Global Cooling: Arctic Ice Cap 60% Bigger Than Last Year! Confused? You’re Not The Only One.

Global Cooling Icecaps Growing

Do you remember that one post about the Arctic ice cap almost gone? Well, this post is going to tell you the exact opposite, the polar caps are not melting but growing at an exponential rate! And I don’t know you, Folks, but I am confused. Should I, or should I not start running in circles, waving my arms in the air in complete and utter panic? Should I start praying to St. Potato? What the hell do I do? On one hand they say the polar caps are melting, on the other, that they aren’t. Which one is it!?  8-O  Do I buy a boat or a shit-ton of winter clothes? Hit the break to get further confused.

A chilly Arctic summer has left nearly a million more square miles of ocean covered with ice than at the same time last year – an increase of 60 per cent.

The rebound from 2012’s record low comes six years after the BBC reported that global warming would leave the Arctic ice-free in summer by 2013.

Instead, days before the annual autumn re-freeze is due to begin, an unbroken ice sheet more than half the size of Europe already stretches from the Canadian islands to Russia’s northern shores.

The Northwest Passage from the Atlantic to the Pacific has remained blocked by pack-ice all year. More than 20 yachts that had planned to sail it have been left ice-bound and a cruise ship attempting the route was forced to turn back.

Some eminent scientists now believe the world is heading for a period of cooling that will not end until the middle of this century – a process that would expose computer forecasts of imminent catastrophic warming as dangerously misleading.

The disclosure comes 11 months after The Mail on Sunday triggered intense political and scientific debate by revealing that global warming has ‘paused’ since the beginning of 1997 – an event that the computer models used by climate experts failed to predict.

In March, this newspaper further revealed that temperatures are about to drop below the level that the models forecast with ‘90 per cent certainty’.

The pause – which has now been accepted as real by every major climate research centre – is important, because the models’ predictions of ever-increasing global temperatures have made many of the world’s economies divert billions of pounds into ‘green’ measures to counter climate change.

Those predictions now appear gravely flawed.

Gravely flawed!? This is worst than the freaking weather forecast!!

Visit dailymail.co.uk to read the whole thing while I take an umbrella and wear summer clothes to go outside, ’cause the weather forecast sucks that bad:
And now it’s global COOLING! Record return of Arctic ice cap as it grows by 60% in a year

Special thanks to James Hemingway for the tip

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