I don’t want you to get Paranoid and panic, Folks, but a new virus has been found! And it’s the biggest virus ever discovered!!! The good news is that they (the scientists) don’t know how it will kill you (yet), so you can breath easy. At least until they find out a good use for it which one exactly is the horrible disease this shit causes. The Megavirus, which is how the scientists called the new bug (wow, really? That’s like… SO ORIGINAL. Now get those asses to work on a mega-vaccine) is just slightly bigger than the previous record-holder; The Mimivirus, a pneumonia-causing pathogen that was discovered back in 1992. The Megavirus also  holds the record for the biggest virus genome ever recorded, with 1,259,197 base pairs. 77,793 More than the Mimivirus! HOLY SHIT! I can already guess what this one will cause. SPOILER: Some incurable zombie disease!

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So there you have it, Folks, if you see some kind of  zombie invasion starting in the coast of Chile, you read it here first: It was because of the Megavirus Chilensis!!! If nothing happens then you read it somewhere else.

Visit english.ntdtv.com to view and read the original article while I roll in disinfectant for the rest of the day.
Scientists Discover Mega Virus

Image courtesy of popsci.com. You can find that article right HERE