Category Archives: Alien Life

7500+ People Sign A Petition Asking The White House To Disclose Extraterrestrial Contact & UFO Phenomena!!!

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Aliens In The Government!

Yes Folks, we are one step closer to total UFO disclosure! Will it happen this time? Probably not Only time will tell. 7500+  People signed a petition asking President Obama and the White House to disclose all things UFO once and for all. The number of signatures needed was originally 5000 but as soon the the petition reached that number (in only 5 days!!!!1!!) the White House increased the number of signatures needed to 25000. Which is bullshit if you ask me. Totally reminds me of that guy playing cards who loses and then begs for a “two out of three” and then loses again and wants a “three out of five” and then he won’t pay his lost bets and–DAMMIT SPENCER I WANT MY MONEY!!!  :-x
Gambling debts aside, this is not the first time the US government would be releasing classified information. As y’all know seven months ago the US government released the IRL-X-Files, only after the governments of UK and New Zealand released theirs.

Hit the break to read more and sign it!

UFO Flies Over Phoenix Desert, Story Is Covered By Mainstream Media!!! Are We Closer To An Alien Invasion?

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Arizona Sky UFO

As you probably have seen the UFO subject is not very well taken by the mainstream media, they normally call whoever talks about it a crackpot, they ridicule us and they laugh about us. But it so happens that this particular UFO sighting was covered by  mainstream media, by ABC 15 News, where they report a strange object, or rather, a bunch of strange objects hovering or flying by over Arizona at different times the same day.  Whether all these are the same object or not I don’t know but it freaking got covered by mainstream media!! HAHAHA!!! In your face!!!  Who’s the crackpot now?

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Could Extraterrestrials Be Behind The Nuclear Incident At Fukushima?

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Handout satellite image of Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant after earthquake and tsunami

All this time we all thought that the Illuminati or some other group of secretly associated fat cats were behind the  nuclear incident at the Fukushima nuclear power plant but what if they weren’t behind it? What if they had nothing to do with what happened to the Daiichi nuclear power plant?
Think about it for a minute. Why would they screw with their own habitat? Sure, they can leave the planet in an escape pod when they are done with it. But where would they go? Mars? Venus? God knows where is the nearest habitable planet and who or what populates it!
You know what makes a whole lot more sense? ALIENS!!!  What if the incident at Japan’s Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant  is an elaborate alien plot to depopulate Earth? Hit the break and find out more.


Crop Circle With A Weed-Smoking Alien Appears In Wiltshire, England

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ET Smoking Pipe Crop Circle Cherhill White Horse

Quick Update: Many of you have e-mailed me asking why I am not posting about the riots in Britain and there are three fundamental reasons: 1: It’s smeared all over the news and all the other Blogs and I think they will do a better job reporting and analyzing it than yours truly. 2: Riots are now part of the everyday life on this planet (Egypt, Greece, Libya, etc.), it doesn’t make me Paranoid, it makes me sad to see this crap on the news. But if you happen to have an article that makes you paranoid about this whole situation, do send it my way through the Paranoid contact form. 3: Since this is a “Feel-Good” type of Blog, I decided to post this lame-ass article about a weird crop circle with a pot-smoking alien instead. Because I like weed aliens.

So, getting back to the “real” issues. This appeared on a field of wheat in Wiltshire, England, just next to the Cherhill White Horse. For those who don’t know what that is: I have no idea what it is, so I am going to cast my powerful copy/paste spell once again to educate you about what the Cherhill White Horse is. Besides amazing, of course.

The Cherhill White Horse is a hill figure on Cherhill Down, 3.5 miles east of Calne in the county of Wiltshire, England. Dating from the late 18th century, it is the third oldest of several such white horses to be seen around Great Britain, with only the Uffington White Horse and the Westbury White Horse being older.[1] The figure is also sometimes called the Oldbury White Horse.

