If you were still wondering whether or not we are going to get invaded by an alien race  this year (that, may or may not butt-probe you to death), here is a little something to remind you that our alien overlords are already here and they are just waiting for the perfect moment to say “hi” attack!
This is the video of a behemothic space ship hovering over the Peruvian city of Guancayo and I would say that this is some sort of CGI contraption, because after all, it is some very “in-your-face” evidence (compared to the encounters of the blurry kind we normally see) but then after analyzing the video I noticed that it interacts with the environment! It passes right though the clouds and drags some of them behind itself! Which -I’m told- is very hard to convincingly simulate in computer graphics.
Hit the break to watch a very worthwhile video!

This aired in Peru approximately 2 weeks ago. It has a real District 9 CGI feeling to it. Interesting anyway.

TRANSLATION :

A UFO has been captured in the city of Guancayo; there you can see a weird looking object hovering the sky. Take a look at this, our viewer is called Henric Snider Solano de la Cruz, and told us that as soon as he devised this object, went for his video camera to record the moment, and send it to us. What does this look like? It could also be that someone might be looking at the “plane” from above, no no…

…Very interesting, Henric told us that he could not hear any sound coming from the object; and that’s how he assumed that this was not an airplane or known object. Well it seems we have to investigate this one to determine what it is. Very interesting… here it goes again, you can see that something very big is flying through the clouds.”

 

Courtesy of liveleak.com
Large UFO ‘Mother Ship’ Filmed Over Peru

Video courtesy of YouTube user ufoslover 

 So there you have it, Folks. What do you think?  Real?  Fake?  I personally lean towards fake, but then again, most of the fakes I’ve seen don’t interact with the environment and this one does.

While you watch, I will be busy programming a computer virus to infect the alien computers.

Special thanks to Will Merritt from Facebook for the tip!

OK I know this title is cliche but its the best way to explain to you Folks that bees are not only an extremely important part of our environment, but they are also crucial for our own survival. Throughout centuries bees have been exploited for their wax, royal jelly and most importantly honey (an important part of your balanced breakfast). So please don’t come and tell me that bees deserve to be free when they’ve been one of humanity’s most important domestications in history, period. Now that this is out of my system, I can explain myself for my (bee)havior.

As we have all heard from other sources, bees are becoming extinct. This phenomenon is probably caused by our irresponsible activity in our environment, and I can assure you that one (of many) cause(s) is the overuse of pesticides in our crops and gardens. Now you can wonder if Big Food Companies can still provide us with other foods and that bees (and
apiculture) belong in the past… WRONG!!!1!. Bees are still crucial for our survival and why you ask? Cause bees pollinate up to 70 per cent of the crops which produce most of the world’s food.

Hold on to yourself and hope you don’t get stung:

A new study published in Naturwissenschaften – The Science of Nature by a leading bee expert provides damning evidence that a widely used pesticide, even at low levels, is responsible for the recent catastrophic decline in honey bees. Dr. Jeff Pettis of the USDA’s Bee Research Laboratory in Beltsville, MD led the study.

Colony collapse disorder, as this phenomenon is known, has been getting worse since 2006.

The news has brought renewed calls for these pesticides, which only became widely used in
the 1990s, to be banned as honey bees are key to human’s survival –
pollinating 70 per cent
of the crops which produce most of the world’s food.

The pesticide that the study (pdf) looked at was imidacloprid, one of the most widely
used pesticides worldwide. It is neonicotinoid insecticide produced by Bayer
CropScience.

Keep reading this important article here:

http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2012/01/30-9

Well Folks you’ve heard it from the Horses Mouth. This is critical and if this habit is not stopped (or modified), (we will stop having great breakfasts) we will all BEE doomed! DOOMED!!!!1!1!one.

Remember, just change this custom for spraying your gardens full of pesticides. All I can say is that this has to start at a domestic level in our own households and schools (cause we sure as hell know that the Fat-Cat Companies will not stop theirs any time now).

Just when you thought that the weaponized bird flu was the worst infection that humanity could face this year THEY FIND A NEW ONE!!!!  Yeah, ’cause they know you’ve been sleeping well lately, you need a new reason to keep you up at night. Here it is: It’s called  CTX-M.
This one was found in seawater near the the coasts of Chile, and is resistant to nearly all antibiotics, if not all of them.
Now, I don’t know much about viruses and such but, if this thing was found in seawater, can’t it infect fish and other seafood? Could this be the cause of the mysterious fish deaths from 1 year ago? And even if the fish are immune to this thing, what if the fish can carry the bacteria and infect a person when they eat the meat? 

Hit the break to learn more.

BACTERIA that can resist nearly all antibiotics have been found in Antarctic seawater.

Björn Olsen of Uppsala University in Sweden and colleagues took seawater samples between 10 and 300 metres away from Chile’s Antarctic research stations, Bernardo O’Higgins, Arturo Prat and Fildes Bay. A quarter of the samples of Escherichia coli bacteria carried genes that made an enzyme called ESBL, which can destroy penicillin, cephalosporins and related antibiotics (Applied and Environmental Microbiology, DOI: 10.1128/AEM.07320-11).

