We’ve all heard of cattle mutilation but what about cattle insemination? Sounds nasty, but that’s exactly what allegedly happened in a South American village, after a UFO was sighted wandering the skies the night the poor ugly swine bastard was born.

The little piggy, who did not feel well enough to go to the market, probably stayed at home and creeped out everyone there, leaving them scarred for life. Well, at least there is one good side to this story; no one was mutilated and everyone lived happily ever after. Except the little piggy.

Hit the break to read more and be severely disturbed by a video of the mutant-alien-pig-thing.

Residents of the South American village have decided that the pig’s odd human-shaped head is the doing of visitors from outer space, after strange bright lights were spotted hovering in the sky on the night of its birth.

The poor pig, which is one of a litter of 11, has been described as looking like a cross between a human and something from the Alien movies.

Farmer Laureano Escobar Arias said: ‘I was shocked – it was a really terrifying experience.

‘It looked like some kind of alien creature.’

However, local health officials have suggested that there are more earthly reasons for the pig’s appearance.

‘We don’t know for certain but it could have been caused by a genetic problem or by environmental pollution,’ one commented.

A bit closer to home, pathologists are investigating a series of animal mutilations in Wales, with aliens once again the suspected culprits.

It is thought that the surgical-style injuries are too sophisticated for other animals to cause and, once again, bright lights were seen near the scene.

Video courtesy of YouTube user StephenHannardADGUK

Why thanks, I wasn’t having enough nightmares! That’s exactly what I needed. More visions of horribly deformed pigs inside my head.
There is no word on how the UFO actually looked like or if it landed somewhere so I have no idea how this really happened or whether it was actual artificial insemination, an episode of alien bestiality or some kind of radiation what made the poor animal that ugly.

Visit metro.co.uk to view the original article while I order a shipload of dream catchers. You know, for the nightmares I am going to have from this.
Aliens have been blamed for the freakish appearance of a pig born in the remote village of Santa Cruz El Chol in Guatemala.