Quick Update: Many of you have e-mailed me asking why I am not posting about the riots in Britain and there are three fundamental reasons: 1: It’s smeared all over the news and all the other Blogs and I think they will do a better job reporting and analyzing it than yours truly. 2: Riots are now part of the everyday life on this planet (Egypt, Greece, Libya, etc.), it doesn’t make me Paranoid, it makes me sad to see this crap on the news. But if you happen to have an article that makes you paranoid about this whole situation, do send it my way through the Paranoid contact form. 3: Since this is a “Feel-Good” type of Blog, I decided to post this lame-ass article about a weird crop circle with a pot-smoking alien instead. Because I like weed aliens.

So, getting back to the “real” issues. This appeared on a field of wheat in Wiltshire, England, just next to the Cherhill White Horse. For those who don’t know what that is: I have no idea what it is, so I am going to cast my powerful copy/paste spell once again to educate you about what the Cherhill White Horse is. Besides amazing, of course.

The Cherhill White Horse is a hill figure on Cherhill Down, 3.5 miles east of Calne in the county of Wiltshire, England. Dating from the late 18th century, it is the third oldest of several such white horses to be seen around Great Britain, with only the Uffington White Horse and the Westbury White Horse being older.[1] The figure is also sometimes called the Oldbury White Horse.

Courtesy of Wikipedia.org
Cherhill White Horse

 Of course…  That explains a lot.  Anyhow, consider yourself educated. The point is, dear reader, that the alien depicted in the crop circle design is smoking a ganja pipe. And that can only mean one of two things: Either the people who made it are trolling the rest of the world or the aliens smoke weed. Which, kinda makes sense. You know, for those long interstellar trips.

Hit the break to read more about the weed-smoking alien