Oh My Gore!!: Severed Alien Arm Found On A Shore!!

Severed Alien Arm On The Beach!

What appears to be a severed arm washed up on a shore somewhere, what’s strange about it (besides the fact that it is not attached to the rest of its body) is that it doesn’t look like anything from this planet!
As you may have guessed, there is no information about the location of this beach or the actual date of the recording, all I know is the title of the video which is not really a big deal since you can read it yourself when you visit the page where the video is hosted at. Which brings me to the second point; I suppose the original poster(s) named the video “Severed alien arm found on the beach” because the arm did not look human to them but how do they know for sure this is in fact an alien arm? I mean, it could be an alien willy! I’ve never seen an actual alien in person, much less a naked one, I couldn’t tell. And that brings me to my third point; how do they know it even belongs to an alien!? It could be some mutated animal’s limb! And just for the record, this is not the first time that one of those dead things washes up on a shore. In July, 2008 the Montauk Monster was discovered in similar circumstances and then another one in Panama in 2009, this could be just another monster. Or rather, part of it.

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Life Possibly Found On Venus, Russian Scientist Said!!!

Life On Venus

Well it’s not official yet, but we’re getting there. I mean, at least NASA paved the way for it about a year ago so now it’s not a big surprise that life can be sustained in such a hostile environment.
Leonid Ksanfomaliti, a Russian scientist from the Space Research Institute at Russia’s Academy of Sciences found life on Venus. Yes, Folks, that’s the one planet with sulphuric acid clouds and a surface temperature that could melt lead!
Ksanfomaliti, who claims he spotted a disk, a black flap and even a scorpion on the surface of the planet, says these objects might actually be living creatures!!

Ksanfomaliti reanalyzed nearly 30-year-old images from a Venus mission made by the Soviet landing probe Venus-13 in 1982. He claims to have discovered several photographs featuring mysterious objects that he claims resemble a disk, a black flap and even a scorpion.

“Let’s boldly suggest that the objects’ morphological features would allow us to say that they are living,” Ksanfomaliti wrote.

You know, this whole thing reminds me of the time someone spotted an alien base on Mars on a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover.

Visit foxnews.com to read the entire article while I spot alien life forms in a slice of head cheese.
Russian scientist claims ‘signs of life’ on barren, boiling Venus

 

NASA Footage Reveals Cloaked UFO Parked Near Mercury!!

Mercury UFO

YES!! It’s another mysterious object photographed in space! But is this a follow up to the post about the Elenin-heaven-cube-of-Borg-Jesus? I’ll let you decide that.

So turns out that YouTuber siniXster was lurking at the SECCHI web page at  the Naval Research Laboratory web site when he saw this anomaly. At first it totally looks like your regular solar flare but when it hits the closest planet to the Sun something strange happens: A small portion of ‘emptiness’ just next to Mercury lights up somehow reacting to the solar flare! And since experts don’t have a valid explanation for this, therefore it must be aliens or so people think. I, for one, have no idea what to think. Really. One thing I can tell you though, is that I can recognize a lens flare, an internal reflection or any other lens aberration of that sort and that is not it!

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And The Plot Thickens!!: “Expert” Claims That Elenin Was Not Destroyed And In Reality Is A Giant Cubic Spaceship Rapidly Approaching Earth!!!!!

Cyborg Jesus Is Coming To Get Me!

What does Star Trek, the comet Elenin and the Bible have in common? If you were going to answer “Absolutely nothing!” you are wrong. Alex Collier, an extraterrestrial expert says that contrary to popular belief, Elenin was not completely destroyed 3 months ago and that in reality, Elenin is a massive cube-shaped space ship full of Borgs (yes, such as the ones from Star Trek) commanded by the God of the bible,  that, in actuality, is not God but G.O.D. (Which is short for Galactic Obliteration Device). Confused? Wait to hear this: The Elenin-GOD-cube-thing is coming to assimilate our souls and/or bodies into a twisted Borg version of the Heaven!!!1!!

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Mummy With A Giant Elongated Skull Found In Peru, Anthropologists Say It’s Not A Human Being!!!

Big Headed Mummy

A mummified humanoid creature with a big, oddly shaped skull was found in Peru. The creature’s head, being almost as big as its body, amazed anthropologists, who at first thought that it was a [deformed] child but then realized that the skull also has two large molars, which can only be found in adult humans. The archaeologists agreed: That is one ugly motherbleeper The creature is not human!!!

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In Soviet Russia UFOs Sight You: Iffy Frog-Like Alien Creature Found In Russia!!

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Frog Alien

Yes! Another one from Russia!! And surprisingly this guy kinda looks like the one from Brazil. Are they supposed to be both from the same alien race? That obviously means that either the Brazilian one is real or that this one is fake. But, supposing they both are real, what was this one doing in Russia? Isn’t Brazil a better place with better weather at this time of the year? The only reasonable explanation for that is that he likes freezing his balls off. I mean, just look at the plastic bag and the rope, he clearly is into kinky stuff!! Why else would he be wearing that?
This little pervert guy was found about two years ago in Petrozavodsk city near a UFO wreckage by a woman who kept him in a fridge ever since then. The body later was given to the Karelian Research Center of the Russian Academy of Sciences for analysis and no one heard from it again. Classic…


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Another Weird-Ass Alien Caught On Camera In Brazil, This One Was Fake Alive!!!

Brazil UFO AlienIt looks like Brazil have become a popular UFO hotspot over the last few days and not the good kind either. The number of  [fake] sightings went up in the last few weeks and this whole situation has me wondering whether this is a disinformation campaign or Brazilian aliens became an exploitation classic for Internet videos.
This new Brazilian alien, which totally looks like something straight out of Jim Henson’s workshop, unlike the last one I posted, is alive and kicking. The video shows the alien taking a few steps backwards and hiding behind a car towards the end. The quality of the video is quite bad and the sound of the video was replaced by a creepy music track but that’s not what made me suspect of the whole thing. Hit the break to watch the video and read an analysis.

Alien Photobomb: Gray Alien Accidentally Photographed In Brazilian Jungle!!!!

This is a photo of a gray alien and a mysterious blob of light photographed in the middle of the Brazilian jungle, photobombing this family photo. There is not a lot of context to it, so I have no idea what is really going on. All I can assume from the looks of it is that the bright light is a UFO and the gray alien is on vacation here on Earth. Or maybe it’s just badly shopped, I don’t know. One thing is sure: Look at the guy in yellow t-shirt, he totally looks like he saw something back there.

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