As I mentioned earlier in a previous post, we are going to have a solar eclipse on May 20th, also a planetary alignment which, According to Mexican UFOlogist Jaime Maussan will herald the end of times, but that is not the end of the story! I mean, why should it end with just one eclipse and a planetary alignment if you can have a giant-ass ring of fire in the sky!!! How is that for a sign of the end of times, huh?! Now you can confidently go outside and yell “THE END IS NEAR, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!” while you run down the street with your arms up in the air, completely freaked out of your mind! Because, let’s face it, what says more “The world is going to end soon!” than a giant ring of fire in the sky!?
Hit the break to read more and make your peace with God have a booze-powered hedonistic party!

There will be a relatively rare solar eclipse this weekend, as the moon slides between Earth and the sun, casting its long shadow across wide swaths of the globe.

Sunday’s event will be an annular partial solar eclipse, meaning that the moon will be too far away from the Earth to totally block out the suns light when it aligns itself briefly.

The last time there was an annular solar eclipse was in 1994.

On May 20, the moon will be in apogee – at its farthest distance from Earth – when it glides before the sun, so it will not obscure the whole orb, leaving a ring of fiery light around the perimeter of the moon. (cue Johnny Cash)

The center of the moon’s shadow will pass over northern California, central Nevada, Utah, New Mexico and the north-west corner of Texas.

Skywatchers in Japan and China will also be able to catch a glimpse of the fiery ring in the wee hours of Monday morning.

NASA posted this animated map of the path that the moon’s antumbral shadow will travel over the Earth:

The national park service has provided a map of 33 US parks will see the full effect of the moon’s rock block and posted safety precautions to take while viewing the eclipse.

Could this “ring of fire” be the coverup story for some kind of cosmic event, perhaps even an alien invasion? ‘Cause that’s the first thing that crossed my mind when I read “burning ring of fire” in the source article.
But my Paranoia aside, if this so-called ring o’fire is not a mother ship full of invading aliens or Nibiru passing in front of the sun, I advise you to enjoy the solar eclipse (with the due precautions, of course) because, as the source article says, it’s a fairly rare event. Or you could run down the street yelling “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!1!!!”. It’s up to you.

Visit guardian.co.uk to view the original article while I go outside and  run down the street yelling “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!1!!!”
Sunday’s partial solar eclipse will bring a burning ring of fire to the sky

Image courtesy of telegraph.co.uk

Benjamin Solari Parravicini was an Argentinian painter and  sculptor who is better known for drawing a series of prophetic sketches that predicted the downfall of Hitler, the assassination of Kennedy and even the 9/11 terrorist attacks among many other things. Much like Nostradamus, this guy also predicted mostly in riddles but some of his drawings were very precise, pointing details such as the location and date of the predicted event.
So why am I talking about  Parravicini you might ask? Why didn’t I mention him earlier if he was such a famous prophet? Well, you see, I knew this guy since the early 90′s which is when I read about him in a magazine and I saw most of his drawings but I had no idea what Parravicini’s drawings meant, I honestly didn’t know what to make of them. Fortunately, other people have a better understanding of Parravicini’s work and are way better than yours truly at decoding the meaning behind this drawings. One of those people is YouTube user  La Gazzetta del Apocalipsis, who has a clue about what one of those drawings could mean!! And let me tell you something, Folks, from what I understand the future is full of scary things!!!

Hit the break to watch a video and learn more!!

(Click “CC” for subtitles)

YouTube user  La Gazzetta del Apocalipsis

It is unclear what exactly is what’s going to happen or even if it is in any way connected to the prediction(s) for May 20th but I would mark my calendar if I were you; The opening ceremony is the Friday, 27th of July 2012 and the aforementioned bell will be ringed on that ceremony, perhaps heralding some kind of cataclysmic event, the collapse of the dollar or an alien invasion or something. As always, we will never know until the shit hits the fan.

While you watch and prepare, I will be canceling all my  future flights to London. Not that I travel there a lot anyway, but better safe than sorry.

Special thanks to Gazzetta for the tip on this.

They are back! And by “they” I mean “I-have-no-idea-who”. All I know is “they” travel on pyramid-shaped space ships. Who am I talking about? Sirian aliens, of course! As you may or may not remember, a couple of years ago we had a rash of pyramid-shaped UFO sightings, especially in the Russia/China area. According to Chinese [extra]officials these pyramidal ships were manned alienned by Sirian aliens (which for those of you who don’t know means aliens from the Sirius star system), who by the way,  happen to be aquatic creatures! But what does this mean for us? I have no idea whatsoever. Hit the break to read more.

