
A new sinkhole, this time in Germany opened yesterday, the 130 feet wide crater formed at about 3 am, swallowing a car and part of a garage in the process. No people resulted injured but someone will have to walk to work.
Ok, does anyone else think this is odd? Like, really, really odd? You see, if you go to THIS page and click on “Precipitation”, you will notice that September and October (or “Oktober”, like the Germans like to call it) are relatively ‘dry’ months. So why is it that a sinkhole formed? Faulty drainage? You may also want to consider all this other sinkholes, which also formed recently. Coincidence? I don’t think so!
Hit the break to read more about it and watch a stunning video!
A large sinkhole measuring approximately 130 feet wide and 65 feet deep caved in overnight in the middle of a housing estate in Schmalkalden, central Germany.
There were no reported injuries with the hole swallowing a car as its only victim. For safety reasons, 25 residents from six nearby houses were evacuated.
The city’s mayor said the residents would be provided alternative accommodation until the situation is safe again, according to Channel 4 News.
It is unclear what caused the rock formations beneath the huge crater to break apart at around 3 a.m. local time when nearby residents reported hearing “unusual noises.”
“Unusual noises”
Something like: *crunch* *k-k-kr-tr-trkraaaaaaaaack!–BAAAAM!!!!!!* “OH SCHEISSE! MEIN WAGEN!!!” uhm… Sorry, I shouldn’t make fun. Anyhow, here’s the video, courtesy of Russia Today via YouTube.
Holy shit! That looks scary as hell! Not as scary as its Guatemalan cousin, but still pretty bad. Do you think they are all connected somehow? Could it be HAARP? Meteorites? My Paranoid Black Hole Theory? I honestly have no idea. If you noticed any connection, please feel free to contact me, cause I wanna know.
Visit theepochtimes.com to read the 8 words I left out of the blockquote see the original article.
Large Sinkhole in Germany
While you read and watch, I will be digging my own sinkhole in my backyard to bury my pr0n collection before Mom finds it. It no longer fits under the bed!


This looks like a job for Jessie Ventura … -Hello Governor, uh what? I got this number from the…- He hung up on me.
Don’t be silly, that’s not how you call him! You need the Jesse-signal!! Hang on… Ahh shit! I exchanged it for coffee! Ok, you go to Leroy and you tell him Jhonny sent you. Oh yes… you are going to have to pay the deposit.
Daz ez geaz de kreig happenin en real leif!