Category Archives: UFO sightings

Supernatural Hole Discovered In Eastern Washington!!

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Eastern Washington Hole

Holes are found literally everywhere. Life is all about holes. You eat through a hole, you poop through a hole, you listen through two [ear] holes on either side of your head (unless you are deaf, of course), there’s a hole in your bathtub to drain the water at the end of your bath, there are holes in the streets (the manholes) and there are even holes in space (the black holes).
But one of the most enigmatic holes I’ve heard about lately is one located in Eastern Washington. This hole is like a cross between the Micmac cemetery from Pet Sematary and a bottomless pit. Some people think it’s the entrance to a secret military base, others that it is the entrance to a secret UFO base. Truth is, no one really knows, soon after the existence of the Eastern Washington hole went public it suddenly vanished from the face of the Earth! That, however, didn’t stop some people from claiming that they have seen and measured the hole, that appears to actually not have a bottom! Did I mention it Is surrounded by UFO activity and resurrects dead pets? Hit the break to watch a very worthwhile video.

Meteor UFO Crashes And Burns In South Carolina, Someone Gets It On Tape!!!

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UFO Crash

If you ever wondered if aliens have drunk driving accidents, here’s a video to prove that their ability to pilot a UFO is severely diminished by a few shots of galactic vodka.  Or at least that is what your humble Paranoid Blogger thinks. I mean, why else would they crash? They clearly are a race thousands of years more advanced than us humans, they had more than enough time to learn how to drive properly those things. I mean, they gotta be piss-ass drunk to crash those UFOs like that!
Unless of course that is not an alien spaceship but a meteor, in which case, I suppose it’s a fairly normal occurrence. Read more about it after the break.

Someone Is Taking The Humming Metallic Boxes Away!! But WHO!?

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Humming Metal Boxes

Last week I published a post about a bunch of mysterious metallic boxes mysteriously popping up all over the west coast, particularly around Oregon. As I mentioned earlier, said boxes produced a distinct hum, almost like a ghostly wail. The boxes were also extremely hard to move, but apparently not impossible, because someone has been stealing them!

At first I was a little skeptic about these boxes, because after all, no other  news agency mentions them, but three days ago, Jason, one of our Paranoid viewers confirmed the existence of these boxes in the comments section of the post where I talk about them. Not only that, but he also wants to know who is stealing them? Well, Jason, your question may be answered after the break. SPOILER: It’s not.


UFO Sighted Over The London Thames Estuary!!

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Thames Estuary UFO

This strange-looking contraption was sighted hovering over the Thames Estuary, where someone caught it on tape and uploaded it to YouTube. The object doesn’t make any sound, it doesn’t make any movements, it doesn’t do anything. As a matter of a fact I have no idea what the hell I am looking at. Could be a boat for all that we know. The only problem with that theory though, is that most boats are not covered to the teeth in headlights, and if they were they wouldn’t shine so brightly that your eyeballs would melt if you stared directly at them for a long period of time. Not to mention the size of those lights, I mean, they are huge! Why would a boat even need  headlights so big? Let alone a bunch of them! I guess we will never know. Hit the break to watch the video in question and learn more.

Giant-Ass Mother Ship Caught On Camera Hovering Over Peru!!!

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UFO Mother Ship (Peru)

If you were still wondering whether or not we are going to get invaded by an alien race  this year (that, may or may not butt-probe you to death), here is a little something to remind you that our alien overlords are already here and they are just waiting for the perfect moment to say “hi” attack!
This is the video of a behemothic space ship hovering over the Peruvian city of Guancayo and I would say that this is some sort of CGI contraption, because after all, it is some very “in-your-face” evidence (compared to the encounters of the blurry kind we normally see) but then after analyzing the video I noticed that it interacts with the environment! It passes right though the clouds and drags some of them behind itself! Which -I’m told- is very hard to convincingly simulate in computer graphics.
Hit the break to watch a very worthwhile video!

 

UFO Sighted Over Monte Bisbino, Italy!

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Monte Bisbino UFO

Yes, Italy again, Folks, and this time the UFO didn’t even crash! (at least not on tape). This sighting was filmed the past Saturday in  Lombardy, Italy, right over Monte Bisbino. The UFO seems to be  maneuvering over the aforementioned  mountain, appearing, disappearing and multiplying. I have no idea whatsoever what the hell are they doing or trying to do. I’ll always be mystified by why most UFO lights dance all around the sky like that. Maybe it’s one of those things that we will never know, like how up is high? Or why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t “work” anymore? I guess we will never know.

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Mysterious UFO Lights Sighted On Foggy Highway!!

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Highway Orb UFO

In what appears to be one of the first UFO sightings of the year, these weird-ass UFO balls of light were sighted speeding down a Scottish road and were captured by an on-board camera mounted on a Mountain Rescue vehicle. The thing seems to be flying by at like 10 times the speed limit, if that was the Paranoidmobile right there, I would’ve got a hell of a speeding ticket. In fact, I just got one yesterday and I wasn’t even going that fast. I was driving drunk tho. I also got a surprise cavity search but the joke was on them, I ate beans that night.

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Exploding Orb UFO Caught On Camera In Tijuana, Mexico Spawns Three Smaller UFOs!!!

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Exploding Orb UFO

Another broken, exploding satellite? You bet your ass it is!! Or is it? Truth be told, this object, at some point in the video and just for a couple of seconds does look exactly like the falling satellite from the last post! (Except, of course, a little bit more colorful) But, are these two videos picturing the same thing or related somehow? According to the time stamps of each video, no; one of these objects was sighted on December the 23rd (Russian sighting), while this one (in Tijuana, Mexico) was sighted on December the 25th. They simply can’t be the same Russian failed satellite re-entering Earth’s atmosphere!

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