Thank You, BP!: 11 Months From The Disaster, The Gulf Of Mexico Bottom Is Still A Lifeless Hellhole

Oil Spill Lingers

It’s been almost a year since the BP oil geyser spilled almost 5 million barrels of crude oil into the sea. And let me tell you folks, when I was fact-checking this data, I just couldn’t believe it was that much, I mean, it was like 6 and a half Exxon Valdez oil spills!! HOLY SHIT!! That’s enough oil to power my busted-ass lawn mower for 2 whole weeks! The sorry piece of crap spends so much gas that it cost me more to mow my front lawn than to cover it with green-painted concrete. Which I totally did a few years ago! Now the  homeowners association hates me. The bright side to this is that the neighbor kids don’t play on my front lawn anymore. That’s how I like it: lifeless. And speaking of lifeless. I was talking about how this BP a**holes messed up the Gulf of Mexico sea floor just before I horribly digressed, my point is, that a shitload of oil was spilled that day month and I doubt the Earth will some day recover from that catastrophe and to prove it, just hit the break and read what a scientist has to say about the matter.

When Are We Going To Learn?: Another Oil Rig Explosion in the Gulf of Mexico

September Oil Rig Explosion

Another oil rig exploded, only 90 miles away from the BP oil spill area. When is it going to be enough? Is this some kind of joke? Cause I’m not laughing. It’s the 4th time this year (That I know of) that a disaster of this sort happens, and you know what they say: One is a coincidence, two is a pattern. So yeah, I’m beginning to think they are doing this shit on purpose. Actually, you know what, just for the sake of it, let me check at Wikipedia how many spills we’ve had this year. Hold on.

14 Oil spills this year!! ZOMG!!! :O_O: That ain’t no accident!! That’s an agenda! That does it! From now on I’m using the god damn public transportation until I can afford a hydrogen/electric car! This whole ‘oil companies’ thing, is kind of like the dark ages. They suppress and sabotage progress so they can keep selling their toxic crap to the public. Well, no more Mr. Nice! I am going to send an angry letter! I’ll even use the ‘F’ word!!! That’ll teach them! :evil:

Hit the break to watch the video and get pissed off.

The End is Near, I Can Smell It!!!: Ocean Floor Mysteriously Expands and Collapses Around the BP Oil Spill Area!

Sea Floor Expanding!
Watch the video after the break to see the earth fart!

I was checking my Facebook profile just a few minutes ago when I stumbled upon this. I saw the video, and people, let me tell you I’m about to go outside and scream “The end is near” waving my arms in the air! Seriously!
Remember that post about the methane bubble in the ocean floor that supposedly is going to kill us all I posted a month ago? Well, this is a video that shows the ocean floor mysteriously expanding and collapsing around the BP oil spill area for no reason while BP’s ROV pokes it with a probe! What is it? I have no information at the moment but it seems serious!

Hit the break to watch the video, so you can TOO go outside and scream “The end is near” waving your arms in the air!


…And the Rivers Ran Red Black: Oil Spill in Kalamazoo River + Paranoid Theory

Kalamazoo River Oil Spill
Check the video after the break, to watch mother nature slowly die.

I’m actually surprised, like when you win a million bucks, except oilier, messier,  there is no money involved and nobody is happy. Ok, maybe it wasn’t exactly like winning a million bucks, but still, I am surprized. What the hell is wrong with this people!?!? How did this happen 3 times in a row!?!?! I thought they learned something from the Gulf oil spill and the Chinese oil spill! I can not believe it!
I used to like this place (Earth I mean) now it’s an oily, stinking hellhole that nobody wants to live in! Not even mimes!!

Hit the break to see the saddest shit you’ll see all day.

Is NWO Behind Gulf Oil Disaster?

BP Oil Geyser

The next time I look in the dictionary to define the term “Incompetence” – I want to see a picture of BP’s logo there. Seriously. First they cause probably the biggest oil spill in history just out of pure procrastination and irresponsibility, then — instead of running to seal the oil leak like their ass was on fire — they went ahead and let the oil geyser spill some more oil until they decided to nuke the damn thing. Thankfully, they reconsidered and proceeded to try a number of different caps on the oil leak like it was a hat party. I honestly don’t know how many so far, I try to avoid all news pertaining to the oil spill because it pisses me off, but I unavoidably have to watch the other news (I like to stay paranoid knowing that virtually anything can unleash WW3) and every time I tune in for the news I bump into: “BP fits new cap on oil spill” how many caps have this guys fit so far!? can anyone tell me? If that is not blatant incompetence, then we can safely put Dr. Evil from Austin Powers in charge of Chernobyl a Nuclear Power Plant.
On the other hand, what if instead shear incompetence, BP’s oil spill was something intentional, Something evil: A crafty scheme to take over the world! What if the people behind the disaster had something to gain?

Hit the break to find out more.

JEEPERS CREEPERS! WE REALLY ARE GOING TO DIE!!!: BP Oil Spill Could Have Started the End of the World!

2012 movie apocalypse

In other f***ed up news, BP may not only be responsible for one of the worst f***ing environmental disasters of all time, but also for triggering a chain of events that might culminate with the end of the world! Yeah, you heard right! WE REALLY ARE GOING TO DIE!!! How or when, I have no idea, but this puts things in perspective for me: What difference does it make to have a bunker if it won’t save you? Kinda suck balls huh?

And apparently it’s not even entirely BP’s fault cause according to scientists this happens every few million years, but BP contributed with its own greasy grain of sand and now it will happen sooner than expected! What am I talking about? METHANE!! Yes, as in farts. And if I understand correctly, apparently our oceans are building up giant-ass methane bubbles that later explode causing massive extinctions that happen once in a few million years.

Hit the break to read more about how humanity will meet extinction.

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