Bacteria with these genes can be even more dangerous than the better known superbug MRSA. That’s because the genes sit on a mobile chunk of DNA that can be acquired by many species of bacteria, increasing the incidence of drug-resistant infections such as the E. coli outbreak last year in Germany.

The type of ESBL they found, called CTX-M, is common in bacteria in people, and the Uppsala study found that concentrations of resistant bacteria were higher close to the sewage outfalls from the stations. Some Antarctic stations started shipping out human faeces for incineration after gut bacteria were found nearby. Chile’s research stations have virtually no sewage treatment in place, says Olsen.

That’s the second superbug found near Chile by the way, just a few months ago the Megavirus Chilensis was found near the coast of Chile and was cataloged as the biggest virus known to mankind! Which leads me to believe that either there is a secret laboratory cooking this kind of shit in the area and spilling it in the ocean or the global warming is melting off the arctic ice which in turn had this superbugs encased in it for millions of years  and now they are being released into the world again!!!! I honestly can’t think of a better explanation, can you? 

Visit newscientist.com to read more about it while I dust off my old and reliable asshat hazmat suit. Because bright yellow is my favorite color when there’s a new super-virus/bacteria out there.

Superbugs spied off the Antarctic coast

Image courtesy of escapefromamerica.com and Google Image Search.

Yes, Folks, I am going to ruin talk about snacks today, so if you like them a lot I suggest you don’t read further because I may and most likely will spoil some of your favorite delicacies.
Now, why would you want to keep reading anyways?  A simple answer would be because some of your favorite goodies may seriously mess up your health or kill you in the long run! So, for example, if you used to eat a lot of bacon, now that you know that it increases your odds of getting pancreatic cancer, you may not want to eat as much of it as you used to (unless of course you have some sort of death wish). And this goes beyond artificial flavors/coloring or preservatives, some foods actually contain what can only be qualified as “Poison”. Kind of like the food I cook but better tasting.

Visit eatthis.menshealth.com to read the entire article and find out which are these 15 food additives. While you do so, I will be writing my last will and testament. You know, because I’ve been eating ALL OF THIS CRAP ON DAILY BASIS FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS!!!  

15 Scariest Food Additives

 Post image courtesy of Google Image Search.

A man in Bournemouth, UK  found one morning that he had blue balls. In his yard, that is. This guy actually found tiny, blue spheres of what appears to be gel in his yard after a hail storm, this balls reportedly fell from the sky and have no smell, they do not melt and have a harder outer shell with a softer core. There is no word on what they could be but they appear to be organic in nature, possibly eggs. Hopefully not the kind that spawn chest bursters and face huggers. 

Hit the break to learn more about the blue balls. What!? Yeah, well, they are blue, aren’t they?

Video courtesy of Sheilaaliens

Steve Hornsby from Bournemouth said the 3cm diameter balls came raining down late on Thursday afternoon during a hail storm.

He found about a dozen of the balls in his garden. He said: “[They're] difficult to pick up, I had to get a spoon and flick them into a jam jar.”

The Met Office said the jelly-like substance was “not meteorological”.

Mr Hornsby, a former aircraft engineer, said: “The sky went a really dark yellow colour.

“As I walked outside to go to the garage there was an instant hail storm for a few seconds and I thought, ‘what’s that in the grass’?”

‘No smell’

Walking around his garden he found many more blue spheres were scattered across the grass.

He said: “The have an exterior shell with a softer inner but have no smell, aren’t sticky and do not melt.”

Mr Hornsby said he was keeping the balls in his fridge while he tried to find out what they were.

Josie Pegg, an applied science research assistant at Bournemouth University, speculated that the apparently strange phenomena might be “marine invertebrate eggs”.

 

“These have been implicated in previous ‘strange goo’ incidents,” she said. “I’d have thought it’s a little early for spawning but I suppose we’ve had a very mild winter.

And if you don’t know what they meant by “strange goo incidents”, here’s a little reminder: Disgusting Orange Goo Oozes From The Sea In Alaska! and  Bizarre New Organism Found Living In Nuclear Waste!!!. Yes, Folks, these incidents are getting common nowadays and God knows what the hell will hatch out of those eggs! Could be an invasion for all that we know!!!

Visit bbc.co.uk to read the entire article and watch another video while I prepare my flamethrower for the xenomorph invasion!
Bournemouth resident mystified by ‘blue sphere shower’

You know what they call SOPA in France? They call it a royale with cheese  ACTA! You know why they call it ACTA? Because they have the metric system!! Ok, that didn’t make any sense, but to be fair, neither does ACTA.
Yes, Folks, if you were celebrating that SOPA did not pass this week and you thought that was it for that idea, I am going to have to piss on your parade. Partly because I had a bit too much beer but mostly because it’s not over. A new law called ACTA is now being considered in Europe and could possibly spell the end for the Internet as Europeans we know it. Hit the break to read more about ACTA.

If you thought the Stop Online Piracy Act and the Preventing Real Online Threats to Economic Creativity and Theft of Intellectual Property Act were scary, imagine this: There is an international treaty with the same goals and civil rights infringements as its American cousins, crafted in secrecy outside any existing trade organization with the help of industry giants such as the Motion Picture Association of America.

