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When Are We Going To Learn?: Another Oil Rig Explosion in the Gulf of Mexico

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September Oil Rig Explosion

Another oil rig exploded, only 90 miles away from the BP oil spill area. When is it going to be enough? Is this some kind of joke? Cause I’m not laughing. It’s the 4th time this year (That I know of) that a disaster of this sort happens, and you know what they say: One is a coincidence, two is a pattern. So yeah, I’m beginning to think they are doing this shit on purpose. Actually, you know what, just for the sake of it, let me check at Wikipedia how many spills we’ve had this year. Hold on.

14 Oil spills this year!! ZOMG!!! :O_O: That ain’t no accident!! That’s an agenda! That does it! From now on I’m using the god damn public transportation until I can afford a hydrogen/electric car! This whole ‘oil companies’ thing, is kind of like the dark ages. They suppress and sabotage progress so they can keep selling their toxic crap to the public. Well, no more Mr. Nice! I am going to send an angry letter! I’ll even use the ‘F’ word!!! That’ll teach them! :evil:

Hit the break to watch the video and get pissed off.

The End is Near, I Can Smell It!!!: Ocean Floor Mysteriously Expands and Collapses Around the BP Oil Spill Area!

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Sea Floor Expanding!
Watch the video after the break to see the earth fart!

I was checking my Facebook profile just a few minutes ago when I stumbled upon this. I saw the video, and people, let me tell you I’m about to go outside and scream “The end is near” waving my arms in the air! Seriously!
Remember that post about the methane bubble in the ocean floor that supposedly is going to kill us all I posted a month ago? Well, this is a video that shows the ocean floor mysteriously expanding and collapsing around the BP oil spill area for no reason while BP’s ROV pokes it with a probe! What is it? I have no information at the moment but it seems serious!

Hit the break to watch the video, so you can TOO go outside and scream “The end is near” waving your arms in the air!

BP Has Got Competition: Another Oil Spill, This Time in China!

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Chinese Oil Spill
Check the video after the break to see more of the oily terror!

It’s been only three months from BP’s disaster and we have another oil spill already! I can not believe it! Seriously. Are they following trends or what? If BP throws itself into a well the Chinese oil companies would too?
I don’t know how bad this spill is compared to BP’s but I got to say, from the images in the video it doesn’t look pretty. What’s worst, the spill is in a fishing area and the infrastructure used to combat it seems a little bit… well, not too good.

Hit the break to watch the video and get angry/sad, plus some additional footage of the catastrophe.


The Earth is Becoming a Swiss Cheese: Scary-Ass Sinkhole Compilation

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Sinkholes

Check the video after the break to watch the earth gradually become a swiss cheese!

I’m sure you remember the giant Guatemalan sinkhole I posted about some time ago, also the Chinese one. Impossible to forget. When I saw them I thought hell was breaking loose. Literally. I also thought that those sinkholes were the only ones, but apparently I was wrong. I must say that this was sort of a shock for me. I never thought there were so many.
Awhile back I posted a compilation of strange lights/spirals in the sky, all started because I noticed that there was more than one and I wanted to know exactly how many there was. After 5 minutes 5 grueling hours of googling my ass off found that compilation. This one however, was the result of a lucky accident, I was actually looking for something else when I stumbled upon this video.

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JEEPERS CREEPERS! WE REALLY ARE GOING TO DIE!!!: BP Oil Spill Could Have Started the End of the World!

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2012 movie apocalypse

In other f***ed up news, BP may not only be responsible for one of the worst f***ing environmental disasters of all time, but also for triggering a chain of events that might culminate with the end of the world! Yeah, you heard right! WE REALLY ARE GOING TO DIE!!! How or when, I have no idea, but this puts things in perspective for me: What difference does it make to have a bunker if it won’t save you? Kinda suck balls huh?

And apparently it’s not even entirely BP’s fault cause according to scientists this happens every few million years, but BP contributed with its own greasy grain of sand and now it will happen sooner than expected! What am I talking about? METHANE!! Yes, as in farts. And if I understand correctly, apparently our oceans are building up giant-ass methane bubbles that later explode causing massive extinctions that happen once in a few million years.

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BP Buys All The Search Words Leading to Their Little Disaster!

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Image courtesy unchangingwindow.com (not the same source as the article)

By now you might have noticed that the “Little” part in the title, was merely a sarcasm, I have no idea how much oil is being spilled every second in the gulf leak, but I’ll bet it’s A LOT! And to make it worse, those douchebags at BP are buying all the keywords from the top search engines so people can’t learn more about the worst forking environmental disaster of all time!!! And I can’t believe that Google refused to censor for the Australian government, but is censoring search results for BP! I guess the Australian government wasn’t paying enough… Where are your ethics Google? I used to look up to you!

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