Best UFO Footage Of The Year!: Dudley Dorito Is Back!

Dudley Dorito

Yes, that’s the best UFO footage we’ve had here this year (or ever on this Web Site, actually), as a matter of a fact, it’s so good that I think it could be fake! What am I talking about? A footage of our old friend Dudley Dorito, previously seen hovering over Tipton, West Midlands (That’s in United Kingdom by the way).
The footage appears to be recorded with some kind of night vision on, or so I presume, judging by the green-ish hue of the video. And yes, it still might be blurry, like most UFO sightings recorded on tape but the close up of the UFO looks fairly well defined and clear, so you can actually appreciate the shape of it and all its different parts. As a matter of a fact, if the video isn’t fake, I’d say this UFO is pretty much made on earth.

Hit the break to read more and watch the Dorito! (also make sure to bring your own guacamole ’cause I’m not sharing mine)

Security officer Glyn Richards was having a cigarette in the garden of his home in Coppice Lane, Quarry Bank, when he saw a mysterious object with flashing lights in the sky, appearing to travel towards Dudley from Halesowen.

Moments later, he said, another UFO with a steady white light appeared and seemed to chase it off.

“I never really believed in anything like that, but it was no helicopter or plane that I’ve ever seen,” said father-of-two Mr Richards, aged 33. “I had a perfect view of it for around 20 seconds. It had flashing red lights in the centre and white lights at the end. Then another thing with just a bright white light appeared and it looked like it scared it away as it shot off in a perfectly straight line.”

By now I bet you are dying to see the damn thing, so here it is:

Did you noticed the huge light coming from its center towards the end? It appears to cover most of it. Now, use a little bit your Paranoia imagination and picture the big light a little bigger. Are you thinking the same thing as me? If you are thinking “those breadcrumbs on the table look edible” then yes but another thing I was thinking about was that this could be the explanation to the star-like UFOs! Think about it! In a dark night and from the distance, all you would see is the light casted by the main thruster (or whatever the hell that shit is). Makes sense to me anyway.

If you got more information about this particular sighting or any more videos from different angles, please share them with us in the comments, cause I really want to know if this video is real.

Visit expressandstar.com to read more about this sighting while I go outside, trow Doritos and pretend they are UFOs.
New sighting of ‘Dudley Dorito’ UFO

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2 thoughts on “Best UFO Footage Of The Year!: Dudley Dorito Is Back!

  1. Its obviously an inflatable, posing as the Aroura jet. Like 99.9% of the UFO ‘footage’ posted on the net, it’s utter drivel and dissinformation. It’s the 0.01% thats really interesting.

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