Giant-Ass Mother Ship Caught On Camera Hovering Over Peru!!!

UFO Mother Ship (Peru)

If you were still wondering whether or not we are going to get invaded by an alien race  this year (that, may or may not butt-probe you to death), here is a little something to remind you that our alien overlords are already here and they are just waiting for the perfect moment to say “hi” attack!
This is the video of a behemothic space ship hovering over the Peruvian city of Guancayo and I would say that this is some sort of CGI contraption, because after all, it is some very “in-your-face” evidence (compared to the encounters of the blurry kind we normally see) but then after analyzing the video I noticed that it interacts with the environment! It passes right though the clouds and drags some of them behind itself! Which -I’m told- is very hard to convincingly simulate in computer graphics.
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UFO Sighted Over Monte Bisbino, Italy!

Monte Bisbino UFO

Yes, Italy again, Folks, and this time the UFO didn’t even crash! (at least not on tape). This sighting was filmed the past Saturday in  Lombardy, Italy, right over Monte Bisbino. The UFO seems to be  maneuvering over the aforementioned  mountain, appearing, disappearing and multiplying. I have no idea whatsoever what the hell are they doing or trying to do. I’ll always be mystified by why most UFO lights dance all around the sky like that. Maybe it’s one of those things that we will never know, like how up is high? Or why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t “work” anymore? I guess we will never know.

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Mysterious UFO Lights Sighted On Foggy Highway!!

Highway Orb UFO

In what appears to be one of the first UFO sightings of the year, these weird-ass UFO balls of light were sighted speeding down a Scottish road and were captured by an on-board camera mounted on a Mountain Rescue vehicle. The thing seems to be flying by at like 10 times the speed limit, if that was the Paranoidmobile right there, I would’ve got a hell of a speeding ticket. In fact, I just got one yesterday and I wasn’t even going that fast. I was driving drunk tho. I also got a surprise cavity search but the joke was on them, I ate beans that night.

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Exploding Orb UFO Caught On Camera In Tijuana, Mexico Spawns Three Smaller UFOs!!!

Exploding Orb UFO

Another broken, exploding satellite? You bet your ass it is!! Or is it? Truth be told, this object, at some point in the video and just for a couple of seconds does look exactly like the falling satellite from the last post! (Except, of course, a little bit more colorful) But, are these two videos picturing the same thing or related somehow? According to the time stamps of each video, no; one of these objects was sighted on December the 23rd (Russian sighting), while this one (in Tijuana, Mexico) was sighted on December the 25th. They simply can’t be the same Russian failed satellite re-entering Earth’s atmosphere!

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Government Truck Towing UFO-Like Object Spotted On US Highway

Trailer Towing UFO

If you needed proof that the US government is working with/for aliens this might be it. The past Monday several people in Cowley County, Kansas saw a mysterious UFO-like object (allegedly an aircraft) on a government trailer being towed down US 77. The thing was so big that they had to remove street signs at some point just so it could pass through! Just like if they were moving yo mama an entire house!
It is unclear, or rather unknown what they were actually towing, it could’ve been a UFO-shaped house or maybe yo mama an experimental government aircraft, I guess we will never know. Hit the break to watch a video, learn more about it and make some speculations of your own.

NASA Footage Reveals Cloaked UFO Parked Near Mercury!!

Mercury UFO

YES!! It’s another mysterious object photographed in space! But is this a follow up to the post about the Elenin-heaven-cube-of-Borg-Jesus? I’ll let you decide that.

So turns out that YouTuber siniXster was lurking at the SECCHI web page at  the Naval Research Laboratory web site when he saw this anomaly. At first it totally looks like your regular solar flare but when it hits the closest planet to the Sun something strange happens: A small portion of ‘emptiness’ just next to Mercury lights up somehow reacting to the solar flare! And since experts don’t have a valid explanation for this, therefore it must be aliens or so people think. I, for one, have no idea what to think. Really. One thing I can tell you though, is that I can recognize a lens flare, an internal reflection or any other lens aberration of that sort and that is not it!

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In Soviet Russia, UFOs Sight You!: Amazing UFO Fireball Sighted Over Russia!!!

Russian UFO Firebal!

Yet another Russian UFO! And this one appears to be broken or something, ’cause all the time the poor thing is painfully maneuvering through the air, it’s leaving a trail of fire, sparks and smoke!!! As a matter of a fact, it kind of reminds me to someone covered in flames rolling on the floor!
The object, or rather objects (I counted about four of them) look a lot like meteorites or fireworks but that is where it gets really, really weird, the maneuvers that these fire balls perform in the air look a lot like those of the Blue Angels in an air show!!

What could it be!? Hit the break to watch the video and read the rest of the analysis!

UFO Sighted At NFL Game And Captured On Camera!!!

UFO NFL Game

There is one aspect of sports that truly amazes me and it’s the way sports idiotize the masses. It absolutely amazes me how people can watch their favorite sporting event for literally hours, it’s almost like hypnosis! Seriously, when you want a raise you just invite your boss over and sit him in front of a TV with a game on and just ask for it! Unless, of course your boss is a woman and she doesn’t like sports. Then you’ll be fired for making her watch the game. But I digress, the point is that not everyone was paying attention to this particular game (Shocking, I know). Some people noticed a UFO crossing the sky in a split second, flying right behind the St. Louis Cathedral. However, “experts” are saying this is just an insect!!! How  can it be? Hit the break to watch a video and read more.

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