Category Archives: Accidents

Meteor UFO Crashes And Burns In South Carolina, Someone Gets It On Tape!!!

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UFO Crash

If you ever wondered if aliens have drunk driving accidents, here’s a video to prove that their ability to pilot a UFO is severely diminished by a few shots of galactic vodka.  Or at least that is what your humble Paranoid Blogger thinks. I mean, why else would they crash? They clearly are a race thousands of years more advanced than us humans, they had more than enough time to learn how to drive properly those things. I mean, they gotta be piss-ass drunk to crash those UFOs like that!
Unless of course that is not an alien spaceship but a meteor, in which case, I suppose it’s a fairly normal occurrence. Read more about it after the break.

‘Halo’ UFO Sighted In Russia Turns Out To Be Another Failed Satellite!

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Meridian Satellite Halo UFO

If by now you haven’t realized that there is some really wacky shit going on with satellites this days, here is another one to convince you that 3 satellites falling in the last 4 months (and another one about to fall) is not exactly a “normal” situation.
This time it’s Meridian, a communications satellite that was launched last Friday and failed to reach orbit. Kaputnik Meridian fell back to Earth, just like the other two satellites. Except this one landed in the middle of a populated area; a Siberian village, thank God no one was injured but there is property damage.
But hey, at least two people got it on camera, needless to say, they mistaken it for a UFO!

Hit the break to read more about the Meridian communications satellite and watch two videos of its alleged reentry.

Could Extraterrestrials Be Behind The Nuclear Incident At Fukushima?

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Handout satellite image of Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant after earthquake and tsunami

All this time we all thought that the Illuminati or some other group of secretly associated fat cats were behind the  nuclear incident at the Fukushima nuclear power plant but what if they weren’t behind it? What if they had nothing to do with what happened to the Daiichi nuclear power plant?
Think about it for a minute. Why would they screw with their own habitat? Sure, they can leave the planet in an escape pod when they are done with it. But where would they go? Mars? Venus? God knows where is the nearest habitable planet and who or what populates it!
You know what makes a whole lot more sense? ALIENS!!!  What if the incident at Japan’s Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant  is an elaborate alien plot to depopulate Earth? Hit the break and find out more.


Roswell UFO Was Piloted By Russian Mutant Midgets, Not Actual Aliens!!

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Russian Mutant Midget

What were three Russian mutant midgets doing on American soil? If you answered working in the sideshow of a circus you are wrong, ’cause they were piloting a UFO. And in case you wonder, no, I’m not kidding or drunk (yet).
In what appears to be a twist straight out of the TV series The X-Files, turns out that the alleged aliens from the Roswell UFO Incident are not even actual aliens but extremely deformed little people (Not actual picture above). Not only that, but according to investigative journalist Annie Jacobsen the UFO spacecraft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico was sent by the Russian government to spy on the US. Or something like that, I don’t know. Hit the break to read more.

Archaeological Expedition Seeks The Truth UFO Evidence In Alleged UFO Crash Site In New Mexico

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New Mexico UFO Crash Site
Not actual UFO crash site in the picture.

UFOs and extraterrestrials have been visiting Earth since God knows when, nobody really knows for sure but we’ve all seen the evidence in the form of blurry photographs, crappy drawings and sober[ish] witness recounts. We’ve seen also the physical evidence; Artifacts and gizmos allegedly coming from alien spacecrafts, some of them recovered from UFO crashes. And that, my Paranoid Friends, brings me to my point:  Extraterrestrials are lousy drivers There must be a lot of evidence buried from past crashes. If you think about it, just like drunk humans driving cars, extraterrestrials must have also, crashes and whatnot, with the exception that extraterrestrials drove UFOs long before us humans drove cars. Or so the folklore say, I’m not really sure since when they are actually probing visiting us. Under this premise a bunch of archaeologists decided to go down to New Mexico and dig out a crashed UFO. The expedition was sponsored by the Sci-Fi Channel and seeks to prove once and for all that we are being visited by Extraterrestrials.

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I Told Them To Get a Designated Driver: Triangle UFO Crashed Near Fresno, CA. + Video!

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Triangle UFO

This might well be a proof that [some] UFOs are man-made and not of extraterrestrial origin as we all believed previously. And I don’t want to say that every UFO ever sighted is man-made, cause we also might be visited by extraterrestrial civilizations, but this one in particular seems a lot like it’s not out of this world. This past August 22nd, a triangle shaped UFO was struggling to keep in the air, when the ship finally crashed in the mountains, a team of shady, government-type vehicles were seen rushing to the crash site followed by a bright, blueish arc welding light as if they were doing repairs. Did I mentioned that the crash site was near a military base? no? Well, it was. If that is not proof enough that the ship is man-made, then I don’t know what are you expecting. They are not going to disclose this matter so easily.

Hit the break to read more about this incident and watch a worthwhile video of the ship.  

One Dead and 124 Injured in Plane Crash in Colombia, Airline Blames it on Lightning.

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Plane Crash

As you can tell from the photo above (provided by examiner.com) the plane reportedly broke in two pieces at the time of landing, only one person died (the other 124 are injured and 6 were unharmed). That’s almost miraculous. From the pictures it almost looks like everyone died! Also, I thought planes were protected against lightnings! What’s the point of flying on a lightning rod full of super-volatile fuel? I’d rather ride a car than a plane. Really. I don’t care what’s your argument, falling from like 10000 ft sitting on a bunch of super-volatile fuel is not the same as crashing at 60 mph into a tree or even another car going at the same speed. At least my corpse would be recognizable.

Hit the break for more info and a stunning video!

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