I drink an assload of coffee every day, so much that sometimes I can’t sleep at night. After a few hours of watching scrambled pr0n lolcats (I totally love cats!!), writing in my blog and playing XBox, I get sleepy and I hit the sack, just to hear the alarm clock to go to work a few moments later. Therefore, it’s perfectly normal for me to want to shoot the God damn thing when the  alarm goes off. Which I naturally do. I sleep with a .45 under the pillow.

Sometimes it can take a lot to wake up. Hey you’re tired out from all those late night FPS shooters, WOW sessions, Tweets and Facebook updates. But probably if you were trapped on an alien spacecraft with evil facehuggers plotting to implant alien embryos inside your body to later grow to maturity and burst from your chest… waking up would be easy. The Alien Hunt Alarm Clock tries to simulate these conditions in an effort to rouse you so you can get to work and not lose your job.

Trapped on an alien spacecraft with evil facehuggers plotting to implant alien embryos inside my body to later grow to maturity and burst from my chest, huh? Yep. That’s a damn good reason to wake up. Except I have enough reasons to wake up screaming already.

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The greenish egg on the top of this clock may look innocent until it’s time to wake up. When the alarm goes off a alien pops out of the egg with flashing red eyes and beings laughing evilly at you. Pick up the included laser pistol from your bedside table and blast the Alien into oblivion to shut it up. Hopefully by this time the adrenaline generated from possible alien extermination has roused you sufficiently to get in the shower.

Product Features

• Shoot the Alien to shut off the alarm
• Alien hatches from egg and taunts you blast him into oblivion with the light gun
• Includes light gun
• Designed in the UK
• Requires 5 x AAA batteries and 1 x LR44 Button Battery

I’ll blast the alien into oblivion alright, but I don’t think it’ll come back the next day (I’m going to use my .45 instead of the lazor gun).
The Alien Hunt Alarm Clock will set you back about 20 bucks but it’s currently out of stock (You may want to check Ebay, Amazon or the rest of the internets).

Image courtesy of thinkgeek.com, visit them to get your alarm clock (when it’s restocked)
Alien Hunt Alarm Clock

While you get yours, I will be pondering this issue. I mean, if I sleep with a toy gun under the pillow it won’t do shit to a vampire robot zombie burglar breaking into the bunker! On the other hand, a real gun will destroy the clock. Decisions, decisions.

Thanks to thejailbreak.com, which is where I saw this product.