Yes, it’s official this time! 3 gargantuan objects were spotted in outer space heading directly towards Earth. Nobody knows what these objects are except they are big (in the range of tens of kilometers). What everybody seems to agree on is that they could be of extraterrestrial origin! And guess what else!! They are planning to land on December 2012!!! Just like in the Mayan prophecy!!! HOLY F***ING ANCIENT PROPHECIES BATMAN!! Reminds me of the time I saw a giant UFO Mothership through my telescope and freaked out waking up the entire neighborhood. Turns out it was a spec of dust on the lens of the telescope . This ones are fo’ real though and promise to be the event of the century. Makes you think about that sudden decision of the UN to appoint an intergalactic ambassador.
Hit the break to read more about this strange objects and get incredibly Paranoid.
SETI Astrophysicist Craig Kasnov ( not to be confused with Craig Kasnoff ) has announced the approach to the Earth of 3 very large, very fast moving objects. The length of the “flying saucers” is in the range of tens of kilometers. Landing, according to calculations of scientists, should be in mid-December 2012. Date coincides with the end of the Mayan calendar. A few very large objects rapidly approaching the Earth – says SETI astrophysicist Craig Kasnov. Don’t take his word for it you can check it out for yourself. He recommends to go to the site http://www.sky-map.org/ and enter the coordinates of the giant UFO: 19 25 12 -89 46 03 – the first large object 16 19 35 -88 43 10 – a cylindrical object 02 26 39 -89 43 13 – the object as a circle
Unfortunately for me and for some of you, this objects can only be seen from the Southern Hemisphere, so those of you on the Southern Hemisphere with cameras do take some pictures for uncle Jhonny when the objects get close enough. And for those of you on the Northern Hemisphere, Kasnov gives us a very comforting advice:
In any case, the only thing we can do now – wait for it – says Kasnov. – Soon celestial objects will be visible in a good telescope.
Yeah, sure. Wait for it. Use your imagination and get even more Paranoid. All I can imagine right now in my mind is a full scale alien invasion like in the movies! Thanks Hollywood!
But if you are curious, as a matter of a fact some guy went that extra mile and drew a sketch of how the invader visitor ships should look like, just in case you are a bit too impatient to know what the hell those objects are.
Damn! With scary music and all! You sure know how to scare the shit out of us!
In the mean time, I will be keeping a close eye on this thing too, so do tune in to Paranoid News in the next months for more developments on this story!
Visit examiner.com to read the full story while I freak out and run in circles (excellent exercise, BTW, helps me keep in shape after a box of doughnuts and coffee)
3 Very Large Objects In Space Flying To Earth
Update: As I promised, I am following this story very closely, just a few hours after the initial post, I found this:
Giant spaceships to attack December 2012?
That’s the other side of the story. So are the alien ships real? That’s for you to decide.
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