We are hitting hard times. So hard that even ghosts now hit the bottle to escape problems. Back in the day they used to scare people out of their socks, but I guess the ghost industry is suffering due to the global recession because this guy stopped at the bar for a drink. I hope he/she doesn’t make an ass out of him/herself. *Drunken ghost hovers into the room* … … *boOOooBAaAarF!!* Now look what you’ve done!! That was my favorite “Conspiracy” shirt! Stupid drunken ghost!

Hit the break for more info and a link to a worthwhile video while I go clean myself up.

Shocked Andrew, 38, mentioned the footage to staff at the Thomas Cook travel agents next door who said they had also captured ghostly images on their security cameras.

They believe the building was once used as a funeral parlour.

Andrew, who has run the pub for 17 years, said his Patterdale terrier dog Dudley gets scared when passing through the pub’s doors.

He added: “I don’t believe in ghosts but this freaked me out.”

The footage from Thomas Cook, which was shot exactly a week later, shows a computer mouse move of its own accord across a desk.

The office is then bathed in a soft light as the computer monitor switches on.

Now they hack into your computer to watch porn too? Can those ghosts fall any lower? Wait…  Hey!! YOU!!! Yes the ghost! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY FRIDGE!!! Aww shucks! Now there’s going to be ectoplasm on my baloney sandwich!

Click HEREVisit thesun.co.uk to watch the video and read the original article while I go call the ghostbusters. I think I have an unemployed moocher ghost infestation.