Supernatural Hole Discovered In Eastern Washington!!

Eastern Washington Hole

Holes are found literally everywhere. Life is all about holes. You eat through a hole, you poop through a hole, you listen through two [ear] holes on either side of your head (unless you are deaf, of course), there’s a hole in your bathtub to drain the water at the end of your bath, there are holes in the streets (the manholes) and there are even holes in space (the black holes).
But one of the most enigmatic holes I’ve heard about lately is one located in Eastern Washington. This hole is like a cross between the Micmac cemetery from Pet Sematary and a bottomless pit. Some people think it’s the entrance to a secret military base, others that it is the entrance to a secret UFO base. Truth is, no one really knows, soon after the existence of the Eastern Washington hole went public it suddenly vanished from the face of the Earth! That, however, didn’t stop some people from claiming that they have seen and measured the hole, that appears to actually not have a bottom! Did I mention it Is surrounded by UFO activity and resurrects dead pets? Hit the break to watch a very worthwhile video.

Meteor UFO Crashes And Burns In South Carolina, Someone Gets It On Tape!!!

UFO Crash

If you ever wondered if aliens have drunk driving accidents, here’s a video to prove that their ability to pilot a UFO is severely diminished by a few shots of galactic vodka.  Or at least that is what your humble Paranoid Blogger thinks. I mean, why else would they crash? They clearly are a race thousands of years more advanced than us humans, they had more than enough time to learn how to drive properly those things. I mean, they gotta be piss-ass drunk to crash those UFOs like that!
Unless of course that is not an alien spaceship but a meteor, in which case, I suppose it’s a fairly normal occurrence. Read more about it after the break.

Someone Is Taking The Humming Metallic Boxes Away!! But WHO!?

Humming Metal Boxes

Last week I published a post about a bunch of mysterious metallic boxes mysteriously popping up all over the west coast, particularly around Oregon. As I mentioned earlier, said boxes produced a distinct hum, almost like a ghostly wail. The boxes were also extremely hard to move, but apparently not impossible, because someone has been stealing them!

At first I was a little skeptic about these boxes, because after all, no other  news agency mentions them, but three days ago, Jason, one of our Paranoid viewers confirmed the existence of these boxes in the comments section of the post where I talk about them. Not only that, but he also wants to know who is stealing them? Well, Jason, your question may be answered after the break. SPOILER: It’s not.


UFO Sighted Over The London Thames Estuary!!

Thames Estuary UFO

This strange-looking contraption was sighted hovering over the Thames Estuary, where someone caught it on tape and uploaded it to YouTube. The object doesn’t make any sound, it doesn’t make any movements, it doesn’t do anything. As a matter of a fact I have no idea what the hell I am looking at. Could be a boat for all that we know. The only problem with that theory though, is that most boats are not covered to the teeth in headlights, and if they were they wouldn’t shine so brightly that your eyeballs would melt if you stared directly at them for a long period of time. Not to mention the size of those lights, I mean, they are huge! Why would a boat even need  headlights so big? Let alone a bunch of them! I guess we will never know. Hit the break to watch the video in question and learn more.

Mysterious Humming Metallic Boxes Are Appearing On West Coast Beaches!!!

Oregon Metal Box

After a streak of UFO sightings, what can only be described as humming metallic boxes began to appear all over the west coast beaches, particularly in the Oregon area. Nobody knows for sure the origin of these boxes, although locals suspect they are of extraterrestrial origin due to the recent UFO activity in the area.
These boxes don’t sport any visible openings and reportedly, are impossible to move due to their heavy weight. Also, despite the lack of any visible openings they emit a strange noise that witnesses describe as “wailing” or “humming” that seemingly annoys dogs and creeps the shit out of people. Humming, huh? Looks like someone lost their “toy” collection… If you know what I mean. :winkwink:  Hit the break to read more.

Oh My Gore!!: Severed Alien Arm Found On A Shore!!

Severed Alien Arm On The Beach!

What appears to be a severed arm washed up on a shore somewhere, what’s strange about it (besides the fact that it is not attached to the rest of its body) is that it doesn’t look like anything from this planet!
As you may have guessed, there is no information about the location of this beach or the actual date of the recording, all I know is the title of the video which is not really a big deal since you can read it yourself when you visit the page where the video is hosted at. Which brings me to the second point; I suppose the original poster(s) named the video “Severed alien arm found on the beach” because the arm did not look human to them but how do they know for sure this is in fact an alien arm? I mean, it could be an alien willy! I’ve never seen an actual alien in person, much less a naked one, I couldn’t tell. And that brings me to my third point; how do they know it even belongs to an alien!? It could be some mutated animal’s limb! And just for the record, this is not the first time that one of those dead things washes up on a shore. In July, 2008 the Montauk Monster was discovered in similar circumstances and then another one in Panama in 2009, this could be just another monster. Or rather, part of it.

Hit the break to watch an unnecessarily graphic video that cannot be unseen.

Giant-Ass Mother Ship Caught On Camera Hovering Over Peru!!!

UFO Mother Ship (Peru)

If you were still wondering whether or not we are going to get invaded by an alien race  this year (that, may or may not butt-probe you to death), here is a little something to remind you that our alien overlords are already here and they are just waiting for the perfect moment to say “hi” attack!
This is the video of a behemothic space ship hovering over the Peruvian city of Guancayo and I would say that this is some sort of CGI contraption, because after all, it is some very “in-your-face” evidence (compared to the encounters of the blurry kind we normally see) but then after analyzing the video I noticed that it interacts with the environment! It passes right though the clouds and drags some of them behind itself! Which -I’m told- is very hard to convincingly simulate in computer graphics.
Hit the break to watch a very worthwhile video!

 

New Megabacteria Resistant To Almost All Antibiotics Found In Antarctic Seawater

Superbugs!

Just when you thought that the weaponized bird flu was the worst infection that humanity could face this year THEY FIND A NEW ONE!!!!  :-x Yeah, ’cause they know you’ve been sleeping well lately, you need a new reason to keep you up at night. Here it is: It’s called  CTX-M.
This one was found in seawater near the the coasts of Chile, and is resistant to nearly all antibiotics, if not all of them.
Now, I don’t know much about viruses and such but, if this thing was found in seawater, can’t it infect fish and other seafood? Could this be the cause of the mysterious fish deaths from 1 year ago? And even if the fish are immune to this thing, what if the fish can carry the bacteria and infect a person when they eat the meat?  8-O

Hit the break to learn more.

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