Maximum Paranoid Alert: Snowden Warns Us About Imminent Solar Flare That Will Destroy Half The Globe!

Edward Snowden's Killer Solar Flare

This is Edward Snowden, and unless you’ve been living living under a rock for the past few days you know who he is. For those of you who have been living under a rock though, let me introduce him to you: Edward Snowden is a former technical contractor who worked for the National Security Agency (NSA) and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). But why is he famous? Well, it turns out that good ol’ Eddie leaked important documents from both agencies to the general public and now he’s a wanted fugitive. And as it turns out, one of those leaked details may particularly concern you ’cause it’s about certain shit hitting certain fan. Ohh nothing much, just the death of hundreds of millions of people… you know the every day cataclysm.
Why should we believe this guy? ‘Cause all the information he leaked so far has been as legit as it can be so even tho this sounds fairly far-fetched, I don’t want to take chances with something like that because, well,  it’s the end of the world a massive cataclysm we’re talking about here .

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MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, hacker-fugitive and former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor, revealed Tuesday that a series of solar flares is set to occur in September, killing hundreds of millions of people. Documents provided by Snowden prove that, as of 14 years ago, Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) remote viewers knew that the event was inevitable. Ever since, the world’s governments have quietly been trying to prepare for the sweeping global famine to result.

Speaking from his room at Sheremetyevo Airport’s Hotel Novotel, Snowden revealed that government preparations for September’s catastrophic solar flares have been “to only limited avail.” The flares’ results, he said, are known casually throughout the global intelligence community as “the killshot.”

“Killshot” huh?  :huh: That’s reassuring…

Remote viewers employed by the CIA’s Project Stargate use their ability to perceive geographically and chronologically distant events to protect America. Since 1999 they have known about the solar-flare event but have been threatened into silence by enforcers on the secret government’s payroll.

As a part of hiring Snowden as a contractor, the NSA granted the 30-year-old access to all communications on earth. Now he has provided The Internet Chronicle with top-secret Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) documents outlining just how terrible the solar flares’ results will be. In just two months, “the killshot” is set to disable all electronic food and water delivery systems.

Ever since the late 20th century, hundreds of millions of people have begun to rely on technological automation to enable their very lives. Solar flares release electromagnetic pulses, hazardous to electronic circuits. The smallest electronic circuits, such as those in computers’ central processing units, will be the most vulnerable.

“The massive electromagnetic pulse from the solar flares, or ‘the killshot,’ will shutter most of the world’s electrical systems,” said Snowden. “The Americans whose lives are most at risk are the elderly and the infirmed, those who depend on technology to enable their receiving home care or life-sustaining medical treatment.”

Now, to add a little more weight to this apparently outlandish prediction you have to consider that we, at Paranoid news have been waiting for a massive solar flare for at least 3 years now. In fact most scientific forecasts for such an event converge somewhere between 2012 and 2014. And if you don’t believe me you can read any of these posts:

So, as you can see it’s not just Snowden’s paranoia. However, as with every prediction or prophecy I post here, my advice is: take it with a grain of salt. Don’t go around spending all your money or go to booze-fueled “end-of-the-world-parties” because you’re sure that the world is going to end soon just ’cause you read it in some shitty Internet tabloid. If Snowden was an agent of disinformation and all this was bullshit you are going to feel really stupid in October.

After reading dozens of predictions and prophecies that never came true posted on this Blog I am a little skeptic about whatever you have to say about future events because time and time again it’s been proven that it ain’t working, you just can’t predict the future! Which brings me to my last point; What if he was right, but not ’cause he was magically foreseeing future events but because he knows about the ultimate false flag perpetrated by HAARP and they are planning to fry all the electronics around the world! Just think about it!

Visit to read more about it while I stuff all my vital electronics into my microwave oven ’cause I’m too stupid to build a proper Faraday cage!
Edward Snowden: Solar-Flare ‘Killshot’ Cataclysm Imminent

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3 thoughts on “Maximum Paranoid Alert: Snowden Warns Us About Imminent Solar Flare That Will Destroy Half The Globe!


    October 13th began with an explosion on the sun. At 00:43 UT, sunspot AR1865 erupted, producing an M1-class solar flare and an Earth-directed CME.
    Based on the approximate speed of the expanding cloud, between 600 km/s and 800 km/s, it will probably reach Earth on Oct. 15-16. Polar geomagnetic storms are possible when the CME arrives.

    Toedoelooo madafakers!

  2. In the circle of Falun Dafa practitioners, we know the catastrophic event resulting in disintegrating hundreds of millions bad people in the world along time ago. The event is definitely happen in the near future, but no one knows the exact time of happening except the Great Universe Creator. I can guest it will happen in mid-end of the Autumn this year or near future year, but I can’t know the exact time. Recent foreseeing (08 July 2013) in celestial eye of one practitioner is also mentioned about the reaction with the Sun when the catastrophic event happens:, that is coincided with what Snowden leaked. Therefore, I also guest (only guest, not affirm) this catastrophic event will happen in mid-end of this autumn (maybe at the end of September or early October 2013).
    The term “end of the world” has been spread all over since many years ago in many prophecies and predictions, that is benevolence of the Gods to warn people about the inevitable dire catastrophe, but why it still has not happened? In my opinions and perception at my level, human civilization have suffered many destructive cycles in the past (that you could find many evidences known to human today in the world) and the current civilization will also face with the end of its cycle. This civilization cycle was to be arranged to end in December 2012, however, the Great Universe Creator has extended the time for human in order to have more people saved. However, the extention time is limited and the catastrophic event may happen at any moment in the near furture.
    At the moment in this world only Falun Dafa ( could save people. In order to save yourselves, remember to regularly chant the mantra: ” Falun Dafa is good, Truthfulness Benevolence Forbearance is good” so that you could remember it and when the catastrophic event happens you can speak it out and the Great Universe Creator will save you and enable you to step into the new era.

    We don’t need anything from you, we only want you to be saved and have the better future. Trust in Falun Dafa, you don’t lose anything. We only ask you to release the bad habits, bad characteristics, disintegrate the bad thoughts, bad ideas in your mind, elevate your moral behaviour and become good people, better people according to the standard of the universe properties: Truthfulness, Benevolence, Forbearance, so that you could have the better life in the future.
    Remember it and it may be the last chance for you to be survived.

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