the Internet: “tits or GTFO” “Pictures or it never happened”.

Hit the break, and hit it hard for the rest of the story, plus Alex Jones’ take on the matter!

Kennedy Demanded To See UFO files Only 10 Days Before His Assassination!

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Kennedy Assassination

The exact same files I posted about a few weeks ago, the real-life X-Files may have been the real cause of the assassination of president John F. Kennedy. A secret memo surfaced where president John F. Kennedy demanded to see the highly confidential  documents regarding UFOs and little green gray men ten days before his assassination. And folks, I’m no historian, but I suspect that had something to do with his premature retirement, if you know what I mean. And you know who else is going to get prematurely retired? ME! I am going to fake a workplace accident! Pension fund, here I go!

Visit dailymail.co.uk to read more and to view some scans of the aforementioned documents:
Was JFK killed because of his interest in aliens? Secret memo shows president demanded UFO files 10 days before death

While you read, I will be stapling my hand to the desk!

Update: turns out that doesn’t count as a workplace accident but rather shear stupidity. I’ll be in the E.R. if anyone needs me.

Image courtesy of dailymail.co.uk.

Thanks to Alex & Armando for the link


UFOs My Ass!: Fleet of UFOs Sighted Over NYC and Other Major Cities of the World on Oct. 13th!

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UFO Bullshit

I’m pretty sure you remember the false promises of Alien contact some Norad ex-officer that I’m not going to name made a few weeks ago. I was so looking forward to it that I’ve even put a countdown in this blog. It’s not there anymore but it used to be on the right side between “Vote for Paranoid News!” and “Subscribe to the paranoia!”. I just took it off cause it pisses me off to see the phrase “They Are Here!” displayed on my Blog when nothing really happened.

The 13th was like any other day for me, except for the fact that I spent the damn day in front of the God Damn TV waiting for Alien contact news or a disclosure. Nothing!

This is, I believe, the third time this has happened in the lifetime of this blog. The first time was the 4th of July, which, even tho a couple of orange spheres were sighted all over the country (USA) there wasn’t any contact as promised. The second time was just a month ago, China was going to disclose its relationship with three different alien races, Tadpole Aliens among them.
By the way, I am still waiting for it, Gentlemen.

Hit the break to watch a video of the balloons UFOs and be disappointed amazed!

And They Don’t Want us to Believe in UFOs: Photoshopped NASA Image Found

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Saturn Moons Badly Photoshopped

Ok, where do I begin? Seriously, this is wrong on soooooo many levels and let me tell you folks, I know wrong, I’ve seen my uncle crossdressed, dancing Lambada! That shit leaves you scarred for life. I will never be able to see women in polka-dotted bikinis without barfing anymore. :T_T: Anyhow. Childhood traumas aside, my point is, that this NASA bozos preach the “There’s nothing to see here” doctrine, “There is no such thing as UFOs” they say. Ok, I’m fine with that, maybe they really haven’t seen one because UFOs hide from them or maybe they have and are trying to cover it up, I don’t know. But they keep making shitty photoshop jobs trying to hide something, whether it’s a ‘meteorologic balloon’ or a UFO, the message they are getting across is other: “We’ve seen some shit and you are not allowed to see it”.

What are they trying to cover up? Hit the break and find out.

I Told Them To Get a Designated Driver: Triangle UFO Crashed Near Fresno, CA. + Video!

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Triangle UFO

This might well be a proof that [some] UFOs are man-made and not of extraterrestrial origin as we all believed previously. And I don’t want to say that every UFO ever sighted is man-made, cause we also might be visited by extraterrestrial civilizations, but this one in particular seems a lot like it’s not out of this world. This past August 22nd, a triangle shaped UFO was struggling to keep in the air, when the ship finally crashed in the mountains, a team of shady, government-type vehicles were seen rushing to the crash site followed by a bright, blueish arc welding light as if they were doing repairs. Did I mentioned that the crash site was near a military base? no? Well, it was. If that is not proof enough that the ship is man-made, then I don’t know what are you expecting. They are not going to disclose this matter so easily.

Hit the break to read more about this incident and watch a worthwhile video of the ship.  

UPDATE: Chinese Airport Closed After UFO sightings

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Chinese UFO

Remember that weird sky thing sighted in China that I posted about earlier this week? I thought that one article was going to be the end of the whole thing, like with most sightings, you know, because of the damn cover-ups, but apparently there is more to it, as an airport, in Xiaoshan spotted the UFO on their radar and closed to avoid any possible collisions with the object, which later was described as a “comet-like fireball”.

As I said before, it was suspected to be an American guided missile, but being honest, what the hell would be doing an American guided missile over China without causing a third wold war!? It’s like mooning a gangster without getting shot in the ass!

Hit the break for more info and an analysis of the photo above to try to guess what the hell it is. 

Sydney Sky Spiral Update: It Was Another Missile.

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Falcon9 Groundtrack
Image courtesy of blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy

Shortly after I published the article about the Sydney Sky Spiral, two of my skeptic friends sent me an article. In the article the author discusses the authenticity of this UFO incident blaming it on a missile/rocket: the SpaceX Falcon 9, just like in the Norwegian spiral anomaly. The picture above shows the trajectory the rocket followed over the Earth’s surface also called Ground Track, you can clearly see it passing over Sydney, Australia.

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