The end of the World may come earlier than you think. That is, according to Harold Camping, a Christian radio broadcaster who predicted that the World is not going to end in December, 2012 but in roughly ten days. That’s right, May 21st is the new doomsday date! Well, not doomsday doomsday. I actually meant rapture doomsday, because doomsday doomsday comes 5 months afterwards, in October. October 21st to be precise. So you may want to start to repent for your sins now, before it’s too late or maybe grab a scrying mirror and make a long distance call to hell to reserve a good spot, cause after God pulls those 44000 lucky bastards to heaven and the world ends, hell is going to be a very crowded place, I assure you (Just do the math: 6,775,235,700 – 44000=6,775,191,700).

Hit the break to read more, watch a video and repent of your sins! 

May 21, 2011 will mark the second coming of Christ, or at least that’s what some Christian groups believe.

The date was calculated by Harold Camping, the leader of an independent Christian ministry called Family Radio Worldwide, which is based in Oakland, Calif. Camping’s date is based on his interpretation of the Bible.

Camping, 89, says the Bible acts as a calendar by which the dates of prophecies can be calculated. “Beyond the shadow of a doubt, May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment,” he told the AP.

This is not the first time someone makes an attempt at trying to predict the end of the World. Many people earlier have done this and failed miserably. Examples are  december 1999, 2007, 06/06/2006 and september 1994, that last one brought to you by the same guy who predicted the 2011 rapture. Why should we fall for it this time? My answer is: It’s not gonna happen this time either Just in case.

In the meanwhile, I leave you with this quote, from Matthew 24:36 (King James Version):

36But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Visit huffingtonpost.com to read the entire article:
May 21, 2011: Judgment Day Rumors Spread Across The US

Or, visit ebiblefellowship.com to read more about why and how they are so sure it is going to go down on May 21st: Judgment Day! May 21, 2011

And, before you get ready those cyanide pills, you may also want to check this:
Library of Date Setters of The End of the World!!!, With over 200 failed doomsday predictions! Sponsored by I can’t believe it’s not rapture!

Now, while you read and repent, I will be incinerating 20 tons of hardcore pr0n, two inflatable girlfriends and 25 crates of booze to buy a third class ticket to heaven. Just in case.