A Cambridge, Ontario couple reports photographing an apparent Pyramid-like UFO moving rapidly over the city around a cloud cover on 3 May 2012 according to testimony from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) witness reporting database. Cambridge is a Canadian city that is west of Toronto.
The witness reports being called by her husband to look at apparent storm clouds.
“My husband called me outside to look at the pending storm clouds coming in. (I’m a weather enthusiast–I love storms) I decided to shoot some photos with an Olympus C-60.”
The witness only noticed the apparent Pyramid UFO after looking at their photos.

We didn’t see or hear anything strange until I uploaded the photos to my PC. Neither my husband nor I saw or heard anything unusual at the time of the photo.”

The witness also reports taking over 5,000, and never seeing such a UFO.

“I have probably taken 5-10,000 photos with this camera and have never seen anything like this. I can identify camera malfunctions/glitches that would cause anomalies.”

With the beginning of the end, dangerously looming over us and the Earth changes happening everywhere, it makes me wonder if they came to warn us/save us or to loot whatever resources are left before the fecal matter hits the ventilator.

 Visit digitaljournal.com to view the original article while I run outside and hitch a ride to the nearest star system before the shit hits the fan:
UFO: Couple reports Pyramid-like object over Cambridge, Ontario

Thanks to unexplained-mysteries.com, which is where I found this article.

Does the end have a beginning? Yes, it does! And according to Mexican UFOlogist Jaime Maussan the end begins on May the 20th!! Maussan says that a major event is going to happen on May 20th, which will trigger the  chain of events that will culminate with the end of the world on December 21st. Maussan is basing this prediction on an interesting crop circle depicting the Mayan calendar and a solar eclipse. The crop circle supposedly predicts or announces the return of the Mayan god Kukulkan (not afiliated with the KKK or anything), also known in the Aztec culture as Quetzalcoatl.  As to what is actually going to happen those days, I have no idea but I advise you to keep your eyes open for any sign of cataclysm. Just in case.

Hit the break to read more and watch a video with an explanation, also, get Paranoid!

On May 20th, 2012 an Partial Eclipse will cover the USA, Mexico, and half of the World. The “half circle” on the Crop Circle represents 0 (zero) on the Crop circle, which is “the day” the Pleiades, the Sun, and the Earth are “joined” together.

This could be significant because we believe God’s throne is in the North Heavens, possibly the Pleiades, and the Pleiades, the Sun, and the Earth are “JOINED” TOGETHER at this time. I will also sit on the mount of the congregation on the farthest sides of the North Isaiah 14:13

כּימה is the Pleiades, a constellation consisting of seven stars.

The Crop Circle predicts the eclipse and references the 16 days later/Transit in front of Sun = June 6th, 2012.

The Crop Circle indicates that something very Significant will occur re May 20th, 2012 and June 6, 2012.

This all coincides with the repeating 52 years when the Sacred and Solar calendars coincide on the same date!

Video courtesy of YouTube user NIBIRUrr

So there you have it, Folks. Kukulkan is coming. I have no idea who this guy is, or if he’s related to Jesus Christ (who by the way has a second coming pending too) or even if he comes in peace, so we gonna have to wait and see. Also, freak out for no apparent reason other than the vague possibility of a doomsday.
And by the way, for those who visit Paranoid News regularly, this is not a déjà vu, last year around this time I posted a similar post: And The Lord Said Let There Be Mayhem!: Forget December/21/2012, May 21st Is The Real Deal! The post talks about Harold Camping predicting the end of the world for May 21st, 2011, we all now know that he failed miserably, but what if Harold Camping was off by one year? 

Visit forthenations.com to view the original article: Crop Circle Predicts “SOMETHING” Significant/Terrible NIBIRU/Wormwood on May 20 2012 and June 6 re 16+ Days.

Now, if you excuse me, I am going to make popcorn, because I’ll be watching the  end of the world from a front row seat! 

Remember that one time when you saw the UFO crash with the aliens coming out of the wreckage with their asses lit on fire? No, no you don’t. Of course you don’t! The Men In Black came and f***ed your mind up with the flashy thing and now you don’t remember. And you would never ever find out they were there unless they got caught on some sort of security camera. Which is exactly what happened here. These folks went to f*** someone up erase someone’s mind and they couldn’t find him, so they had to leave (HA HA HA!! LOSERS!!!).
The witness(es) describe these folks as odd looking, hairless, pale men wearing black suits. Very much like the descriptions from John Keel’s book The Mothman Prophecies!!

Hit the break for a video and explanation.

Video courtesy of YouTube user SmokingMan47

So there you have it, Folks, as you can see, real-life Men In Black look nothing like their fictional counterparts. And speaking of that, just for the record, I was kidding about the whole flashy thing. In  the comic from which the film was adapted the Men In Black actually kill the witnesses rather than erasing their memory, so if Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith come to visit you, I suggest you make a quick escape before they pull the “neuralizer” on you.

