Elenin-Cube-From-Borg-Jesus Sighted Over St. Petersburg, Russia!!

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The cube is back! And this time it was caught on camera hovering over Saint Petersburg, Russia by a woman. Or maybe a man with a womanish voice, I don’t know.
One thing I noticed right away is that this video is far better than the last one, you can actually see a couple of close-ups of the thing, which the other video didn’t contain. And that brings me to the second point; even though the silhouette does look like a cube, the rest of it doesn’t. In fact, when the camera zooms in on the UFO, you can see it wobbling like block of jello. You can also appreciate the complete lack of detail on its surface (you can’t see the geometry of the cube), all you can see is some weird noise-like features. I don’t know whether this is a camera effect or some atmospheric distortion but kinda makes me think this may not be a cube-shaped UFO after all but an Unknown Flying Biological Entity!

Hit the break for a worthwhile video and to read more.

Forget SOPA and PIPA, CISPA Is Going To Make Skynet Look Like A Computer Worm!

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So I was surfing the vast pipes of the Internet, minding my own business when I stumbled across this unfortunate piece of news. Turns out they found the way of pushing a new SOPA/ACTA! Since the other ones failed epicly they are now pushing this bizarre Skynet-like system that is going to spy on your ass 24/7 and then pass the report to the Government!!!
The new bill is called CISPA and it stands for Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act.
Unlike previous iterations of this Internet-neutering bill, CISPA promises to take privacy raping to the next level. It seems like every time the congress votes “NO” on one of these bills a worse one takes its place! That really rustles my Jimmies. Hit the break to watch an informative video and get yours rustled too!

ZOMG! The Elenin Cube From Borg Jesus Has Arrived!!!

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Just when I thought I heard the last thing about the comet Elenin the thing  emits radio signals  and disintegrates! And then I thought that was it, because there was no more Elenin, but Elenin somehow became a Borg cube! Which was an outrageous idea in itself but just when I thought that the whole theory about the Elenin Borg Cube From Jesus was nothing more than a hot, steaming pile of baloney, someone gets this thing on camera! What is it? Well, apparently a glowing cube! But how do I know it’s the  Elenin Borg Cube From Jesus? I just jump to conclusions. Like when my cat went missing for a day. I automatically assumed it was run over by a truck. Which is exactly what happened! :disapprove: Hit the break for a video (of the glowing cube, not of the dead cat) 


Take Us To Your Leader Guacamole!: Dudley Dorito Caught On Camera Hovering Over York, England.

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After a long absence, Dudley Dorito comes back with a hell of a sighting. Caught on camera, of course. Probably one of the best Dudley Dorito videos so far, at least in my humble Paranoid opinion.
The aforementioned video shows Dudley Dorito hovering over what appears to be some kind of forest and lasts only a few seconds, making me a bit suspicious about why the person recording this video didn’t keep recording any further. I mean, I would if I saw a UFO in the sky. You probably would too, so I don’t understand why this guy didn’t. Maybe he went for the guacamole, you know, just in case Dudley Dorito decides to show up with more of his friends.

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Hold on To Your Horses, Illuminati Video Linked?

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Here you have it Folks, after the last few days of video surfing in Youtube I stumbled across these two videos that claim to belong to “Illumicorp”. This video looks simply as a trainee video for your average job, but it briefly reminds us of the role of Abstergo Industries from Assasin’s Creed game series. This video starts with explaining that there are higher social classes from the average low, middle and upper classes, each of them dedicated to specific tasks that increase as you gradually ascend on the top of the pyramid.

So get your comfy chair and prepared to be… Illuminated?

UFO Trash Can Falls In Siberia!!!

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Ever had a bad garbage day? I have. In fact, I always end up so pissed off after one of those days that I usually throw the garbage bin across the street. I guess that’s probably what happened to some aliens as well a few days ago because that thing in the picture landed in Siberia! Aliens probably had a bad garbage day.
Jokes aside though. Whatever that thing is, I don’t know why but I think it’s a satellite. Don’t ask me why, I just know it. I mean, things are falling often from the sky since last year, and most of them have been dead satellites and failed probes, chances are, this is a satellite too. That or an alien trash can. If it is a trash can though, let’s dig in their garbage to see what we can find. Then blackmail the aliens for money.

 Hit the break for a couple of photos and an explanation.

Mexican Earthquake Was Predicted Days Before It Happened!!!

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Do you remember how I said the other day that there is no “earthquake weather” and that earthquakes can not be predicted? Well… hehehe… the funniest thing happened to me recently. Turns out earthquakes can be predicted! Let me explain; As you all know, a few days ago there was a 7.6 magnitude earthquake in Mexico, there’s nothing weird about that, earthquakes happen all the time. But then comes the weird part that not everyone knew about: The Mexican government organized an earthquake drill for schools and businesses issued for the very same day that the actual earthquake happened!!! In fact, they predicted the magnitude, the duration and they even pinpointed the exact location of the earthquake!! Coincidence? I don’t think so! They somehow knew!! I mean, what are the chances?

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Fast-As-Hell UFO Sighted Over Chile, Captured By Seven Cameras!!!

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Remember the Dome of the Rock UFO? The one that hovered over the Dome of the Rock for a couple of minutes before shooting into the sky at the speed of… uh… super-very-quick? The special thing about this particular UFO case was that it was recorded from several different vantage points, which lends credibility to the footage, and now we have another such case on our hands! Except this UFO didn’t just hover there, it actually joined an air show and flew at the face-melting speed of 4,000 miles per hour!!!
Amazingly no one noticed the strange object at the show, it was until an engineer examined the footage from the show that he realized that there was an unexpected guest flying alongside the other pilots so he freaked out and notified the Chilean government so they can cover it up.

Hit the break for a video and an explanation.

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