Let’s face it, the world is going to end soon. With all the nasty heat waves, solar storms, comet showers, oil spills, apocalyptic methane bubbles and Antichrists, the last thing you wanna be is unprepared when the shit hits the fan. And what a better way to be prepared than carrying your survival kit with you? Yes, the survival kit in a sardine can may actually save your butt and fits right in your pocket! Cause you never know when it’s going to happen! It’s like diarrhea! Except you can’t carry a toilet all the time with you. And if you could, that would be really unhealthy.

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Here we have a genuine air-tight, waterproof, crushproof sardine can packed full of 25 survival items. Go fish with the hook and line, find your way home with the compass, boil water in the can for your tea and sugar, use the first aid supplies to survive the wilderness. Since being well prepared is half the challenge, you’ll have a good head start with this kit. Put one in your car, boat, motorcycle, fishing vest, backpack, bike, emergency kit, etc.

The kit includes one of each of the following items: non-aspirin pain reliever, adhesive bandage, alcohol prep pad, antibiotic ointment, book of matches, compass, chewing gum, sugar, salt, energy nugget, duct tape, fire starter cube, first aid instructions, fish hook & line, note paper, pencil, razor blade, safety pin, reflective signal surface, tea bag, waterproof bag, whistle, and wire clip.

•Holds emergency medical supplies, nourishment, navigation aids and more [see contents]
•Compact size that’s easy to carry
•Waterproof, floats in water
•Dimensions: 4.25″ x 3″ x .9″

So what are you waiting for? Buy yours right now! I bought 10! And put 8 of them in the supply closet, one in my pocket and one in the car. You never know when you gonna need it.

Visit thinkgeek.com to get your own Survival Kit in a Sardine Can while I try to figure out which ones are the sardine cans and which ones the survival kits, cause I mixed them up with my supper and now I don’t know which is which and I don’t want to open them all. DAMMIT!!