Good news everybody! (BTW, I totally did not stole that from professor Farnsworth!) WW3 is over! and I didn’t even knew it ever started at all!
At least that is according to Harry Schultz, who claims World War III has ended even before it began. So if WW3 was one of those things that kept you awake at night (besides, of course, Coffee and credit card debts) then you will be glad you read this.  So, without further ado, I’ll let the block quote do the talking, because I suck at explanations. Like the time I tried to explain my Mother about the nudie magazines under the bed. I’m still grounded. 

Hit the break to find out how we didn’t perished in a nuclear fireball of doom. 

“I’m happy to announce the end of World War 3. The Iran war, which triggered World War Three, planned by the Pentagon and Mossad, has ended, actually before they began. It’s a first in history!

“How do I know this? Follow the money, not the propaganda. Four US banks are to open branches in Iran!…Citibank and Goldman Sachs are among the first applicants! Since Goldman Sachs is the alternate, or behind the scenes US government, as we all know, that name/news assured me of the good news.”
- Harry Schultz

I don’t know if I feel relieved or worried. You do realize that the tension keeps building up, right? So even though WW3 is done, WW4 is still cooking inside NWO‘s easy-bake oven! I wouldn’t get out of the bunker just yet if I were you.

Visit  dailykos.com to see the original article:
World War III is over!

Or go to YouTube to see the Keiser Report, with Max Keiser reporting the end of WW3:
Keiser Report: World War III is over!
Or the long-ass version, in case you got the time (trust me, it’s well worth it):
Keiser Report №80: Markets! Finance! Scandal!

Now, if you excuse me I will be digging a deeper hole bunker, because this, this is just the beginning of something far, far worst! Trust me!
And by the way, don’t think I forgot: Web Bot Was Wrong! In your binary face!!!

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