Uncle Sam Wants You Dead!!: The US Government Has A Secret Kill List!!!!1!!!!!!!

Uncle Sam Wants You Dead

I bet you remember that guy who scratched your car door with a key. Or that co-worker who stole your stapler at the office. Or even that one bastard who always farts in the elevator and makes a 5-floor-ride a living hell! And you know why? ‘Cause you probably have a black list. We all do. Some of us write it down, others just trust their memory but we all have a list of people we’d like to get back at for things they did to us and Uncle Sam is not the exception. Although, if you happen to be in Uncle Sam’s list, you are getting more than just a flaming bag of poop on your door step. That’s right, Folks, the US government’s black list is an assassination list!!! The people in that list are bound to be killed without trial or any kind of regulation. It is not disclosed who is in charge of the death list or who decides who goes on it, everything related to that list is secret and shady. Just like my Internet history.

Hit the break to watch the news piece with bonus police brutality footage.

Video courtesy of YouTube user MOXNEWSd0tCOM

Very nice, America, veeeery nice. Whatever happened to those good ol’ days? Oh, that’s right, NWO happened!! :disapprove:

While you watch and weep, I will be reviewing my list to see who gets his house TP’d and who gets the poop bags this Halloween.

Post illustration courtesy of holytaco.com.

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One thought on “Uncle Sam Wants You Dead!!: The US Government Has A Secret Kill List!!!!1!!!!!!!

  1. Even if I don’t trust MOX News, this footage is sickening just like those other many videos circulating the Web featuring more police abusing there authority in the Wall Street protests.
    But a black list is too much, and excusing themselves while creating a bunch of people who are killed outside of the State’s regulations without their side of the story. Its inexcusable behavior but unfortunately that’s how they maintain their power over Us, the regular folk.

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