While you watch, I will be installing a neuralizer-proof door, for when I slam it in their face.

As many of you know, I moved to Mexico a number of years ago and I’ve been living here ever since in a small and quiet town where nothing much happened. That is until last week, when the Popocatepetl, which is our nearest volcano  started spewing lava and smoke.

Now, for those who don’t know, the Popocatepetl is a volcano located in the states of Puebla, Mexico, and Morelos, in Central Mexico. It is one of the tallest peaks in Mexico. The name Popocatepetl comes from a native tongue called Nahuatl and means “Smoking Mountain”, although locals call it “Don Goyo”. I call it Explode-catepetl since this morning, because it looks like it’s going to blow up at any moment!
And normally, the Popocatepetl mostly releases water vapor emissions, gas and occasionally ash (just like me after a burrito dinner), but that was until last week. Now it’s vomiting hot lava and threatening to blow the neighboring towns and villages up to pieces.

Hit the break to read more about it and watch a video of the Popocatepetl in action!

HUEJOTZINGO, Mexico — The Popocatepetl volcano shot a heavy plume of ash into the sky southeast of Mexico’s capital and spewed glowing rock from its crater at dawn on Friday.

Webcam images on the site of the National Disaster Prevention Center showed the plume rising from the top of the 17,886-foot (5,450-meter) peak at dawn, though clouds obscured the volcano for people further away. The Televisa television network broadcast images of red, glowing material rising from the crater and falling on its slopes.

Authorities this week raised the alert level due to increasing activity at the volcano, whose most violent eruption in 1,200 years occurred on Dec. 18, 2000.

The coordinator general for civil protection, Laura Gurza, told Televisa that officials were not yet ready to order any evacuations, but urged people living near the mountain to be “very, very attentive” to action at the volcano, which is about 40 miles (65 kilometers) from Mexico City. She also urged them to gather important papers and to have their escape routes planned in case they have to leave.

My escape routes are just fine. In fact I am living in a God damn motel as farther away from the volcano as I can for the time being. Of course most people were carrying on with their lives like nothing’s going on but when you open your window and see/hear the volcano roaring and spewing molten rocks, you kind of don’t want to be nowhere near it  when that shit goes off.

Video courtesy of YouTube user PIUPUMP

And in case you are wondering, yes, that is what you hear outside my house.

While you read and watch, I will be looking for another house. As far away as possible from the Popocatepetl!

UPDATE: Here’s another video of the Popocatepetl in action:

Video courtesy of TelegraphTV on YouTube

Scientists keep saying “there’s no life on Mars, never was and never will be”. Now this photo surfaces and they are all like “it’s just a roughly rectangular boulder”. Are you serious?  Rectangular boulder!? Where have you seen a boulder standing like that!? Moreover, I’ve never seen a rectangular boulder in my life, they are all irregular in shape. In fact my ass looks more rectangular than all the boulders I’ve seen! (Mostly from sitting all day on this tiny-ass, uncomfortable chair at work).
But seriously, Folks, that is the best explanation they came up with? “A  roughly rectangular boulder”?? I’m not even surprised really. After all they explain UFOs as “weather balloons” and “swamp gas refracting the light from Uranus”.

Hit the break to read more about what NASA has to say about this “roughly rectangular boulder “

Amateur stargazers have discovered an intriguing object jutting out from the surface of Mars. The seemingly perfectly rectangular, upright structure, found in NASA images of the Red Planet, bears a striking resemblance to the monoliths planted on Earth and the moon by aliens in the classic sci-fi film “2001: A Space Odyssey.”

The object in question was first spotted several years ago after being photographed by the HiRISE camera onboard the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, a NASA space probe; every so often, it garners renewed interest on the Internet. But is it unnatural — a beacon erected by aliens for mysterious reasons, and even more mysteriously paralleled in the imaginations of Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke, creators of “2001″? Or is this rock the work of nature?

 

According to Jonathon Hill, a research technician and mission planner at the Mars Space Flight Facility at Arizona State University, who processes many of the images taken during NASA’s Mars missions, the object in question is no more than a roughly rectangular boulder.

 

The HiRISE camera that photographed it has a resolution of approximately 1 foot (30 centimeters) per pixel — impressive

 

considering the 180-mile (300-kilometer) altitude from which it photographs the Martian surface, but not quite sharp enough to capture the cragginess of a mid-size boulder. “When your resolution is too low to fully resolve an object, it tends to look rectangular because the pixels in the image are squares. Any curve will look like a series of straight lines if you reduce your resolution enough,” Hill told Life’s Little Mysteries.