Courtesy of Wikipedia.org
Cherhill White Horse

:disapprove:  Of course…  That explains a lot. :roll:  Anyhow, consider yourself educated. The point is, dear reader, that the alien depicted in the crop circle design is smoking a ganja pipe. And that can only mean one of two things: Either the people who made it are trolling the rest of the world or the aliens smoke weed. Which, kinda makes sense. You know, for those long interstellar trips.

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Holy Extraterrestrial Guacamole!! There’s A UFO Approaching Behind The Comet Elenin!!

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Elenin Comet UFO

If you remember, I posted like a month ago about a comet called Elenin. Yes, the same one that has been causing all these earthquakes and the exact same one that is going to wreak havoc in a few months. Turns out a new piece of the puzzle emerged. Apparently there is a fleet of UFOs following the comet!!! YES! You read right, a fleet of UFOs!!! As in Extraterrestrial Vehicles!!! Why are they following a comet, I don’t know maybe they are playing intergalactic musical chairs around the solar system but the fact that NASA is getting ready for a major catastrophic event seriously creeps me out because all these flashbacks of alien invasion movies start to rush through my head. You know what I’m saying? Me neither. If we get invaded tho, you don’t know me.
Now, I know what you are thinking and this time it’s not some doofus with a YouTube account but an actual astronomer who is endorsing this claim, so yeah, there’s actually a bigger chance that this is not just a false alarm. I would start preparing if I were you.

Hit the break to read more and get Paranoid.

Tadpole UFO Sighted And Caught On Camera Hovering Over Mexico City!

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Tadpole Alien

If you are a regular visitor to this site I’m pretty sure you remember a post awhile back about tadpole aliens visiting Earth and parading the streets like a boss in downtown Shanghai. The source article was promising a massive disclosure and whatnot and in the end nothing really happened so I obviously disregarded it as a fake and assumed the tadpole aliens were the product of a vivid imagination. However today I found this interesting article on openminds.tv with some interesting pictures of what appears to be an organic life form hovering over Mexico city. The person who photographed it calls it a “Jelly fish shaped UFO” but as soon as I saw the thing it immediately rang a bell; The tadpole aliens from China! There are no videos of this thing, but there is a worthwhile picture slideshow with some explanation that you can watch after the break, so hit it and be amazed.

Roswell UFO Was Piloted By Russian Mutant Midgets, Not Actual Aliens!!

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Russian Mutant Midget

What were three Russian mutant midgets doing on American soil? If you answered working in the sideshow of a circus you are wrong, ’cause they were piloting a UFO. And in case you wonder, no, I’m not kidding or drunk (yet).
In what appears to be a twist straight out of the TV series The X-Files, turns out that the alleged aliens from the Roswell UFO Incident are not even actual aliens but extremely deformed little people (Not actual picture above). Not only that, but according to investigative journalist Annie Jacobsen the UFO spacecraft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico was sent by the Russian government to spy on the US. Or something like that, I don’t know. Hit the break to read more.

UFOs Throughout History: UFOs And Bizarre-Looking Extraterrestrials Spotted In Paintings And Other Ancient Art!

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Virgin UFO

Magnets UFOs,  how do they work? Where do they come from? For many years people thought that the UFOs were military experiments, man-made experimental ships created by the Governments to outrun rival countries in a neverending arms race. To be honest, part of me thought that too. However, there are some who think that UFOs are actually extraterrestrial spacecraft that have been visiting Earth ever since the dawn of humanity and proof of this can be found in some ancient paintings and other representations. Which makes total sense to me,  ’cause back then they didn’t have cameras. Seriously, their idea of a Polaroid picture was a cartoonist midget in a box. It probably took about one hour to snap every photo!

UFOs of every possible shape can be seen in a wide variety of paintings, from different periods of the history, from ancient Sumerian engraved tablets to renaissance paintings and everything in between. Our extraterrestrial friends apparently have been spying on us since way before the invention of the camera.

Visit crystalinks.com to watch a whole lot more examples of ancient UFO activity while I go buy a vintage Polaroid camera.
UFO’s In Earth’s History

UPDATE: WTF!? They sold me a box with a small human skeleton inside!!

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