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Crop Circle With A Weed-Smoking Alien Appears In Wiltshire, England

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ET Smoking Pipe Crop Circle Cherhill White Horse

Quick Update: Many of you have e-mailed me asking why I am not posting about the riots in Britain and there are three fundamental reasons: 1: It’s smeared all over the news and all the other Blogs and I think they will do a better job reporting and analyzing it than yours truly. 2: Riots are now part of the everyday life on this planet (Egypt, Greece, Libya, etc.), it doesn’t make me Paranoid, it makes me sad to see this crap on the news. But if you happen to have an article that makes you paranoid about this whole situation, do send it my way through the Paranoid contact form. 3: Since this is a “Feel-Good” type of Blog, I decided to post this lame-ass article about a weird crop circle with a pot-smoking alien instead. Because I like weed aliens.

So, getting back to the “real” issues. This appeared on a field of wheat in Wiltshire, England, just next to the Cherhill White Horse. For those who don’t know what that is: I have no idea what it is, so I am going to cast my powerful copy/paste spell once again to educate you about what the Cherhill White Horse is. Besides amazing, of course.

The Cherhill White Horse is a hill figure on Cherhill Down, 3.5 miles east of Calne in the county of Wiltshire, England. Dating from the late 18th century, it is the third oldest of several such white horses to be seen around Great Britain, with only the Uffington White Horse and the Westbury White Horse being older.[1] The figure is also sometimes called the Oldbury White Horse.

Courtesy of Wikipedia.org
Cherhill White Horse

:disapprove:  Of course…  That explains a lot. :roll:  Anyhow, consider yourself educated. The point is, dear reader, that the alien depicted in the crop circle design is smoking a ganja pipe. And that can only mean one of two things: Either the people who made it are trolling the rest of the world or the aliens smoke weed. Which, kinda makes sense. You know, for those long interstellar trips.

Hit the break to read more about the weed-smoking alien

Paranoid Products: Crop Circle Mugs

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Crop Circle Mugs

I know some of you like coffee. I sure do. I drink an average of 15 cups a day. I’d like to attribute it to fact that I am a narcoleptic patient and I need to keep drinking coffee or else I am going to doze off on the spot, but the truth is that I am a perfectly healthy person. I just love coffee. As a matter of a fact, I am drinking a hot cup right now!

There’s other thing I like, not as much as coffee but enough to have a bunch of stuff with it on it (Like my trusty UFO detector :mrgreen: ). And that’s crop circles. I mean, there are other things I’m more crazy about, like Unsolved Mysteries, The X- Files and other paranormal shows, but I do love crop circles. So if you are like me and you like crop circles and coffee, then you’ll love this product.
The crop circle mugs are regular mugs with crop circle designs artfully etched on them, each one will set you back £ 11.00 (about 17 dollars) I have no idea if the manufacturer ships outside UK but you lose nothing asking. Except a couple of minutes writing the e-mail. Visit the product web site to see a bunch more designs and colors: Crop Circle MUGS Or visit the manufacturer’s web site to see a whole lot other crop-circle-etched stuff: Crop Circle Creations

Now, if you need me, I will be calling a friend in London so he can order one for me. Actually the one you see in the picture above (courtesy of cropcirclecreations.co.uk). That’s my favorite color and my favorite crop circle pattern!  :mrgreen:

Not a Good Camouflage to Hide From the M.I.B.: A UFO Shaped House!

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Futuro House
Picture courtesy of futuro-house.net

Don’t get me wrong, I would never leave the bunker, but just look at that thing above! Is that cool or what? I mean, how cool would it be to live inside a house that makes you invulnerable to probes or abductions? (it’s scientifically proved that gray aliens don’t probe each other, unless they are gay)

The Futuro House was a prefabricated home designed by the Finnish architect Matti Suuronen in the late 60′s.  The overall design of the house was designed to look like a futuristic aircraft, but ended up looking like a UFO.

From Wikipedia:

The Futuro house was a product of post-war Finland, reflecting the period’s faith in technology, the conquering of space, unprecedented economic growth, and an increase in leisure time. It was designed by Suuronen as a ski cabin that would be “quick to heat and easy to construct in rough terrain.” The end result was a universally transportable home that had the ability to be mass replicated and situated in almost any environment.

The material chosen for the project – fiberglass reinforced polyester plastic – was familiar to Suuronen and was previously used in the design of a large plastic dome for the roof of a grain silo in Seinäjoki. To facilitate transport, the house consisted of 16 elements that were bolted together to form the floor and the roof. The project could be constructed on site, or dismantled and reassembled on site in two days, or even airlifted in one piece by helicopter to the site. The only necessity on site for its placement were four concrete piers, so the project could occupy nearly any topography.

Can you imagine that thing hanging from a helicopter? I would like to see that. I bet that will turn lots of heads. Especially mine, it will turn 360 degrees like the god damn exorcist girl! JUST FROM THE ENVY!!! I will barf green goo too, but that’s only because of the extra-guacamole-packed burrito I ate earlier.

Visit futuro-house.net or wikipedia to learn more about this awesome piece of architecture. I will start saving to buy my own and relocate it outside the bunker


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