Paranoid DIY: Sun Storm Survival Kit. Because Just a Faraday Cage is Not Enough

Solar Flare of Death!

I know many of you are worried about the upcoming sun storm that will destroy civilization as we know it, I am worried myself but being worried doesn’t solve anything, so I did the only thing I could; sit my ass in front of the TV and eat cheetos I decided to find a good survival kit! And boy I found one. This sun storm survival kit is not one you can buy in a store already assembled, you have to buy each item separately. It may take you a bit more time than buying it pre-assembled but it’s probably better off that way. First, It’ll be cheaper, way cheaper. Remember that the vendors who sell the pre-assembled kit are re-selling every item and on top of that, charging for putting the whole thing together. Second, you can have total control over the quality of each product instead of settling for what you receive in the kit. And that, my friends, is very important. I own at least 10 different survival kits from different vendors and most of them have crappy supplies. One time it was 4:00 am I was out of matches/lighter, all stores were closed and I wanted to smoke so badly so I opened one of my ‘trusty’ survival kits, just to realize with horror that the god damn matches wouldn’t work! Also. in the same kit, the compass was stuck on north-west. What a piece of crap! If I was in the wilderness I would be dead! A raccoon would be munching on my eyeball right now!!! :O_O:

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Paranoid DIY: Make Your Own Disinfectant and Natural Antibacterial Hand Sanitizer

Like many Paranoid Freaks out there, I am also a germophobe and I try to keep myself and my habitat as germ free as I possibly can. And don’t get me wrong, my bedroom still looks like a filthy pigstyle but you won’t find a single germ anywhere. I use industrial amounts of disinfectant. It makes your eyes sore if you are not used to it.
And nothing would have changed if it wasn’t because the latest news are filled with reports of deadly super-germs that might break loose at any moment, potential pandemics and plagues from the 14th century. Now I will need a whole lot more! So I thought: Why buy it if I can make it! Long story short, here are two useful DIY tutorials on how to make your own disinfectant and natural antibacterial hand sanitizer! You’ll thank me when you are not covered with pustules.

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Paranoid DIY: Do’s and Don’ts of Faraday Cages, Build Your Own And Protect Your Vital Electronics.

Faraday Cage Tutorial

As you may recall, last week we talked about how to make a Faraday wallet which, while very effective to prevent the RFID chips from broadcasting information about you were still very small to put your electronic valuables in there. I tried to stuff my cellphone inside mine and I was barely able to cover half of it!
So now as part of the Paranoid DIY series I am going to post an article about Faraday cages and how to make your own to save your computer, your radio, your camera or whatever electronic belonging you may have that you are attached to. In my case, is my coffee maker machine and my computer, cause I live on pr0n and coffee cigarettes, internet and coffee.

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Paranoid DIY: Make Your Own Faraday Wallet and Save Your Privacy, Possibly Your Cellphone too!

Faraday Wallet

This is the first of a bunch of DIY projects involving faraday cages, alternative energy, electricity generators and general survival kits, just in case a solar tsunami really does hit us bad, an apocalyptic methane bubble blows in our faces or perhaps a comet shower strikes the earth. You never know, so it’s better to be prepared than sorry. Also be sure to check 6 Tips To Survive a Solar Storm for some extra preparedness!

I also know that some of you guys got a bit paranoid since RFID chips came out (I know I am) so this first DIY project is for those of you who are crazy about bugs. And I’m not talking about cockroaches either, I’m talking about those big brother leashes in your pocket! That sick voyeuristic bastard!

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