Archaeologists Discover A Bunch Of Archaic Gray Alien Memorabilia!!!

Ancient Gray Aliens

Ancient Aliens Guy

If you thought that the cheesy gray alien toys were a relatively new invention, think again! Archaeologists uncovered a bunch of old-as-hell gray alien memorabilia depicting things like gray aliens, UFOs and wormholes!
I am not completely sure if these are legitimate but then again I have no way of knowing/proving they aren’t. If they are though, this could constitute definitive proof that we have been visited by aliens in the past. Either that, or maybe I have a distant, ancient relative I did not know about. I mean, minus the lava lamp and the “I want to believe” posters that is exactly the kind of stuff you’ll find in my room! Just think about it for a second! That could have belonged to Ioannis Paranoicus from 300 B.C.!!!

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Mysterious Humming Metallic Boxes Are Appearing On West Coast Beaches!!!

Oregon Metal Box

After a streak of UFO sightings, what can only be described as humming metallic boxes began to appear all over the west coast beaches, particularly in the Oregon area. Nobody knows for sure the origin of these boxes, although locals suspect they are of extraterrestrial origin due to the recent UFO activity in the area.
These boxes don’t sport any visible openings and reportedly, are impossible to move due to their heavy weight. Also, despite the lack of any visible openings they emit a strange noise that witnesses describe as “wailing” or “humming” that seemingly annoys dogs and creeps the shit out of people. Humming, huh? Looks like someone lost their “toy” collection… If you know what I mean. :winkwink:  Hit the break to read more.

Life Possibly Found On Venus, Russian Scientist Said!!!

Life On Venus

Well it’s not official yet, but we’re getting there. I mean, at least NASA paved the way for it about a year ago so now it’s not a big surprise that life can be sustained in such a hostile environment.
Leonid Ksanfomaliti, a Russian scientist from the Space Research Institute at Russia’s Academy of Sciences found life on Venus. Yes, Folks, that’s the one planet with sulphuric acid clouds and a surface temperature that could melt lead!
Ksanfomaliti, who claims he spotted a disk, a black flap and even a scorpion on the surface of the planet, says these objects might actually be living creatures!!

Ksanfomaliti reanalyzed nearly 30-year-old images from a Venus mission made by the Soviet landing probe Venus-13 in 1982. He claims to have discovered several photographs featuring mysterious objects that he claims resemble a disk, a black flap and even a scorpion.

“Let’s boldly suggest that the objects’ morphological features would allow us to say that they are living,” Ksanfomaliti wrote.

You know, this whole thing reminds me of the time someone spotted an alien base on Mars on a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover.

Visit foxnews.com to read the entire article while I spot alien life forms in a slice of head cheese.
Russian scientist claims ‘signs of life’ on barren, boiling Venus

 


Mummy With A Giant Elongated Skull Found In Peru, Anthropologists Say It’s Not A Human Being!!!

Big Headed Mummy

A mummified humanoid creature with a big, oddly shaped skull was found in Peru. The creature’s head, being almost as big as its body, amazed anthropologists, who at first thought that it was a [deformed] child but then realized that the skull also has two large molars, which can only be found in adult humans. The archaeologists agreed: That is one ugly motherbleeper The creature is not human!!!

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In Soviet Russia UFOs Sight You: Iffy Frog-Like Alien Creature Found In Russia!!

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Frog Alien

Yes! Another one from Russia!! And surprisingly this guy kinda looks like the one from Brazil. Are they supposed to be both from the same alien race? That obviously means that either the Brazilian one is real or that this one is fake. But, supposing they both are real, what was this one doing in Russia? Isn’t Brazil a better place with better weather at this time of the year? The only reasonable explanation for that is that he likes freezing his balls off. I mean, just look at the plastic bag and the rope, he clearly is into kinky stuff!! Why else would he be wearing that?
This little pervert guy was found about two years ago in Petrozavodsk city near a UFO wreckage by a woman who kept him in a fridge ever since then. The body later was given to the Karelian Research Center of the Russian Academy of Sciences for analysis and no one heard from it again. Classic…


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Another Weird-Ass Alien Caught On Camera In Brazil, This One Was Fake Alive!!!

Brazil UFO AlienIt looks like Brazil have become a popular UFO hotspot over the last few days and not the good kind either. The number of  [fake] sightings went up in the last few weeks and this whole situation has me wondering whether this is a disinformation campaign or Brazilian aliens became an exploitation classic for Internet videos.
This new Brazilian alien, which totally looks like something straight out of Jim Henson’s workshop, unlike the last one I posted, is alive and kicking. The video shows the alien taking a few steps backwards and hiding behind a car towards the end. The quality of the video is quite bad and the sound of the video was replaced by a creepy music track but that’s not what made me suspect of the whole thing. Hit the break to watch the video and read an analysis.

Alien Photobomb: Gray Alien Accidentally Photographed In Brazilian Jungle!!!!

This is a photo of a gray alien and a mysterious blob of light photographed in the middle of the Brazilian jungle, photobombing this family photo. There is not a lot of context to it, so I have no idea what is really going on. All I can assume from the looks of it is that the bright light is a UFO and the gray alien is on vacation here on Earth. Or maybe it’s just badly shopped, I don’t know. One thing is sure: Look at the guy in yellow t-shirt, he totally looks like he saw something back there.

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7500+ People Sign A Petition Asking The White House To Disclose Extraterrestrial Contact & UFO Phenomena!!!

Aliens In The Government!

Yes Folks, we are one step closer to total UFO disclosure! Will it happen this time? Probably not Only time will tell. 7500+  People signed a petition asking President Obama and the White House to disclose all things UFO once and for all. The number of signatures needed was originally 5000 but as soon the the petition reached that number (in only 5 days!!!!1!!) the White House increased the number of signatures needed to 25000. Which is bullshit if you ask me. Totally reminds me of that guy playing cards who loses and then begs for a “two out of three” and then loses again and wants a “three out of five” and then he won’t pay his lost bets and–DAMMIT SPENCER I WANT MY MONEY!!!  :-x
Gambling debts aside, this is not the first time the US government would be releasing classified information. As y’all know seven months ago the US government released the IRL-X-Files, only after the governments of UK and New Zealand released theirs.

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