First digital, then bankruptcy and now Indonesian! Yes my dear Paranoid Freaks! Crop circles are not exclusive of Britain anymore! Cause turns out that in a hamlet of Sleman, Yogyakarta (Don’t look at me, that’s what the article said the town was called) someone spotted a crop circle in field of rice! That’s right, not a wheat crop but a rice crop! Way to break the tradition! I’m baffled.

Read more after the break.

Found in a rice field in a hamlet of Sleman, Yogyakarta, the crop circle consists of triangles and circles with a diameter of about 70 meters. While some observes say the shapes are manmade, local scientists and government officials are struggling for a concrete explanation, leaving UFO enthusiasts murmuring of extraterrestrials.

The pattern was first reported by a farmer, Tukiman, on Sunday at 6 a.m. His story drew hordes of people, causing heavy traffic congestion in the region. Enthusiastic locals all seem to have their own theory on the genesis of the mysterious occurrence.

Others noted the pattern’s unique symbology. “This particular crop circle is fascinating because of its striking resemblance to the muladhara chakra — one of the basic chakras in Tantric Hinduism,” Perdana told local news agency kompas.com.

See? I wasn’t lying, hamlet of Sleman, Yogyakarta. I want to live in a Macbeth of Sleman, Snagglepussakarta tho, that would be so cool and classy! People would ask me: “Where do you live Jhonny?” and I’d be like: “In a bunker, just in case doomsday strikes, but I have bungalow  in a Macbeth of Sleman, Snagglepussakarta” Wouldn’t that sound really classy? Meh. Pffftt, you clearly know nothing about fancy lifestyles and stuff.

Visit  foxnews.com to read the entire article:
UFO Enthusiasts Abuzz Over Indonesian Crop Circles

While you read I will be looking for crop circles in my toilet. I shall call them “Crap Circles”.