 

The location of the boulder at the bottom of a cliff near many other boulders suggests it broke off the cliff and tumbled to its current spot sometime in the distant past, Hill said. Such a perilous location is itself an argument against deliberate placement by aliens: “If I was going to build a monolith somewhere, that’s the last place I would put it!” he said. “The debris falling from the cliff would cover it up pretty quickly, on geologic timescales.” [Vote: Do You Believe in Life on Mars?]

 

Hill added that the height of the boulder is being exaggerated in the photo by a low sun angle. Photographed when the sun was near the horizon, the boulder casts an especially long shadow.

 

The ufologists aren’t necessarily wrong in calling it a monolith — the word simply translates from Latin as “one stone.” But this monolith isn’t the masonry of Martians.

And here’s a list of 5 more probable things that this could be, besides “a roughly rectangular boulder”

1. A “2000 Space Odyssey” kind of Monolith.
2. A grave marker.
3. A rectangular digglet (if you don’t know what that is, Google it).
4. Martian furniture.
5. A tardis.

But I guess we will never know what that is until we go to Mars and look at it from up close.

Visit space.com to see the original article:
‘Monolith’ Object on Mars? You Could Call It That

Or go to ghosttheory.com to read another article regarding this curious piece of Martian rock:
No, There’s No Monolith On Mars. Or Is There?

While you read I will be building my own Monolith in my front yard. ‘Cause I’m not a garden gnome type of person.

Remember how a few years ago scientists were all like “no, there’s no such thing as earthquake weather, earthquakes are not on the rise”? Well, guess what! They are now having second thoughts on that. Of course they are not going to admit they were wrong all along. Instead, they point out the fact that the recent rise in earthquake activity is linked to wastewater wells. Notice how they blatantly fail to mention anything about how they were wrong about earthquakes being on the rise after all and that there is such a thing as “earthquake weather”! They talk about it as if it was common knowledge!
And what is all this crap about wastewater anyways? Really!? What about volcanic activity? Is that one caused by wastewater too?  Also, this theory doesn’t explain why the rise in earthquake activity is global. In fact, I find more credible the idea that the recent rash in earthquake activity is caused by Satan’s fat-ass momma doing aerobics down at the center of the Earth or that the Mayans are practicing hard for December 21st!!! Because, we are forgetting a couple of things here: First off what’s up with all those strange Earth noises being recorded everywhere? And what about the sinkholes all around the world from a couple of years ago? Everyone seems to have forgotten all about those when talking about earthquake activity.  You know what I think? I think they are trying to cover up something. I just can’t pin-point what. Hit the break to learn more about this strange new theory about the wastewater causing a sudden rise in earthquake activity.

A huge increase in the number of minor earthquakes across the middle of the US is almost certainly caused by wastewater injection from oil or gas drilling, including the controversial technique known as fracking.

US Geological Survey (USGS) scientists say that the number of magnitude 3 or above earthquakes was pretty steady at about 21 quakes a year until around 2000. Since then, though, the number has shot up, with 151 events per year by

And, they say, there’s a correlation with the disposal of wastewater through deep-well injection, particularly in Colorado, Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma and Ohio.

The findings are particularly sensitive given the recent increase in the use of ‘fracking’, or hydraulic fracturing, of shale beds in order to release natural gas.

After numerous anecdodal examples of a link, it’s been widely suggested that fracking could increase the chances of earthquakes; but this is happening only indirectly, says the Geological Survey.

“USGS’s studies do not suggest that hydraulic fracturing, commonly known as ‘fracking’, causes the increased rate of earthquakes,” says David Hayes, deputy secretarty for the US Department of the Interior.

“USGS’s scientists have found, however, that at some locations the increase in seismicity coincides with the injection of wastewater in deep disposal wells.”

Nevertheless, says the USGS, more research needs to be carried out – particularly into the question of whether wastewater injection could cause more serious earthquakes.

“Evidence from some case histories suggests that the magnitude of the largest earthquake tends to increase as the total volume of injected wastewater increases,” says Hayes. “Injection pressure and rate of injection may also be factors.”

 See, I have a problem with this theory. If you live elsewhere in the world, you will know this is downright bullcrap. Why? Because the sudden rise in the earthquake activity is not limited to US territory only and I know it’s not linked to fracking either because it’s happening everywhere! So what’s causing the earthquakes? My best guess is that it has something to do with the sun. Because that’s the only other thing that is malfunctioning this days besides the satellites and space probes.

Visit tgdaily.com to view the original article:
Wastewater injection causes sharp rise in earthquakes
Or go to npr.org to read a longer article:
Scientists Link Rise In Quakes To Wastewater Wells

 While you read, I will be researching on how to earthquake-proof a bunkerized basement. Because honestly, I thought we would go in a fireball, not through a crack on the Earth…

Post image courtesy of worldwidehippies.com