Somebody stabbed the internet and it’s bleeding! Yes my dear Paranoid Freaks, the slow [and I must say, also painful] death of the internet has begun. It all started with the Google-Verizon deal to end net neutrality a few months ago and now, along with yahoo, facebook and other major social networks they are taking the first steps towards a crappy internet that no one will want to use. No one with half a brain, that is. Perhaps someone with a quarter of a brain, but definitely not half.
And this is from the same people who brought you “The Phone Wiretap”, so expect some horrible shit as a result of this new move. Side effects may include but are not limited to: False imprisonment, waterboarding, brutal beatings by government thugs agents, lack of [free] speech and nausea.

Hit the break to learn more about how from now on your every move online is going to be monitored.

When the Cybersecurity Act was introduced by Senator John Rockefeller last year, he asked “Would it have been better if we’d have never invented the Internet?”.

Rockefeller’s legislation gives the president the ability to “declare a cybersecurity emergency” and shut down or limit Internet traffic in any “critical” information network “in the interest of national security.” The bill does not define a critical information network or a cybersecurity emergency. That definition would be left to the president, according to a Mother Jones report.

Provisions in the bill would also allow the federal government, via the DHS and the NSA, to tap into any digital aspect of every citizen’s information without a warrant. Banking, business and medical records would be wide open to inspection, as well as personal instant message and e mail communications – all in the name of heading off cyber attacks on the nation.

Provisions in the bill would also allow the federal government, via the DHS and the NSA, to tap into any digital aspect of every citizen’s information without a warrant. Banking, business and medical records would be wide open to inspection, as well as personal instant message and e mail communications – all in the name of heading off cyber attacks on the nation.

“Provisions in the bill”?  What about the Bill of Rights? You guys know that one!? Cause from here it seems like you don’t.

The Pentagon considers cyberspace a warfighting domain equal to land, sea, air and space. In 2003, the Pentagon classified the internet as an enemy “weapons system” requiring a “robust offensive suite of capabilities to include full-range electronic and computer network attack.” It has spent Billions of dollars building a super secret “National Cyber Range” in order to prepare for “Dominant Cyber Offensive Engagement”, which translates as control over “any and all” computers. The program has been dubbed “The Electronic Manhattan Project”.

I’m sorry, maybe I read wrong, did I read “the Pentagon classified the internet as an enemy “weapons system”” Do I look like a terrorist to you? As a matter of a fact, Have you ever visited a god damn chat room lately? does anyone there really seem dangerous at all to you? What are they going to do? Troll you to death? Call you gay until your eyes explode? Jeez… Admit it already, you are a bunch of voyeuristic control freaks with a wiretap fetish!
So what’s next? Brain wiretapping to monitor our thoughts?

Visit infowars.com to read more about Obama’s Internet Wiretap Move: Just One Small Facet Of Total Domination Project.

While you read and get paranoid, I will be wearing a metallic bucket hi-tech anti-wiretap helmet over my head, here, let me put it on. i cabm’t zee xhi6!1!11  Dammit! It doesn’t work.

Illustration by Lloyd Miller via villagevoice.com (Not the same source as the original article).