The Food of the Future: Scientists Say We Will be Eating Artificial Meat by 2050

Lots of Meat

Scientists say that by 2050 the world will be so overpopulated and hungry that the food demand will be virtually impossible to meet with today’s food supply. So instead of making mystery meat or soylent green, scientists decided to make artificial meat grown in vats. Sounds yummy… NOT!
Seriously, do they expect us to eat that crap? I’m ok with cloned animals as long as they are not full of ‘enhancers’ and hormones and other shit but meat grown in vats? in VATS!? I’d rather eat insects. Or rats. No, I’m not going vegan. Screw vegetables, I need meat!

Hit the break to learn more and perhaps puke a little in your mouth after reading about the artificial meat. I did. hmmm, semi-digested pizza and coffee!

Growing artificial meat in vats may be the best way to feed an expected population of 9 billion in 2050 without destroying the Earth, a group of leading international scientists say.

While the process is conceptually feasible, there would be elements of social stigma to overcome.

On paper though, artificial meats have numerous benefits. With greater control over composition and process, the food would be healthier with less waste.

The end result is a product that is more hygienic while reducing the amount of greenhouse gas produced by livestock.

Thornton surmises another decade of research is needed before artificial meat could hit grocery-store shelves.

Greenhouse gas produced by livestock!? BULLSHIT! I mean, BULLFART! You know what I think? I think that the NWO is behind this, they are probably going to put God knows what in that ‘meat’ and brain-damage you to turn you into their meat-eating-slave. What a better way to adulterate food than growing the food from scratch? That way they don’t have to poison livestock with drugs and crap, they just grow the meat like that from the beginning! And you know why? Because even cows get cancer and brain damage with all the crap they try to put in the meat!
Anyhow, you are warned folks. If I were you, I’d start to raise rats or those giant beetles for meat because that new meat sure is going to suck (the life out of you).

Visit foxnews.com for the full story:
Artificial Meat May Feed the Planet, Scientists Say
Or go to guardian.co.uk to read a longer article about this:
Artificial meat? Food for thought by 2050

While you read, I will be starting my own giant beetle farm. I don’t like rats.

Picture of delicious meat courtesy of lisburncity.gov.uk

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