The treaty’s goal is to ban counterfeit goods and online piracy by requiring Internet Protocol servers and individual websites to monitor and prosecute suspected copyright infringements. But the goal comes packaged with some collateral damage: infringements on individual’s civil rights and the creation of a system responsible for widespread, international online censorship.

This nightmare treaty is called the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement. It has most of the same goals, supporters and privacy abuses of SOPA and PIPA. What it didn’t have was the kind of public outcry led by websites such as Reddit and Wikipedia when it was signed by the U.S. The treaty now awaits ratification by the European Union before it goes into full force.

ACTA’s scope is far wider than SOPA or PIPA. It aims to stop the “proliferation of counterfeit and pirated goods, as well as of services that share infringing material.” This includes knockoff Louis Vuitton purses and cheap counterfeit medicine in developing nations. It also means any website or program that could potentially be used to infringe copyrighted material, from sites with links for music downloads to music-burning software, would be automatically outlawed.

So yeah, the  intentions are kinda good with this one because, after all, no one wants to get poisoned with counterfeit medicine, but on the other hand, you know what they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Visit thedailyaztec.com  to read the entire article while I wonder why they depicted the Internet as a little girl in the illustration above. In my humble opinion, the Internet is more like an obscene-looking guy wearing a trench coat.

ACTA has same dangers as PIPA and SOPA

Or visit stopacta.info to learn more about how to stop it.

Image courtesy of Google Image Search.

Well it’s not official yet, but we’re getting there. I mean, at least NASA paved the way for it about a year ago so now it’s not a big surprise that life can be sustained in such a hostile environment.
Leonid Ksanfomaliti, a Russian scientist from the Space Research Institute at Russia’s Academy of Sciences found life on Venus. Yes, Folks, that’s the one planet with sulphuric acid clouds and a surface temperature that could melt lead!
Ksanfomaliti, who claims he spotted a disk, a black flap and even a scorpion on the surface of the planet, says these objects might actually be living creatures!!

Ksanfomaliti reanalyzed nearly 30-year-old images from a Venus mission made by the Soviet landing probe Venus-13 in 1982. He claims to have discovered several photographs featuring mysterious objects that he claims resemble a disk, a black flap and even a scorpion.

“Let’s boldly suggest that the objects’ morphological features would allow us to say that they are living,” Ksanfomaliti wrote.

You know, this whole thing reminds me of the time someone spotted an alien base on Mars on a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover.

Visit foxnews.com to read the entire article while I spot alien life forms in a slice of head cheese.
Russian scientist claims ‘signs of life’ on barren, boiling Venus

Have you seen District 9? Remember the sound emitted from the spaceship at the end? Well Friends ever since last year this noise has been heard and recorded all over the world. From the Ukraine to a baseball game in the U.S., this has left many people to ponder up a crapload of theories ranging from the Trumpets of the Apocalypse,UFO’s, HAARP, and even a phenomenon related to the motion of the Earth or even the Universe itself. Nonetheless these particular pitches send both shivers down my spine and fascination on what it could be.

Hit the break for the rest.  

  Hold on to your butts and listen at this (Whathehellisthat!!!) vid from 2011:

Pretty creepy huh? Now imagine this phenomenon happening over several parts of the world in a short time. That’s right! Its weird to imagine this but over the last few days these strange sounds have been heard from Chile, Costa Rica, Mexico and Canada and I have a feeling that this will continue and without a doubt it could be witnessed again in the near future. If you think that ghostly noise in the past video was creepy enough, get your diapers ready cause these next vids will shock your world:

These vids are from Costa Rica Jan. 9 2012 (the second video is unfortunately in Spanish but in short it explains that it can’t be a hoax due to the many “tweets” made the very next day regarding what happened)

This video is from Chile Jan. 12 2012

This one from Alberta, Canada the very same day as the one from Chile Jan. 12 2012

In Short, there are a buttload of videos out and for sure many of them are a fake, others can prove real, but can it be? Beats me. But whats important is that this is becoming more present thanks to technology like a digital camera or even a cellphone, this phenomenon can be presented to the world. To finish, I can slightly agree on what it is being said on the web on several blogs:

“Do not fall victim to the disinformation campaign now being carried out that claims that    because two or three of the videos may have been a hoax the whole thing is one big joke.

This is far from the truth. The strange sounds story was not broke by an one individual or          youtuber, they were posted by many different people and put together by websites and     youtubers.”

Citation of the previous statement:

http://theintelhub.com/2012/01/17/what-are-the-strange-sounds-being-heard-all-over-the-world-2/

http://www.earth-issues.com/2012/01/what-are-the-strange-sounds-being-heard-all-over-the-world/

Well Folks after this I’m personally preparing my house against Christopher Johnson’s Prawn armada cause let me tell ya this, no Prawn is taking away Mr. Mittens cat food… Whats that? Its just a movie!!! District 9!!!!!! How was I supposed to know? I said it in the beginning!!!1!1! Well what ever. For now I’m checking out, gotta go feed Mr. Mittens.