Roswell UFO Was Piloted By Russian Mutant Midgets, Not Actual Aliens!!

Russian Mutant Midget

What were three Russian mutant midgets doing on American soil? If you answered working in the sideshow of a circus you are wrong, ’cause they were piloting a UFO. And in case you wonder, no, I’m not kidding or drunk (yet).
In what appears to be a twist straight out of the TV series The X-Files, turns out that the alleged aliens from the Roswell UFO Incident are not even actual aliens but extremely deformed little people (Not actual picture above). Not only that, but according to investigative journalist Annie Jacobsen the UFO spacecraft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico was sent by the Russian government to spy on the US. Or something like that, I don’t know. Hit the break to read more.

The world famous Roswell ‘incident’ was no UFO but rather a Russian spacecraft with ‘grotesque, child-size aviators’ developed in human experiments by Nazi doctor and war criminal Josef Mengele, according to a theory floated by investigative journalist Annie Jacobsen.

Her book, Area 51: An Uncensored History of America’s Top Secret Military Base, is about the secretive Nevada base called Area 51. One chapter offers the new Roswell theory, citing an anonymous source who says Joseph Stalin recruited Mengele and sent the craft into US air space in 1947 to spark public hysteria.


Clifford Clift of the Mutual UFO Network, or MUFON, in Greeley, Colorado, said he has not seen Jacobsen’s book but has read other articles that suggest the Roswell incident involved German technology.

“After researching the claim, I found little truth in this theory,” he said. “It is a stretch. One of my concerns is if they wanted to create panic, why in New Mexico and not New York where there are more people to panic? I would suggest it is another conspiracy theory and, heavens, MUFON knows about conspiracy theories. They do sell books.”

Considering that the Roswell UFO incident had very few witnesses and that even fewer survive to this date (or remain not senile lucid enough to give reliable accounts) I think that it is very hard or rather impossible to prove any theory about what the hell happened back in 1947. It is clear that something crashed in Roswell, whether it is a UFO with grossly deformed mutant midgets or just a weather balloon or maybe even actual aliens.¬†And if all of this is real, could this event be somehow related to the alleged future alien false flag attack that the NWO architects are supposedly planning? Just something to think about. In any case we will have to wait till they (The aliens) decide to make contact and we’ll have to ask them if it was one of their ships, until then, it’s all speculation and stories.

Visit to read the entire article while I abduct midgets from the local circus sideshow and make them pass as stranded aliens that ran out of gas and need money to fill up the tank.
Roswell UFO piloted by Russian mutant midgets

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