First off, I’m all about security. There’s nothing I hate more than terrorism. Or anal probes. Mostly terrorism. And yes, the thought of some yahoo with a bomb strapped to his ass blowing up inside or outside my house does bother me, a lot actually. But driving a giant-ass x-ray machine around, scanning the shit out of everything and giving cancer to everyone is just too much! Why in the hell would the government even consider doing that!? Can’t they use that one super-sensitive electronic nose to sniff away our butts looking for explosives and weapons? I guess it doesn’t cause enough cancer.
Next thing you know, is that the next trend in big brother security will be concentrated sulphuric acid. They will spray you with it and then, when you melt completely they will look for weapons in the soup that’s left of you and then they’ll go “AHA!! See? He had a gun!!  oh…  nevermind, it’s just a novelty toy”

Hit the break to learn more about big brother’s latest atrocity.

American Science & Engineering, a company based in Billerica, Massachusetts, has sold U.S. and foreign government agencies more than 500 backscatter x-ray scanners mounted in vans that can be driven past neighboring vehicles to see their contents, Joe Reiss, a vice president of marketing at the company told me in an interview. While the biggest buyer of AS&E’s machines over the last seven years has been the Department of Defense operations in Afghanistan and Iraq, Reiss says law enforcement agencies have also deployed the vans to search for vehicle-based bombs in the U.S.

“This product is now the largest selling cargo and vehicle inspection system ever,” says Reiss.

Here’s a video of how the van works:

I am sure you remember the incident about the guy who got his junk laughed at at some airport, now with the scatmatter backscatter van not only they gonna laugh at the size of your junk, but also at the size of your wallet, your backpack, car, engine, tires and internal organs too! Way to go big brother! I can sleep better now knowing that a handful of people will be happier thanks to me!

Visit blogs.forbes.com to read more about it: Full-Body Scan Technology Deployed In Street-Roving Vans

While you read, I will be lining my underwear with lead. It will be sexy (at least until my d*ck falls off thanks to the lead poisoning).

Thanks to Official Anti Nwo Alliance from Facebook for bringing this to my attention.