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Scientists Say California Mega-Quake Could Strike At Any Moment!!!

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California Earthquake

Have you ever ate a whole can of refried beans? And then you were like “OH DEER GOD JESUS LORD OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!1!!!!!11! :sick: “?! ‘Cause that is what I think is going on with our planet right now. It’s about to burst like a balloon! A balloon that has been eating nothing but refried beans and chili with carne. Maybe that is why we are having all these earthquakes and nasty volcanic eruptions. Especially in the US state of California. That shit is going to blow really soon. Or at least that is what scientists are saying; A killer super-dooper-mega-earthquake is imminent! And we are all going to die! Well, not all of us, just the people in California. So if you are from California it was nice to meet ya, say hi to the big guy for me you still have a chance of survival by being prepared. Of course if you have family elsewhere in the United States I would recommend you to move there with them and become an uncomfortably annoying moocher but if you don’t, it is a good idea that you come up with a good plan for when the feces hit the ventilator. Just saying.

Hit the break to learn more and probably never sleep again if you live in the state of California.

Would You Like Some Cancer To Go With Your Cancer?: A Radioactive Cloud From The Fukushima Nuclear Plant Is Heading Towards The U.S.!!!

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Radioactive Cloud

Fortunately for the people in the U.S. it’s diluted.  But yeah, still radiation. So if you are fond of taking long walks on the beach to breathe some fresh air cause you are sick of smelling your own farts living in your Mother’s basement just like fresh air, like me, I would recommend you to stay at home the next few days. As I said the radiation is diluted, nothing like what’s going on at Japan at the moment but radiation is still radiation and it’s better to have none of it.
From the looks of things the nuclear fallout is going mostly to the Aleutian Islands, in Alaska, but it looks like it’s going to touch California, Nevada and Utah too, I’m not completely sure tho, the damn map is too small and it has no names. Regardless of where it is going, I recommend you don’t go out a lot and for Christ sake, don’t pick up anything that fell from the sky, like dead birds, rain, bird crap, you know, that sort of things, they might be contaminated.

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I Told Them To Get a Designated Driver: Triangle UFO Crashed Near Fresno, CA. + Video!

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Triangle UFO

This might well be a proof that [some] UFOs are man-made and not of extraterrestrial origin as we all believed previously. And I don’t want to say that every UFO ever sighted is man-made, cause we also might be visited by extraterrestrial civilizations, but this one in particular seems a lot like it’s not out of this world. This past August 22nd, a triangle shaped UFO was struggling to keep in the air, when the ship finally crashed in the mountains, a team of shady, government-type vehicles were seen rushing to the crash site followed by a bright, blueish arc welding light as if they were doing repairs. Did I mentioned that the crash site was near a military base? no? Well, it was. If that is not proof enough that the ship is man-made, then I don’t know what are you expecting. They are not going to disclose this matter so easily.

Hit the break to read more about this incident and watch a worthwhile video of the ship.  


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